This is how I imagine this conversation going down:
HELLO LONG-LEGGED DOG LET’S PLAY!!!
Dangit, dog, for the last time, I’m a deer, and I don’t feel like playing. I’m trying to eat this overgrown shrub.
You’re just gonna keep standing there until I play with you, aren’t you? [Sigh.]
YOU CAN’T CATCH ME LONG-LEGGED DOG I AM TOO FAST!!!
Dog, I’m not going to—oh hell no! Continue reading
