Dog Abuse, Neglect in Arizona

You’ve probably heard about Green Acre Kennel, the dog-boarding facility in Gilbert, Arizona where at least twenty (the count seems to vary from one news source to another) dead dogs were discovered last weekend. Maricopa County Sheriff Joe Arpaio (yes, that Sheriff Joe) initially called it an “accident,” but has now announced that he will conduct a “thorough investigation.” Here’s a quick guide to the legal issues involved.

Arizona, along with every other state in the U.S., has felony provisions for animal cruelty. Arizona’s law went into effect in 1999, according to the Animal Legal Defense Fund. A report on the case at The Daily Beast looks at the civil liability angle. In many states, such as Texas, civil liability for causing injury or death to an animal—meaning a pet in this sort of case—is limited to the animal’s fair market value. It does not include other compensatory damages, nor does it includes any sort of noneconomic damages for what is, for many people, the loss of a family member. The Daily Beast‘s article discusses some of the civil claims that may arise under one Arizona lawyer’s take on that state’s laws: Continue reading

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What I’m Reading, May 15, 2014

Why ‘Mad Men’s’ depiction of alcoholism is important, Anne T. Donahue, Death and Taxes, May 9, 2014

Show runner Matthew Weiner has obviously worked hard to create flawed, realistic characters who necessitate attention and patience. Don isn’t likable. He’s sexist, he’s privileged, and he’s a product of his time. As seen with Roger Sterling, alcoholism is and was the name of the game, but instead of glamorizing how fun and free-wheeling Don once was, we’re seeing the reality of Don’s, well, reality — or more specifically, we’re seeing what we missed when Freddie Rumsen left and joined AA.

Black Dog Syndrome Teaches Us a Crucial Lesson About Science, Esther Inglis-Arkell, io9, May 12, 2014

Volunteers at pet shelters are generally not overjoyed at the arrival of a litter of black puppies, and they’re even less happy at the arrival of a large black dog. Being bleeding-heart animal lovers, they don’t have any objection to the dog itself. They’re anticipating a long stay, or even euthanasia for the animal.

Among shelter employees, it’s considered a truism that black dogs are notoriously hard to adopt out. The workers there have a nickname for the problem – Black Dog Syndrome. No matter how sweet-natured the animal, people see the dark coat and are hesitant to adopt the pet. For employees, who have to deal with the emotional difficulty of staying with an animal being stuck at a shelter for months, or even putting it down, black dogs are always a source of potential pain.

Ignorant Pandering at Washington Event, Ed Brayton, Dispatches from the Culture Wars, May 12, 2014

[John] Adams was a bit naive. He didn’t foresee the rise of extraordinarily dishonest politicians and Christian right pundits a couple centuries later, who would indeed pretend that those who wrote the Constitution were guided by God. They could use this as an instructional manual in how to pander to the most ignorant among us with lies and shallow emotional appeals.

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Pitties Get Some Online Love

I came across an article on a site called Dognotebook.com entitled “15 dangerous dog breeds most likely to turn on their owners,” with no attributed author. You can probably guess who tops the list.

The post is a long litany of bullshit, but that’s not why I mention it. About 19/20 of the comments range from “This is bullshit” to “Here are researched and peer-reviewed facts about dogs that debunk everything you have said in this article.” It’s a good thing to see.

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Puppycide and Other Problems

Austin police officers shot and killed another dog last week. They described the dog as a pit bull, because of course. They also say that dashboard camera footage supports their version of the story—”that the officers had no choice but to respond that way to this dog that was charging at them,” and that “they didn’t have time to have a plan B to draw their Tasers or draw their pepper spray this is a matter of seconds”—although the family adamantly disputes their account:

[Alicia] Guerrero says when the family member holding on to the dog let go, officers shot the animal in the head. She says the dog was retreating to the house when it was shot a second time, ultimately dying on the front stoop.

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Do Dogs Remember Theirs Puppies? A Comic.

I wonder sometimes how dogs remember their puppies once they’ve been taken away.

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“Written in the Bones,” a comic by Carey Pietsch and Christopher M. Jones, offers one idea of how they might. Continue reading

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Wednesday WTF: Pool Gator

It’s not a good idea to keep an alligator (or any other species of crocodilian) in your pool. It’s not healthy for the alligator, and depending on the gator’s age and size, it is even less healthy for you and your pool party guests.

It is, however, on occasion, hilarious.

Oh, don't mind me, I'm just strolling along...

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There Is Apparently No Animal on Earth that Mankind Won’t Find a Way to Fight for Sport

By Kirt L. Onthank.Taollan82 at en.wikipedia [CC-BY-SA-3.0 (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0)], from Wikimedia Commons

Octopi are smart. They know pro wrestling is fake.

I’m not usually one to seek out things to provoke my own outrage, and it was only by happenstance that I came across the phenomenon of octopus wrestling. (This involved people wrestling the octopi, not octopi wrestling each other.) Fortunately, this doesn’t appear to be much of a thing anymore, but it had a following 50-60 years ago.

A report from the November 24, 1957 edition of the Toledo Blade details a gathering of 200 people to watch an octopus wrestling event in the Puget Sound near Tacoma, Washington.

Teams of three unarmed skin divers competed to garner points based on the use of snorkels versus breathing tanks and the final weight of octopi wrestled to the surface. A team from Portland, Oregon, won the contest, hauling in an eighty-pound octopus in the process. Let it be noted that Giant Pacific Octopi (Octopus dofleini) are rather timid and not at all aggressive unless provoked, with most cases of provocation ending with the octopus fleeing.

I’m not sure what stones we’ve left unturned in our quest to dominate nature whilst being entertained. I can’t find any instances of people making whales race one another, but then again, I don’t want to give anyone any ideas.

Photo credit: By Kirt L. Onthank.Taollan82 at en.wikipedia [CC-BY-SA-3.0], from Wikimedia Commons.

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Sorry to Disappoint, but Chupacabras Still Don’t Exist (UPDATED)

You know that thing in south Texas that people think is a chupacabra?

It’s a raccoon with a hair-loss problem.

If you don’t believe me, take a look at this beast:

Via Huffington Post

Via Huffington Post

That’s not the chupacabra’s dad, nor is it any other mysterious or mythical creature. That’s what a bear looks like under all that fur.

"Lounging spectacled bear" by Tambako the Jaguar [CC BY-ND 2.0 (https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nd/2.0/)], via Flickr

A raccoon looks just about as unfamiliar without all the hair. Or fur. I’m not sure which mammals have what. Continue reading

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Hippie Lawyers

I’m at the State Bar of Texas Animal Law Institute today.

Without a doubt, this is the only event for Texas lawyers where, by 3:00 p.m., the vegan lasagna is all gone, and the beef & sausage lasagna is the only leftover.

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All for me…..

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Monday Morning Cute: The Unconventional Friendship

Penny and Roo are “unconventional friends,” as Metapicture puts it.

Via metapicture.com

Via metapicture.com

Penny is an “experimental chicken” whose program had ended, and Roo is a chihuahua born without fully-formed front legs and abandoned in a park. They became best buddies after their rescues at Duluth Animal Hospital.

Via metapicture.com

Via metapicture.com

I wasn’t sure what an “experimental chicken” was, and thought maybe Penny’s appearance is due to some sort of genetic splicing or something. She is actually a silkie chicken who just had the misfortune of ending up in a lab. I learned something about chicken breeds today.

Via metapicture.com

Via metapicture.com

See more at Metapicture and Bored Panda.

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