Today’s Arthropodal Nightmare, the Megalopyge

Meet the larva of the Megalopyge, a family of moths that sound highly unpleasant.

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Not all that is fluffy is cuddly…

The Wikipedia page explaining this guy is in French, but there are a few English-language pages talking about some of his siblingsand cousins. Note the seemingly luxuriant fur coat.

The moth Megalopyge opercularis has numerous common names, including southern flannel moth, pussy moth,puss caterpillar, tree asp, and, asp caterpillar. It is visually striking in both larval and adult forms. The inch-long larva is generously coated in long, luxuriant hair-like setae, making it resemble a tiny Persian cat, the characteristic that presumably gave it the name “puss.” It is variable in color, from downy grayish-white to golden-brown to dark charcoal gray. It often has a streak of bright orange running longitudinally. The ‘fur’ on early-stage larvae is sometimes extremely curly, giving the larva a cottony, puffed-up look.

Well, that sounds positively dandy! What could be wrong with that?

The ‘fur’ of the larva contains venomous spines that cause extremely painful reactions in human skin upon contact. The reactions are sometimes localized to the affected area but are often very severe, radiating up a limb and causing burning, swelling, nausea, headache, abdominal distress, rashes, blisters, and sometimes chest pain, numbness, or difficulty breathing (Eagleman 2008). Additionally, it is not unusual to find sweating from the welts or hives at the site of the sting. Ironically, the resemblance of the larvae to soft, colorful cotton balls encourages people to pick them up and pet them.

Okay, so there’s that. We have these guys in Texas, except the caterpillars are usually black. Don’t touch them, seriously.

If you’re feeling bold, here’s a video about their life cycle:

Photo credit: “Megalopyge l” by Weimar (Own work) [GFDL or CC-BY-SA-3.0], via Wikimedia Commons.


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At this point, let’s call it an invasion

Unwelcome guest

You are not welcome in my home

Seriously, what are these giant mosquito-looking bugs??? They are everywhere, not just in Austin, but apparently all over Texas. I can’t walk through my front door without a few coming in with me. They have turned my entire backyard into a breeding ground–if insects had their own pornography, my backyard is their Van Nuys.

A Google search for “giant mosquitoes in Austin” turned up nothing. I’m not even sure what to call them, since “giant mosquito-things” gets old after a while. According to Wikipedia, they might be crane flies, part of a very large family of insects that shares a suborder with mosquitoes.

Crane Fly Porn

If there is an equivalent sexual position for humans, I do not know what it is.

They are also quite fearless. Or just very stupid. As I sit at my desk trying to work, at least one lands on me every 20-30 minutes or so. I assume all the recent rain has brought them out in droves. I also know that they eat mosquito larvae. Or mosquitoes. Or something that we would prefer be eaten. In the winter absence of the bats, I welcome that. Just please, stay out of my house. And stop landing on my nose when I’m trying to go to sleep.


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Seattle, in Haiku Form

Here’s some verse from my vacation:

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Sunset, Seattle.
Dusk breaks through the rain showers.
Look! It’s a seaplane!
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Who’s grilling burgers?
The Evil Michelin Man?
No, it’s only Mike.

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In the Pig Parade,
Some swine have their chance to shine
In their Sunday best.

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Awful pigskin puns
Nevertheless make me smile
With such craftsmanship.

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Shelter from the rain.
I think I’ll stay and relax…
Holy shit! A troll!

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A phallic symbol
Points to a proud tomorrow
For this great city.

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Please stop and admire
My swirly cappuccino
Before I drink it.


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