Taking quizzes completes me…

Just for fun, I took the “What Kind of Conservative Are you?” and “What Kind of Liberal are You?” quizzes (h/t to OYSH). The results were not all that surprising.

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My Conservative Identity:

You are an Anti-government Gunslinger, also known as a libertarian conservative. You believe in smaller government, states’ rights, gun rights, and that, as Reagan once said, “The nine most terrifying words in the English language are, ‘I’m from the government and I’m here to help.’”

Take the quiz at www.FightLiberals.com

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My Liberal Identity:

You are a Social Justice Crusader, also known as a rights activist. You believe in equality, fairness, and preventing neo-Confederate conservative troglodytes from rolling back fifty years of civil rights gains.

Take the quiz at www.FightConservatives.com

I think these two are consistent, kind of.

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My inner geek is vindicated

Because cheesy internet-based quizzes do not lie!!!

You scored as Galactica (Battlestar: Galactica), You are leery of your surroundings, and with good reason. Anyone could be a cylon. But you have close friends and you know they would never hurt you. Now if only the damn XO would stop drinking.

Galactica (Battlestar: Galactica)
88%
Serenity (Firefly)
81%
Heart of Gold (Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy)
81%
Millennium Falcon (Star Wars)
81%
Deep Space Nine (Star Trek)
81%
SG-1 (Stargate)
75%
Moya (Farscape)
75%
Bebop (Cowboy Bebop)
69%
Babylon 5 (Babylon 5)
63%
Andromeda Ascendant (Andromeda)
50%
Enterprise D (Star Trek)
50%
Nebuchadnezzar (The Matrix)
44%
FBI’s X-Files Division (The X-Files)
31%

Which sci-fi crew would you best fit in with? (pics)
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You scored as The Doctor, You are The Doctor, the last of the Time Lords. You regenerate if you ‘die’ and always travel with a companion.
The Doctor
56%
Neo
38%
Gen. Jack O’Neill
25%
Luke Skywalker
19%

Which Sci-Fi Hero Are You?
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You scored as The Goa’uld, You are a Goa’uld, the evil race of symbiotic worms that take a human host and enslave them. You claim to be a god, bud aren’t
The Goa’uld
31%
The Master
31%
The Wraith
25%
Darth Vader
25%

Which Sci-Fi villain are you??
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I am proud to be better than you.

Seriously, though, I don’t know for sure if I’m better than you. I don’t even know who you are, necessarily, since we are not speaking directly but across a void of time from when I post to when you read. Still, my point is that I am pretty freakin’ smart, and I’m not going to be afraid to say so anymore. My inspiration for this, of course, came from something else I read on the internet, here. I went to a damn good law school and I don’t think I’m too off base to say that it is better than Regent University School of Law. Supposedly, America reelected George W. Bush because he was the more appealing person with whom to have a beer. In 2007, could it not be fairly said that this is an unfathomably stupid way to choose a leader? First of all, the man says he doesn’t drink; and second, what the hell would we talk about? I would much rather have a president who is smarter than me. He or she should be able to communicate, of course, but that whole intelligence thing is pretty damn important. Bill Clinton may have been something of a schmuck, but he’s smart and has some hipness as well. My point is, I’m smart, and I’m proud, and I’m not going to let any mediocre conserfascists make me feel bad about it.

I’m pretty good-looking, too.

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A few clarifications

Some excellent points were made about some recents posts of mine, so I’d like to make a few clarifications.

First of all, I tend to post only when I’m worked up in a frenzy of blog-fueled rage. Not at all an excuse for any half-baked arguments, more a setting of context.

With regard to my comments on Al Gore’s alleged electrical hypocrisy, I don’t have an inherent problem with people making information available and letting the public draw their own conclusions, ever. And I have to conced that it’s probably impossible for anyone to present information without some sort of bias–if you look hard enough, you can find traces of spin anywhere. I do have a problem with people making information under the guise of an official-sounding organization that may or may not exist–for me, it’s an honesty thing. People are free to draw their own conclusions–I happen to fail to see the relevance in this particular instance, but that doesn’t mean it shouldn’t be said.

That wasn’t the intended point of my post, though. The proper treatment for dishonest/deceptive/hateful/whatever speech is more speech. That generally isn’t what happens in these situations. I invoked the Swift Boat analogy because this situation reminds me of that situation: a group made a number of allegations that were capable of being disproven by numerous records and witnesses, yet the Kerry campaign didn’t say squat back in 2004. A lot has happened since then, and it would be nice to see someone with more credibility and a bigger audience than me offer some sort of counterpoint to what people and groups like the Tennessee Center for Policy Research have to say. Like, say, Al Gore. And he did.

A quick note on the relevance issue–the argument seems to be that (a) Al Gore addresses the severity of global warming; (b) Al Gore uses electricity at a level above the national average; therefore (c) Al Gore is a hypocrite. The problem is, (c) doesn’t say anything at all about (a); it just attacks the messenger.

