This is how I imagine this conversation going down:

HELLO LONG-LEGGED DOG LET’S PLAY!!!

Dangit, dog, for the last time, I’m a deer, and I don’t feel like playing. I’m trying to eat this overgrown shrub.

You’re just gonna keep standing there until I play with you, aren’t you? [Sigh.]

YOU CAN’T CATCH ME LONG-LEGGED DOG I AM TOO FAST!!!

Dog, I’m not going to—oh hell no!

Dog, I can’t believe I let you bait me into that.

HA HA! YOU ARE FUNNY LONG-LEGGED DOG!!!

I told you, I don’t want to play. I’m just trying to eat this shrub in peace and—TAKE THAT!

HA HA LONG-LEGGED DOG IS TOO SLOW!

Look, I’m sorry there aren’t more dogs in the neighborhood, but you need to—

HAHA YOU CAN’T CATCH ME!!!!!

I wasn’t trying to—GOT YOU!

Dangit.

Look, dog, I think you’ve got something on your—

TOO SLOW LONG-LEGGED DOG!!!

I. AM. NOT. A. DOG!!!!!!!!!!!

HAHA LONG-LEGGED DOG IS MAD HE CAN’T CATCH ME!!!

YOU ARE SUCH AN ASSHOLE!

HAHA I AM DOG!!!!!!

Okay, this is dumb. I don’t want to chase you. Just, please, let me eat this shrub.

HAHA LONG-LEGGED DOG IS TIRED BECAUSE HE’S OLD!!!

No I’m not! I’m younger than you, dog! I just…….wait, nope, not taking the bait there.

I LOVE YOU, LONG-LEGGED DOG!!!

What? I, uh……………….I love you too, dog.

HAHA PSYCH!!!

………..You asshole.

(Video by Joseph Adkins on YouTube.)