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Generation Chickenhawk in action!!!
Mitt Romney, on the courageous service of his progeny:
“One of the ways my sons are showing support for our nation is helping me get elected because they think I’d be a great president.”
Yes, this is true American valor. I can’t wait for the Michael Bay film that’s sure to follow–let’s call it the “Flying Romneys” and cast Matt Damon as Tagg. There’s bound to be a part for Clint Eastwood, too.
P.S. – No disrespect is intended to Clint Eastwood or Matt Damon. Your movies rock. I’d like to see Clint play Bourne, Sr.
Whoa, these things are bad for us???
Remember the fun with plastic bags we were having earlier this week? Turns out they really are quite bad for the environment.
Please please please do not use them as water balloons!!!
SFW?
The latest conventional wisdom is apprently in: John Edwards is the “angry” candidate. My question is: why aren’t more people angry?
Rah-rah-sis-kum-bah!
Yet another actual Iraq veteran smacks down yet another rightwing bully on live TV, yet I doubt much will change about the “debate.”
During a debate on MSNBC’s Hardball this evening, retired Air Force Lt. Colonel Robert “Buzz” Patterson, a right-wing radio host, gratuitously attacked Iraq war veteran Jon Soltz, the chairman of VoteVets.org, exclaiming “I am so happy you’re not serving in Iraq right now, stabbing your fellow men and women in uniform like you do back in the states.”
Patterson claimed that Soltz didn’t know what he was talking about because he “didn’t get the memo” that “we’re fighting al Qaeda in Iraq.” “You know what, I don’t need the memo because I was in Iraq,” responded Soltz. “You read the newspaper, I was in Iraq. That’s the difference between you and I.”
Patterson muttered back that he had “been to Iraq too,” but Soltz laughed at his claim. “Are you talking about your rah-rah-sis-kum-bah cheerleader tours that the White House took you on or are you talking about as a soldier who took the country?”(Emphasis added)
It doesn’t take much of a stretch of Godwin’s Law to point out that the last time there were widespread “stab in the back” accusations, bad shit happened.
Stick that magnetic ribbon
My Simpsons doppelganger
Thanks to the shameless commercialism of the Simpsons, I now know what I would look like in the Simpsons universe:
Try it, if you dare.
A shallow quiz to determine your religion!
As I suspected, according to the Belief-O-Matic quiz, I am 100% Unitarian-Universalist, 96% Secular Humanist, 85% Liberal Quaker (?), and 79% Neo-Pagan (and I don’t even own any cloaks!). Going all the way down the list, I am 13% Jehovah’s Witness. I think these percentages refers to the number of beliefs I share with these particular schools of thought. I try to take the quiz every so often, to see if my total score changes over time. At some point a few years ago I scored higher as a Neo-Pagan than a UU, but I’ve been consistently UU most of the time. I’m only 66% “Nontheist“–not sure what that means. I’m not changing the name of the blog.
We are very very very very small…
Some more food for thought from this guy’s report from YearlyKos:
[P]hysicist Sean Carroll of Caltech and Cosmic Variance addressed a vastly different subject that, nevertheless, led him back to a similar theme. Sean’s talk was about, well, the nature of the universe. Mystery solved: It turns out that it’s roughly 5% stuff like us, 25% “dark matter,” and 70% “dark energy.” Or as Sean joked: “The good news is that we understand a lot about the universe. The bad news is that it makes no sense.”
But even as Sean gave us a complete and highly entertaining tour of reality, he hit on a much broader theme. The latest research in cosmology suggests that the universe is friggin weird. Indeed, there’s probably no bigger blow to the human ego than the fact that because it is of an incomprehensible “dark” nature, “most of the universe can’t even be bothered to interact with you,” as Sean put it. Nevertheless, he concluded that there’s something deeply uplifting about a way of thinking that allowed us to not only uncover but embrace this jaw-dropper of an inconvenient truth — something that we would never have expected to find, but that becomes inescapable once you survey all the evidence. And by the same token, Sean pointed out that there’s something rather shallow and small about an outlook that can’t be bothered to confront facts of this unsettling nature.
One problem I always had with my religious upbringing and much of religious thought nowadays (and I know this does not apply to everyone) is the way it encourages complacency–God/Jesus/Etc. loves you, and that is all you need to know. If there is a God(s), He has been incredibly busy, and there is much more of his creation to be admired than we could possibly imagine. It at least puts sporting events into their much broader persepctive.
A new low in creepiness
A Republican Florida state legislator apparently offered oral sex to a large black man in a public park bathroom because he was scared of him and figured that would make him go away. Also, he was only in the bathroom to get out of some bad weather (why he was on foot in a park is not directly explained.) Jill at Brilliant at Breakfast has the money quote:
Scared of black men. Scared of the weather. Scared of their own shadows. That’s your tough-guy Republican party for you.


