Where I should be living…

Downtown living ain’t easy, but some people are doing it with more style than others.

My philosophizing would be extra-Cryptic in these digs.


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Slime in the ice machine no more

As a former Houstonian, I ponder the passing of Marvin Zindler, the toupee-wearing, slime-in-the-ice-machine-exposing, Chicken-Ranch-closing weirdo of Houston’s Eyewitness News. No one will ever wear unnaturally-tinted sunglasses indoors the way you did.

Say it with me: Maaaaaaaaaaarvin Zindler, Eyyyyeeeeeeewiiitnessss Neeeeewwwwwsssss!!!!!!


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It’s not easy being red

From Think Progress via HuffPo, Gonzo seems to have fewer and fewer friends lately:

[Fox News host] Chris Wallace revealed that no conservative would willingly defend Gonzales on Fox. “By the way, we invited White House officials and Republicans on the Senate Judiciary Committee to defend Attorney General Gonzales,” said Wallace. “We had no takers.”

Ah, sweet, sweet Schadenfreude.


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Pharmacists sue to avoid having to do their jobs

From the Department of Why’d You Become a Pharmacist Anyway? comes this story (actually the NYT via TFN):

SEATTLE (AP) — Pharmacists have sued Washington state over a new regulation that requires them to sell emergency contraception, also known as the “morning-after pill.”
In a lawsuit filed in federal court Wednesday, a pharmacy owner and two pharmacists say the rule that took effect Thursday violates their civil rights by forcing them into choosing between “their livelihoods and their deeply held religious and moral beliefs.”

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Under the new state rule, pharmacists with personal objections to a drug can opt out by getting a co-worker to fill an order. But that applies only if the patient is able to get the prescription in the same pharmacy visit.

Sold as Plan B, emergency contraception is a high dose of the drug found in many regular birth-control pills. It can lower the risk of pregnancy by as much as 89 percent if taken within 72 hours of unprotected sex.

I’ll just ask a few questions that flow from logical extensions of what I presume to be the pharmacists’ reasoning. First question: can a pharmacist who is also a Christian Scientist refuse to dispense any medication, preferring prayer instead? Or how about this: If a pharmacist refuses to dispense Plan B to a woman who had been raped, and she ends up having to carry the child to term, can the pharmacist be held responsible for child support payments? I ask this because (1) presumably the child’s biological father would be in prison and therefore unable to make money for child support, and (2) most state laws put a child’s best interests over the interests of the parents or other responsible parties and someone has to support the child.

Or is it just that life begins at conception and ends at birth for these pharmacists?


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Victory in the War on Terror…oh wait…

I’m horrified that this happened in my town, and I am mystified that it occurred without so much as a hiccup from “War on Terror” proponents.

When Paul Ross Evans was arrested in April and accused of leaving a bomb at an Austin clinic that performs abortions, he had with him, according to court documents, the name of the clinic and other names and addresses that could hint at greater plans.

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“Mr. Evans placed a live bomb packed with nails in a place where he knew people would be hurt or killed if it went off,” U.S. Attorney Johnny Sutton said in a statement. “Through good police work and a little luck Mr. Evans’ plan was prevented.”


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Seattle, in Haiku Form

Here’s some verse from my vacation:

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Sunset, Seattle.
Dusk breaks through the rain showers.
Look! It’s a seaplane!
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Who’s grilling burgers?
The Evil Michelin Man?
No, it’s only Mike.

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In the Pig Parade,
Some swine have their chance to shine
In their Sunday best.

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Awful pigskin puns
Nevertheless make me smile
With such craftsmanship.

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Shelter from the rain.
I think I’ll stay and relax…
Holy shit! A troll!

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A phallic symbol
Points to a proud tomorrow
For this great city.

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Please stop and admire
My swirly cappuccino
Before I drink it.


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Taking quizzes completes me…

Just for fun, I took the “What Kind of Conservative Are you?” and “What Kind of Liberal are You?” quizzes (h/t to OYSH). The results were not all that surprising.

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My Conservative Identity:

You are an Anti-government Gunslinger, also known as a libertarian conservative. You believe in smaller government, states’ rights, gun rights, and that, as Reagan once said, “The nine most terrifying words in the English language are, ‘I’m from the government and I’m here to help.’”

Take the quiz at www.FightLiberals.com

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My Liberal Identity:

You are a Social Justice Crusader, also known as a rights activist. You believe in equality, fairness, and preventing neo-Confederate conservative troglodytes from rolling back fifty years of civil rights gains.

Take the quiz at www.FightConservatives.com

I think these two are consistent, kind of.


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Politics and hotties

I’m fascinated by politics. I’m fascinated (flummoxed?) by hotties. I don’t think, however, that hotties in politics is the most pressing issue of the day. I guess Chris Matthews doesn’t think he has anything better to do.


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