The Coming Class Action Lawsuit Against Big Gay

Via southpark.wikia.com

Via southpark.wikia.com

Rick Scarborough thinks that the threat of homosexuality merits a class action lawsuit similar to those waged against the tobacco industry, according to Right Wing Watch. In a conversation with Peter LaBarbera, they reportedly said:

Scarborough: Peter, the whole issue of a class action lawsuit, you and I have talked about this a little bit. I just wonder if you’ve explored that, talked to anyone about it. Obviously, statistically now even the Centers for Disease Control verifies that homosexuality much more likely leads to AIDS than smoking leads to cancer. And yet the entire nation has rejected smoking, billions of dollars are put into a trust fund to help cancer victims and the tobacco industry was held accountable for that. Any thoughts on that kind of an approach?

LaBarbera: Yeah I think that’s great. I would love to see it. We always wanted to see one of the kid in high school who was counseled by the official school counselor to just be gay, then he comes down with HIV. But we never really got the client for that.

Are they talking about suing school counselors? Is Big Gay composed of people with bachelor’s degrees in social work who are employed by county-level school districts? As far as corporate conspiracies go, that’s pretty darn thin.

Seriously, though, whom does he intend to sue? You have to identify and serve a defendant to have a lawsuit. No matter how difficult obtaining service of process may be—even if you have to go through a back door—you can’t have a lawsuit without a defendant and adequate notice. Otherwise, who’s going to set up a trust fund for AIDS victims that’s analogous to the fund set up for cancer victims? I ask because it sure as shit isn’t going to be Rick Scarborough or Peter LaBarbera.

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Defamation Threats: A Quick Guide

If you spend enough time putting stuff on the internet, you will eventually:
1. Say something about someone that just ain’t true;
2. Get a few details wrong about a person, or a situation involving that person; or
3. State an opinion about someone, which that person finds objectionable.

Any of these could result in the threat of a defamation suit, but only #1 has any real chance of going badly for you. Regardless, you have to respond if someone doesn’t like something you wrote and subsequently accuses you of libel. (I know of what I speak. Just trust me.) You even have to respond if someone accuses you of slander because of something you wrote, and pointing at that person while laughing is not a sufficient response.

Ken White of Popehat fame has compiled a helpful list of steps to take if you receive any sort of notice, even an incoherent or delusional one, accusing you of any sort of defamation. It is not legal advice, because legal advice is. not. free, but it’s very helpful nonetheless.

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Some Excellent Questions for Libertarians

I often make common cause with self-styled libertarians on social issues, police brutality, military overreach, and the like. Where I differ greatly is on economic issues, for the basic reason that libertarians generally pretend that all individuals start from an equal bargaining position. R.J. Eskow has a piece at Salon called “11 questions to see if libertarians are hypocrites” that hits on pretty much all of the issues I have with the Ayn Rand style of libertarianism. Here are a few choice quotes.

On the lack of libertarian societies throughout history:

At no time or place in human history has there been a working libertarian society which provided its people with the kinds of outcomes libertarians claim it will provide. But libertarianism’s self-created mythos claims that it’s more realistic than other ideologies, which is the opposite of the truth. The slope from that contradiction to the deep well of hypocrisy is slippery, steep—and easy to identify.

On libertarians’ narrow definition of “order”: Continue reading

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Getting Tough on Anti-Virus Scams

GrahamColm at en.wikipedia [CC-BY-SA-3.0 (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0) or GFDL (http://www.gnu.org/copyleft/fdl.html)], from Wikimedia Commons

It is exceedingly difficult to find stock images relating to antivirus software, so here’s an actual virus instead.

In a bit of joyous news, the FTC settled a claim against a company that created fake ads for virus-scanning software that popped up during games of Angry Birds on mobile devices using Android. Clicking* on the ad apparently took you through some landing pages, but never to any workable anti-virus software. There reportedly was also malware involved, if a user tried to install the company’s software, and “cramming” – “when a company adds a charge to your phone bill for a service you didn’t order, agree to, or use.” The FTC even made reference to an internal email from the company that said they were “anxious to move [the] business out of being a scam and more into a valued service.” Whoops.

The company agreed to pay a $1.2 million fine, and to refund anything billed to consumers who installed their software and ended up with malware since December 8, 2011.

