The Killer Jargon of #SXSWi, Part 2: Bring the Gibberish

See Part 1 here.

If South by Southwest Interactive (or SXSWi, for those in the know) is good for anything, it’s breaking news that makes no freaking sense whatsoever if you don’t already know the names of the companies and apps at issue.

I was thinking about sending gibberish tweets involving SXSW-style jargon using the #SXSWi hashtag, just for fun and because I’m kind of a snarky ass. My Twitter handle is @wellslawoffice, though, so it doesn’t look all that credible coming from me.

I heard Facebook crimped the OS for Orange Gazelle right as the Zebra Sponge purchase was undergoing Slideshow review. Muskox is gonna be *pissed*.

Via lemmetweetthatforyou.com

I could start a @BreakingInteractiveNews account, I suppose….

Most of my ideas are pretty mean, could possibly lead to at least some civil suits, and really just need to remain ideas in my twisted brain…… Not that I’ve ever let that stop me before.

Location-based apps seem to be all the rage right now. Hmmmmmm……. Continue reading

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This Week in WTF, June 27, 2014

– Once again, the headline says it all: Scientist Ejected From Classical Music Concert For Trying To Crowd Surf.

See also: Punk As Fuck Scientist Ejected From Concert For Crowdsurfing to Handel.

– Same with this one: Man pleads guilty to sexually harassing women with slices of Swiss cheese.

– The world didn’t even realize how badly it needed this, until it had it: I’m referring, of course, to the bouncy castle made entirely out of boobs (h/t Tura). (I’ll mention—although it should be obvious—that the following video is somewhat NSFW.)

– Good to know: How to catch an emu, or at least get its attention:

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