Some people don’t like to be groped by strangers. Possibly most people. Some people, upon being groped, have the nerve to demand better treatment than that. In today’s world of constant
vigilance pants-wetting fear, that cannot stand. One woman in Florida wondered how government agents would like it if we groped them.
The agent she allegedly groped did not like it one bit, and now the woman faces a misdemeanor battery charge.
Considering we are dealing with an agency that pats down cancer survivors after scanning them, and whose agents might threaten to sue you if you dare speak out about your groping, this should not be too surprising.