I got some new coffee mugs. They look like this:

You, too, could have some from Creature Cups, if you think you are brave enough to stare at this in your coffee each morning…

Of course, my friend Jenn made the literary connection that I missed in my reverie of having my very own octopus cup, but at least now I know what to call it:

All hail the wondrous Coffthulu! We tremble in his shadow.