Does this make up for what is sure to be thousands of interrupted Angry Birds games? I don’t know about you, but on the occasions when I play Angry Birds, I do not like interruptions. I get even angrier than the birds. Continue reading

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This Must Violate HIPAA Somehow

stanislava from morguefile.com

It was a party to reme—wait, what? (Via morguefile.com)

A Chicago  student is suing a doctor, hospital, and medical school after the doctor allegedly took pictures of her in the hospital, where she had been admitted for overindulgence in alcohol, and posted them on Facebook. The student was reportedly taken to the hospital by ambulance at about 3:00 a.m. on June 13, 2013. The defendant, who was not the student’s treating physician, allegedly looked at her medical records around noon that day, using his medical ID card to gain access to the files. According to Courthouse News Service:

It continues: “At or around 4 p.m., on June 13, 2013, [defendant] came down to the ER again and commenced taking pictures of plaintiff while she was on the hospital bed, crying, and attached to an IV.

“[Defendant] was seen by hospital security in the hospital taking the pictures and was asked to delete them immediately, which he refused to do.

“[Defendant] decided to public said photographs on the Internet through Facebook and Instagram online sharing programs.

“[Defendant] attached statements of commentary describing [plaintiff]’s condition in those photographs. Continue reading

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Judge in Montana Affirms the Notion that a Man Cannot Be Trusted with His Own Genitalia

Once again, the legal system has accepted the notion that certain men simply cannot stop themselves from having sex with others, regardless of how the others feel about it. It really should go without saying that consent is a required aspect of sex, but somehow people don’t get that message. Beyond all the harm this “boys will be boys” bullshit causes to others, how long does it have to go on before men start realizing just how damaging, and insulting, it is to men? If you have sex with someone without the other person’s consent, and you claim that the other person was somehow at fault, you are claiming that you can’t control your own genitalia. Thanks to male privilege, of course, this never gets imputed to all men, but that doesn’t stop a lot of guys from trying.

A Montana state judge sentenced a former teacher to about a month in jail, while suspending the remainder of his fifteen-year sentence, after he pleaded guilty to having sex with a student when he was 49 and she was 14. District Judge G. Todd Baugh of Yellowstone County reportedly stated in court that the girl was “as much in control of the situation” as the teacher, and that she was “older than her chronological age.” The defendant, Stacy Dean Rambold, reportedly pleaded guilty to a felony charge in April. The case had been deferred for several years, until prosecutors learned that Rambold’s sex offender treatment program had terminated him. The actual incident took place in 2008. The victim committed suicide in 2010.

Here’s the deal: statutory rape laws generally operate on a theory of strict liability, meaning that knowledge of an alleged victim’s age is not a required element of the crime. This can hypothetically lead to injustice in a case where, say, an alleged victim goes to great lengths to conceal their true age, and the defendant is genuinely unaware of their age. I don’t know how common or how rare such occurrences are, but it doesn’t matter here, because this teacher knew damn well that this student was 14 years old, well under the age of consent for Montana.

The judge’s statements, as reported in the media, are actually worse than the standard narrative of victim-blaming, because the victim, Cherice Morales was not there to defend herself, because she committed suicide at the age of 17. The Missoulian reported:

Baugh said he listened to recorded statements given by Morales before her death and believes that while she was a troubled youth, she was “as much in control of the situation” as Rambold.

The judge also said Morales was “older than her chronological age.”

A judge listens to recorded statements made by a teenager, who was probably in a state of distress, three years after she made them, and concludes that she had the same legal and moral agency as an adult, specifically a schoolteacher, who was 49 years old at the time the offense occurred. He even specifically mentioned that she was a “troubled youth” in assessing, by some unknown metric, her non-chronological age.

I get that there is a certain—extremely limited—nuance to cases involving statutory rape, only in the sense that an alleged victim who is fifteen minutes away from attaining their state’s age of consent presents different issues than someone years younger. There is no clear dividing line in this regard, but again, it doesn’t matter in this case, because the victim was 14 years old.

To say that she was “as much in control” as a 49 year-old teacher, who has presumably had extensive education and training in how to interact with children, is to say that this teacher lacks the ability to control himself. The judge apparently did not elaborate on how the victim’s control of the situation played into what happened between the teacher and her, and we really don’t want to revisit it. That said, however, is this a warning that young girls need to be on guard against their own teachers, because those teachers will not always be expected to be the responsible adult?

If you have such little control over yourself as this former teacher, you need to seek help or remove yourself from society. I generally think our system of sex offender laws is completely screwed up, but this strikes as one case where they got it right. An evaluation reportedly said that this guy is “a low risk to re-offend and could be treated in the community,” but by his own admission, he has self-control problems around young teenagers.

