You may have heard of Rule 34, as defined in xkcd: if you can think of it, there’s probably already porn of it on the internet somewhere.
I saw this on Facebook today, posted by Thomas:
I am therefore proposing Rule 01: if you can think of something tacky, it is probably already available for sale online as a redneck accessory.
(A note on numbering: Rules 1-100 seem to be taken, but I decided to go with “01,” because of reasons.)
(A note on irony: it occurred to me that the name “Gun-Nutz” might be an attempt to poke fun at the epithet “gun nuts,” but I am hesitant to dignify that idea with a response. If it’s directed at the implication that “gun nuts” are crazy, attaching fake testicles to a firearm really doesn’t help. If it’s just intended as a pun, it’s still fake testicles dangling from a firearm. Just try to imagine Dirty Harry pulling a .44 Magnum with little plastic danglers. Does it make him seem less badass? Because it should.)
