This is how I imagine this conversation going down:
HELLO LONG-LEGGED DOG LET’S PLAY!!!
Dangit, dog, for the last time, I’m a deer, and I don’t feel like playing. I’m trying to eat this overgrown shrub.
You’re just gonna keep standing there until I play with you, aren’t you? [Sigh.]
YOU CAN’T CATCH ME LONG-LEGGED DOG I AM TOO FAST!!!
Dog, I’m not going to—oh hell no!
Dog, I can’t believe I let you bait me into that.
HA HA! YOU ARE FUNNY LONG-LEGGED DOG!!!
I told you, I don’t want to play. I’m just trying to eat this shrub in peace and—TAKE THAT!
HA HA LONG-LEGGED DOG IS TOO SLOW!
Look, I’m sorry there aren’t more dogs in the neighborhood, but you need to—
HAHA YOU CAN’T CATCH ME!!!!!
I wasn’t trying to—GOT YOU!
Look, dog, I think you’ve got something on your—
TOO SLOW LONG-LEGGED DOG!!!
I. AM. NOT. A. DOG!!!!!!!!!!!
HAHA LONG-LEGGED DOG IS MAD HE CAN’T CATCH ME!!!
YOU ARE SUCH AN ASSHOLE!
HAHA I AM DOG!!!!!!
Okay, this is dumb. I don’t want to chase you. Just, please, let me eat this shrub.
HAHA LONG-LEGGED DOG IS TIRED BECAUSE HE’S OLD!!!
No I’m not! I’m younger than you, dog! I just…….wait, nope, not taking the bait there.
I LOVE YOU, LONG-LEGGED DOG!!!
What? I, uh……………….I love you too, dog.