I should also mention the defense’s line of argument. I generally don’t fault defense attorneys for using whatever reasonable defense is available, so my beef is with the mere fact that anyone would consider this defense to be reasonable at all:

Reminiscent of the Steubenville rape case earlier this year, the defendant’s attorney’s launched into “the poor rapist” line of defense, citing that the publicity surrounding the rape had cost Mr. Rambold his job, his marriage and his home and that he had suffered the equivalent of a “scarlet letter of the Internet”. Imagine that. A school teacher lost his job after raping a 14 year-old student three times and to add insult to injury his wife left him too. Damn that publicity, why will we as a nation and a community not just let him rape little girls in peace?

To give you a sense of setting, this all happened in Yellowstone County, Montana, where another county official is currently facing accusation of plagiarizing a letter to the editor he submitted to the Billings Gazette entitled “Why I hate Barack and Michelle Obama.”

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“Social Welfare,” Loosely Defined

501c4 by Hollywata [CC BY-ND 2.0], on FlickrThe Tea Party might have been right about the IRS improperly applying the law, just not in the way they think. As opposed to the discredited claim-that-will-not-die that the IRS targeted Tea Party groups, and only Tea Party groups, a new lawsuit alleges that the agency is not correctly applying the requirements of the Internal Revenue Code for “social welfare organizations,” known as 501(c)(4) groups. Van Hollen, et al v. Internal Revenue Service, et al, No. 1:13-cv-01276, complaint (D.D.C., Aug. 21, 2013) (I love using legal citation forms that probably aren’t quite right, on the off chance that someone on a law review reads this and gets all eye-twitchy.)

Here’s the actual statute defining a 501(c)(4) tax-exempt organization:

(4)(A) Civic leagues or organizations not organized for profit but operated exclusively for the promotion of social welfare, or local associations of employees, the membership of which is limited to the employees of a designated person or persons in a particular municipality, and the net earnings of which are devoted exclusively to charitable, educational, or recreational purposes.

(B) Subparagraph (A) shall not apply to an entity unless no part of the net earnings of such entity inures to the benefit of any private shareholder or individual.

26 U.S.C. § 501(c)(4) (emphasis added).

The regulation that the IRS uses to interpret and enforce that statute specifically states that “direct or indirect participation or intervention in political campaigns” for or against a candidate does not constitute “the promotion of social welfare.” 26 C.F.R. § 1.501(c)(4)-1(a)(2)(ii).

Here’s how the regulation defines “promotion of social welfare”: Continue reading

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Impermissible Fee Arrangements for Lawyers

You might think this image is in poor taste (and you'd be right), but you should see what you get when you do a Google Images search, restricted to images labeled for commercial reuse, for the term "blow job."

You might think this image is in poor taste (and you’d be right), but you should see what you get when you do a Google Images search, restricted to images labeled for commercial reuse, for the term “blow job.”

Lawyers can get pretty creative when it comes to fee arrangements, but in the vast, vast majority of situations, they want to be paid with money.

I can’t say I blame any of my fellow lawyers. Money buys things like food, utilities, and Aspen vacation homes.

While it’s not entirely legal—okay, not remotely legal—money can also buy blowjobs. Of course, being caught paying for sexual activity in that way can result in the loss of your law license. As it turns out, skipping the middleman and exchanging legal services directly for blowjobs can get you suspended from the practice of law. That’s my takeaway from the one sentence of the article at The Legal Intelligencer that I can access without paying for a membership:

The state Supreme Court has issued a one-year suspension to a Bucks County attorney who agreed to represent a female client in a DUI case in exchange for oral sex.

According to the Pennsylvania Office of Disciplinary Counsel’s petition (thanks, Google!), to which the attorney consented, the deal went down as follows:

7. At the First Meeting:
a) Ms. Doe advised Respondent of her previous ARD and her recent arrest for our and inquired as to his fee for representation;
b) Respondent quoted Ms. Doe the fee of $1,000 to cover the work associated with an anticipated guilty plea agreement;
c) Ms. Doe advised Respondent that she did not have a lot of money;
d) After further discussion, the parties agreed that Ms. Doe would perform oral sex on Respondent; Continue reading

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How to Tell the Difference Between a Police Raid and a Home Invasion (Hint: Sometimes You Can’t)

By Tim McAteer (Wikipedia:Contact us/Photo submission) [CC-BY-SA-3.0 (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0)], via Wikimedia CommonsThe Sarasota Herald-Tribune reported last week on the story of a 59 year-old nurse, Louise Goldsberry, who found herself pinned down in her apartment during a home invasion. Fortunately, she kept a gun in her home, and so was able to defend herself…right?

Well, no, because the home invaders were actually cops, including the U.S. Marshal’s Office and the Sarasota Police Department, looking for a suspect in a child rape case. Goldsberry stated that she was standing at her kitchen sink, while her boyfriend Craig Dorris was in the next room, when she saw a man “wearing a hunting vest…aiming a gun at her face, with a red light pinpointing her.” She reportedly screamed and ran to her bedroom to get the gun for which she has a concealed weapons permit. She didn’t know whether to believe him when the man claimed to be a police officer, because she said she had no idea why the police would be behaving in this way in her apartment.

Dorris managed to at least somewhat defuse the situation, although both of them ended up in handcuffs for at least half and hour. Police found the child-rape suspect in a different part of town later that night. He had never been in Goldsberry’s apartment, and Goldsberry had no idea who he was. The U.S. Marshal who was at Goldsberry’s door, Matt Wiggins, admitted that the tip regarding the suspect’s location was about the apartment complex as a whole—they had no reason whatsoever to suspect that he was in Goldsberry’s apartment, except for this:

But when the people in Goldsberry’s apartment didn’t open up, that told Wiggins he had probably found the right door. No one at other units had reacted that way, he said.

Maybe none of them had a gun pointed at them through the kitchen window, I suggested. But Wiggins didn’t think that was much excuse for the woman’s behavior. He said he acted with restraint and didn’t like having that gun aimed at him.

“I went above and beyond,” Wiggins said. “I have to go home at night.”

This is a prime example of the First Rule of Policing, as defined by Scott Greenfield: Make it home for dinner. No matter what led to the situation where a gun was pointed at Wiggins, he intended to defend himself. Wiggins made a decision that, because the occupant of a particular apartment did not answer the door politely, they must be up to no good. As much as anyone may want to see child rapists get pummeled, this is simply a bad general rule.

This demonstrates another principle identified by Greenfield: police assume you know exactly why they stopped you or are pointing a gun at you, and may start beating you or shooting at you if you don’t do exactly as they say.

That’s the funny thing about not having the slightest clue why a guy is pointing a gun at you. The cops start with the assumption that you’re guilty, and therefore know exactly why they nabbed you. This bit of confusion can, and often does, lead to a problematic reaction.

Goldsberry is actually pretty lucky that the cops didn’t just start shooting, although I don’t think she should be sending the Sarasota Police Department or the U.S. Marshals any thank-you notes.

We are always being told by the gun lobby that we need whatever firepower we can get our hands on to protect ourselves from home invasions. What happens when your home is invaded by police who are in the wrong place? Do we have to live our lives as though, at any moment, police could break down the door?

“I was thinking, is this some kind of nutjob?” [said Goldsberry.]

No, just a well-trained officer who knows how to go after a man assumed to be a dangerous felon, but isn’t so good at understanding a frightened woman confronted with an aggressive armed stranger coming after her in her own home.

Wiggins offered the Herald-Tribune perhaps the most chilling statement I’ve seen uttered by law enforcement in some time:

“I feel bad for her,” Wiggins conceded, finally. “But at the same time, I had to reasonably believe the bad guy was in her house based on what they were doing.”

Goldsberry wasn’t arrested or shot despite pointing a gun at a cop, so Wiggins said, “She sure shouldn’t be going to the press.”

(Emphasis added.)

Why shouldn’t she be going to the press? Wiggins, at least from the tone expressed in the Herald-Tribune article, seems annoyed that he has to answer for what happened in Goldsberry’s apartment. I think Radley Balko sums up my thoughts on that quite well:

Photo credit: By Tim McAteer (Wikipedia:Contact us/Photo submission) [CC-BY-SA-3.0], via Wikimedia Commons.

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They Should Have Charged Zimmerman with Manslaughter

Prosecutors should have charged George Zimmerman with manslaughter instead of second-degree murder or, if possible, charged manslaughter as a lesser-included offense.  The capias (PDF file, via CNN) issued by the State Attorney only charged second-degree murder, which requires proof of a “depraved mind regardless of human life.” The problem with that is that the only real evidence of the circumstances of the confrontation between Zimmerman and Martin comes from Zimmerman himself. It was not difficult for the defense team to demonstrate reasonable doubt about Zimmerman’s “depraved mind.” Manslaughter, while carrying far lesser penalties, would have been a slam dunk, most likely.

Florida attorney Roberto Martinez offered a good summary of how the undisputed evidence would have supported a charge of manslaughter, concluding as follows:

The man’s actions created a course of conduct that led to a dangerous situation: the physical confrontation and the fight. The dangerous situation subjected the man and the teen to the risk of death or injury, as the man was carrying a loaded gun.

Manslaughter is defined as: “The killing of a human being by the . . . culpable negligence of another, without lawful justification . . . ”

Does the evidence support a finding of guilty of manslaughter beyond a reasonable doubt? Continue reading

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