You’re Probably Doing Occam’s Razor Wrong (UPDATED)

William of Ockham, from stained glass window at a church in Surrey, by Moscarlop (Own work) [GFDL (http://www.gnu.org/copyleft/fdl.html) or CC-BY-SA-3.0 (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0)], via Wikimedia CommonsPerhaps the most plausible hypothesis for the disappearance of Malaysia Airlines Flight 370 that I have seen comes from former airline pilot Chris Goodfellow. He posits that a fire could have knocked out the airplane’s communications. This would have shut off the transponder and, eventually, the Aircraft Communications Addressing and Reporting System (ACARS), possibly unbeknownst to the crew. The fire could have been electrical in nature, but fires have also started because of an overheated landing gear tire. The pilot would have tried to divert to the closest available airport, and Goodfellow believes that the plane’s course change could have been intended to get the plane to an airstrip on Pulau Langkawi, an island just off the west coast of the Malay Peninsula. The possible changes in altitude could have been the pilot’s effort to put out a fire by minimizing the amount of oxygen around it. The whole article is worth reading.

I’ve seen several people refer to the “fire hypothesis” as the best possible explanation if one applies Occam’s Razor. The problem there is that, while fire may prove to be the most plausible scenario, it still requires a substantial number of assumptions not currently supported by the available evidence.

People tend to think that Occam’s Razor means that the simplest explanation out of a set of possible explanations is usually the right one, but that’s not exactly it. For starters, have you ever wondered why it’s called a “razor”? The purpose of Occam’s Razor is to “cut” away all of the assumptions, biases, and other parts of an explanation that are not supported by the evidence.

William of Ockham, who didn’t invent the concept but gets the credit for it, stated it as “Pluralitas non est ponenda sine neccesitate” or “plurality should not be posited without necessity,” according to the Skeptic’s Dictionary. Stephen Hawking described it as “cut[ting] out all the features of the theory that cannot be observed.”

Occam’s Razor would therefore eliminate any explanation that involves assumptions or embellishments beyond what the evidence says, even if it is entirely plausible. If they were to call off the search for the plane today, Occam’s Razor would not make the fire hypothesis the “correct” explanation for what happened. Only direct evidence of fire, like charred electrical circuits, burnt tires, or whatever else would serve as physical evidence of a fire aboard an airplane could do that.

UPDATE (03/19/2014): As my friend Jeff pointed out (see also here), Occam’s Razor is not so much a means of finding the “correct” answer as finding the most likely explanation out of a given set of explanations. That is not how most people seem to use it, though, so it’s important to note that it is still possible, in many situations, that none of the available explanations are “correct,” so to speak.

And, as it turns out, quite a few people have expressed their opinions, applying more knowledge and information than is available to me, that Goodfellow’s hypothesis is wrong.

Photo credit: William of Ockham, from stained glass window at a church in Surrey, by Moscarlop (Own work) [GFDL or CC-BY-SA-3.0], via Wikimedia Commons.

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Think of the Future

By SRA Greg L. Davis, USAF (defenseimagery.mil) [Public domain], via Wikimedia CommonsThe U.S. Air Force is planning to retire its entire fleet of A-10 Warthogs, all 340 of them, but Congress is stepping up to try to stop them (h/t Bob). The plane is safe through the rest of 2014, but the future is uncertain.

Officially known as the “Thunderbolt,” it got the nickname “Warthog” pretty much exactly how you might expect: by being ugly, mean, and largely unstoppable. It has a 30-mm Gatling gun that can fire close to 4,000 rounds per minute. The plane has been in service since 1977, and the newest planes were built in 1984, i.e. thirty dang years ago. You do not want to piss this airplane off. It even got its own entry on the Badass of the Week website.

So why would the Air Force want to ax it? Secretary of Defense Chuck Hagel said, during an interview with PBS, that the A-10 is a “single-purpose airplane originally designed to kill enemy tanks on a Cold War battlefield.” It is less useful on today’s battlefields.

