– Police arrested a couple for having sex in a shed at a Home Depot in North Charleston, South Carolina. At 8:30 in the morning. At least they closed the shed door first.

– This happened:

Via thedorseyshawexperience.tumblr.com

– A married couple in the UK had their marriage annulled after learning (and I am not making this up) that they are actually twins separated at birth:

According to a peer addressing the House of Lords, the case highlights the importance of ensuring all adopted children have access to the details of their biological parents.

And their siblings, I would add.

– A restaurant in Oklahoma City may be the site of the return of a Lovecraftian deity:

The restaurant discovered a three-foot tall, concrete block on their front lawn last Friday. The roughly cut block bears a bronze plaque with the inscription “In the Year of Our Lord 2012 Creer Pipi claimed this land for Azathoth.”

I’m not all that up on my Lovecraft, but Azathoth sounds unpleasant.

– We’ve all heard about how your rectum can be a good hiding place in critical moments. Well, we’ve heard that in movies, but I’ve always maintained a healthy skepticism about the practice (along with never having quite such a critical need to hide anything.) A Tennessee woman learned the hard way that rectum-hiding has certain medical risks, which, in her case, require hospitalization.

– Proving once again that the lives of obscenely rich New Yorkers are a complete mystery to me, people are paying $1,500 per square foot for basement storage space in a fancy high-rise under construction. Considering the $300,000 price tag for a 200 square foot space is less than 1% of the cost of some of the building’s units, it’s a relative bargain. Of course, if Bane ever takes over Manhattan, I don’t want to be anywhere near this building.

– Someone stole a Vancouver woman’s bicycle, then posted an ad for it on Craigslist. The woman responded to the ad, met the seller/thief in a McDonald’s parking lot, and did what any Canadian BAMF would do: she stole the bike back.

– This happened:

At least one million cockroaches have escaped a farm in China where they were being bred for use in traditional medicine, a report said.

Commence heebie-jeebies.

– That Video Music Awards thing. Now let us never speak of it again.

– A Republican state representative from Texas and her husband are facing a lawsuit filed by an employee of the car dealership they own:

[Plaintiff Bradley] Jones filed a civil suit against state Rep. Patricia Harless and her husband Sam Harless, who are the owners of Fred Fincher Motors where Jones was employed for over three years. In the suit, Jones charges that Sam Harless provided other employees with a Taser — and then filmed them sneaking up behind Jones and zapping him with the device at various times over nine months. The videos were posted online but were subsequently taken down.

I don’t think I need to annotate that in any way.

– A sheriff’s deputy in Utah is facing assault charges because of this:

The deputy apparently “lost it” when he caught his wife having sex with his father in one of their children’s bedrooms last month.

I really don’t need to annotate this one, either. This is shaping up to be the easiest blog post I’ve ever written.

– Ancient Peruvians had their own Grumpy Cat.

– Equifax, one of the three major credit reporting agencies, allegedly failed, or refused, to fix incorrect information on an Oregon woman’s credit report. So she sued them. And won an $18.6 million judgment. To be clear, the information was really incorrect. Like, wrong++.

Photo credit: By United States military [Public domain], via Wikimedia Commons.