With regard to the Discovery documentary on Jesus, again I have no problem with anyone presenting information or opinions. I draw my own conclusions and my own opinions. Personally, based on what I have seen so far, I think the documentary is full of crap–it is an interesting premise but has about as much historical weight as the Da Vinci Code. I don’t blame Mr. Wildmon for trying, either, but if that is the best he can do, I kind of feel bad for him. My point is that if watching the documentary shakes someone’s faith to the core, you really can’t blame the filmmakers for that. My objection here is similar to my issue with the Gardasil debate: valid arguments against a proposal that are grounded in science, history, logic, etc. supercede arguments based only in faith. Object to the documentary because it’s bad science, bad archaeology, bad statistics, and so forth. If someone publicizes information that contradicts the foundation of someone’s faith, and that information is objectively flawed (e.g. not based in sound science), why not make that your first argument? My understanding of Mr. Wildmon’s argument is something like this: (a) the Bible states that such and such happened; (b) a new documentary may present evidence that contradicts the Bible; therefore (c) Christianity is under attack.

In retrospect, my statement “I am not out to offend or denigrate anyone else’s religious beliefs” was not entirely accurate. I do not intend to denigrate religious people. There is a difference, subtle though it may be, between crticism of a system of beliefs and criticism of the believers. I may not agree with someone’s beliefs, but I do not intend to disrespect the person. And I have a very hard time respecting a lot of religious beliefs. I could probably write a book on that issue (and I might), but if anyone is offended by what I have to say about religion, it’s honestly kind of flattering because it implies that the person is placing my words on a rhetorical level with the Bible or whatever book they follow. Well, that’s how I look at it, anyway. I can’t help how people interpret what I, or anyone else, say. All I can do is try to be honest and rational–I’ll admit it doesn’t always work (although I still think it did this time.)

I also stand by my characterization of faith, which was pretty much based on the definition at dictionary.com:

1. Confident belief in the truth, value, or trustworthiness of a person, idea, or thing.

2. Belief that does not rest on logical proof or material evidence. See Synonyms at belief, trust.

3. Loyalty to a person or thing; allegiance: keeping faith with one’s supporters.

4. often Faith ChristianityThe theological virtue defined as secure belief in God and a trusting acceptance of God’s will.

5. The body of dogma of a religion: the Muslim faith.

6. A set of principles or beliefs.

The difference between faith and science is that science (assuming you are dealing with an honest practitioner), has to change in the face of contradictory evidence. Faith does not. Yet they can co-exist for most people just fine, most of the time.

If I do have any particular bias creeping into posts of this nature, it is my frustration that agnostics (I prefer the term apatheist, but I’ll go with a more recognizable one) are so often misunderstood and disrespected on a personal level. That must be a topic for another day, however.

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Happy f—ing Valentine’s Day

You may not have guessed this, but I used to be quite openly bitter and cynical. I like to think that my cynicism has been sublimated at least somewhat since my angst-ridden high school and college years. Still, on this Hallmarkiest of holidays, I can’t help but think back on those days when I wondered if a person could die of boredom. I therefore offer this little bit of bitterness of old, written sometime in high school and not terribly original. I’m sure it was a longer poem, but this is all I can get from memory:

Roses are red, violets are blue
Women are evil, and nice guys get screwed

Have a happy Valentine’s Day.

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Growing up Republican

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This post put me in mind of my own political childhood. I was 6 years old when Ronald Reagan was first elected. Ford was president when I was born (a few months after Nixon’s resignation), but the first president I actually remember was Carter. I was a Reagan supporter mostly because everybody else around me was. I was a 10-year old Reagan supporter in 1984 and a 14-year old Bush supporter in 1988, even though I wouldn’t be able to vote until 1992. I still remember the exact moment when I gave up on the Republicans.

Surprising to many, it was on January 16, 1991, when the air war in Iraq began just in time for prime time coverage.

As I sat there watching Bush 41’s televised speech, I realized just how much the president was enjoying the moment. It seemed like he could barely hold back a smile. Of course, in comparison to Bush 43’s neverending smirk, the 1991 speech seems to overflow with gravitas by comparison. But it seemed clear to me at the time that Bush 41 was leaping up and down on the inside at the opportunity, once and for all, to shed the “wimp label” that had dogged him for so long.

What’s wrong with going to war to prove you’re a man? I can’t honestly say that war is never justified. I can’t honestly say that there weren’t justifications for Desert Storm. I can, however, say that no one should ever enjoy going to war.

I grew up in San Antonio, Texas, where it was often accepted wisdom that we would be among the first to go in the event of a Soviet nuclear attack. I guess I didn’t grow up with fear of nuclear annihilation–it was more a grudging acceptance that I would at least get out of all the “Day After”-survival crap. But there was trust–faith, even–that no one really wanted a war. Now I’m not so sure.

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