Chocolate salty Jesus

Please please please PLEASE someone tell me this guy does not speak for the majority of Christians out there (I’m referring to Bill Donohue, of course). I almost feel sorry for Donohue in the clip of him on Anderson Cooper–he can’t seem to get the artist, Cosmo Cavallaro, to sink to his level. “You’re talking like a 5-year old.”

The artist has a right to create art as he sees fit, and Donohue has a right to make an ass of himself. I have a right to wonder why on earth someone would want to make a Jesus out of chocolate and why someone would think it is somehow blasphemous. I mean, leaving aside issues of free speech and such, what is the big deal here? Is it the chocolate? What’s wrong with chocolate? Is it that he’s nude and anatomically correct? I can’t quite figure it out (I also haven’t been to church lately, so maybe they’ve changed some things.) I know that we’re supposed to be ashamed of our genitalia, so it could stand to reason that we should pretend Jesus didn’t have any. I don’t recall a Biblical proscription on chocolate–had it even been invented when Leviticus was written? Anyway, Donohue is a dick.

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Live action anime!!!

I know it’s not nice to pick on kids, but I think there’s an exception if they are also Paris runway models (and yes, I realize this is my second post today about fashion models–it’s not becoming a trend.) Anyway, I found this here, via Cruel.com. Apparently these are really her eyes:

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Check out the original site. It’s disquieting. Just thought I’d share.

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Ewwwwww

Here’s an urban hazard few saw coming:

TAIPEI – Residents of Tainan learned a lesson in whale biology after the decomposing remains of a 60-ton sperm whale exploded on a busy street, showering nearby cars and shops with blood and organs and stopping traffic for hours.

The 56-foot-long whale had been on a truck headed for a necropsy by researchers, when gases from internal decay caused its entrails to explode in the southern city of Tainan.

REMAINS FROM WHALE THAT EXPLODED

Damn.

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Polar bear fun

Follow the adventures of Knut, the German-born polar bear cub being raised in a nontraditional setting (not just the zoo part of the raising).

Awkwardly translated into English (thanks Babelfish!) here.

Übersetzt nicht an allen, hier.

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Polar bear fun

Follow the adventures of Knut, the German-born polar bear cub being raised in a nontraditional setting (not just the zoo part of the raising).

Awkwardly translated into English (thanks Babelfish!) here.

Übersetzt nicht an allen, hier.

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I was wrong to meddle with the forces of darkness, and I realize that now…

This is too good to be made up:

Deceased Serbian president Slobodan Milosevic, who died in captivity in Haag last year standing on trial for War Crimes in a UN War Crimes tribunal, still seem to haunt the Serbian nation.

Recently his grave in the eastern Serbian town of Pozarevac was desecrated in a bizarre incident, when Serbian vampire hunters in accordance with old folklore and tradition wanted to make sure the late president remained dead, and drove a three-foot wooden stake into the grave and through his heart.

Those crazy Serbs!

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More mulch madness

Here are some clips of the mulch fire in Helotes, Texas (just NW of San Antonio):

It’s scary because this is pretty much right on top of the drinking water supply for most of central Texas.

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Enormous mulch fire!!!

Enormous mulch fire sparks rancor, confusion in small Texas town – USATODAY.com

Check this out. It’s surreal.

The pile of mulch, which has been sitting in an open field for more than a decade, is about 400 feet long, 225 feet wide and 70 feet tall in the middle. It is now a vast, smoking landscape, with flames shooting up periodically from the blackened expanse, in what looks like a scene from the latest Star Wars movie.

So a small town outlying my hometown now looks like the planet where Darth Vader got his legs cut off. That’s some damn fine journalism.

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