– Once again, the headline says it all: Scientist Ejected From Classical Music Concert For Trying To Crowd Surf.

See also: Punk As Fuck Scientist Ejected From Concert For Crowdsurfing to Handel.

– Same with this one: Man pleads guilty to sexually harassing women with slices of Swiss cheese.

– The world didn’t even realize how badly it needed this, until it had it: I’m referring, of course, to the bouncy castle made entirely out of boobs (h/t Tura). (I’ll mention—although it should be obvious—that the following video is somewhat NSFW.)

– Good to know: How to catch an emu, or at least get its attention: