Go ahead and laugh:

Police on lookout for driving dog in Cum Park Plaza:

Burlington, North Carolina’s shopping center Cum Park Plaza saw action this week, after police pursued a canine (not pictured above) that was supposedly operating a motor vehicle.

The News-Record reported that on Tuesday Burlington police were authorized to “be on the lookout” (BOLO!) for a dark-colored vehicle with a dog’s foot on the gas. “There was a car in the area of Cum Park Plaza driving recklessly,” Lt. Brian Long said, “and it appeared a dog was driving the vehicle.”

You have a choice here: do you want to snicker at the fact that there is an actual place in North Carolina called Cum Park Plaza*, or do you want to sing the Toonces the Driving Cat song? Continue reading →