You may have heard of Rule 34, as defined in xkcd: if you can think of it, there’s probably already porn of it on the internet somewhere.

I saw this on Facebook today, posted by Thomas:

Yes, those are Gun-Nutz, the not-remotely-logical evolution of truck nuts, and they made me realize that we need another rule.

I am therefore proposing Rule 01: if you can think of something tacky, it is probably already available for sale online as a redneck accessory. Continue reading →