I’m sure members of Congress have good reasons to want to keep the A-10 fleet around, but allow me to propose what might be an alternate theory: in at least one vision of humanity’s future, the A-10’s very primitivity—having been designed and built in the 1970s and ’80s—makes it resistant to the machine apocalypse, and therefore an excellent weapon we humans can use to fight back. Think of the A-10 as the Battlestar Galactica to Skynet’s Cylon Basestar. Or just watch this video clip (with enjoyably ironic Russian subtitles):

Photo credit: By SRA Greg L. Davis, USAF (defenseimagery.mil) [Public domain], via Wikimedia Commons.

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SciFi Glory that Never Was

Via mashable.com

Via mashable.com

I’m actually a fan of David Lynch’s Dune, despite its many flaws. (A lot of people seem to like that Sting was in it, for whatever reason.)

The 2000 television miniseries made up for some of the deficiencies of Lynch’s version, but added in new deficiencies of its own.

The Children of Dune miniseries was much better (I especially liked the Godfather-esque montage at the end of the first episode, with a song in the actual made-up Fremen language.)

Simply knowing that another version of Dune—directed by Alejandro “Free SXSW Hugs” Jodorowsky, designed by H.R. Giger, and featuring Orson Welles as Baron Harkonnen and Salvador-fucking-Dali as Emperor Shaddam IV—could have existed but never came to fruition makes me ponder the value of everything that has happened in human history from that point in the 1970’s onward.

At least there is a documentary about how the movie did not get made.

The movie business is finicky. Remember how Saw had six sequels?

At least Giger went on to give us Alien.

Photo credit: Via mashable.com.

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Nice Guys(TM) and the Manic Pixie Dream Girl

A post at the Cringepics Subreddit displays a highly-awkward attempt by a “fedorabeard” (a term I am totally stealing) to flirt with Kitty, a Hot Topic employee that suits his highly-superficial fancy. Of course, he couldn’t just ask for her number or social media info directly—after the smackdown she gives to fedorabeard, the person who gave him her info should probably run for the hills. Here’s a highlight, and the whole Imgur album is below:

Listen, buddy, you don’t know me. You don’t know anything about me, and from the obliviousness I’ve witnessed here I doubt you’d know your ass from a hole in the ground. I’m not your Felicia Day, I’m not your Ramona Flowers. I’m not your manic pixie dream girl. I’m an actual, real live human being and you’ve had a single five minute conversation with me. You can take your little nerd-girl fantasies you’ve so thoughtfully projected on me and shove them right back into the box of tired, worn out Hollywood tropes you pulled them out of.

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And one last thing to leave you with, bucko. If you have to tell somebody you’re a nice guy, you’re doing something wrong. Or you’re not actually a nice guy, you’re a pushy fucking creep living in a fantasy world where girls fit whatever cute little mold you decide they should. You ever wanna buy your collectibles in my store again, deal with another associate or find it within yourself to treat me with the respect and distance you’d afford to a stranger whose pants you DON’T wanna get into. Creep.

There is no one specific moment when the guy blew it, but among the myriad things he should not have done, comparing Kitty to “a real life version of Felicia Day or Chloe Dykstra,” followed by the acknowledgment that they are real people but that he’ll never meet them, has to be among the dumbest things anyone has ever said to anyone.

By Genevieve (DSC_8024) [CC-BY-2.0 (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/2.0)], via Wikimedia Commons

This is Chloe Dykstra playing a character. She’s probably not like this outside of Comic-Con.

This particular archetype of the geek girl does not actually exist in real life, and manic pixie dream girls only exist as supporting characters in movies with male main characters. The trope does damage to the women perceived as manic pixie dream girls, and the men who hang their hopes on a spunky Natalie Portman lookalike swooping in and showing them how to savor life. Continue reading

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Kaiju Have Feelings, Too

Just remember that when Gigan is feeling ignored or unappreciated. It is unwise to upset a kaiju.

Nobody cuddles without Gigan

Image via thelaughingserpent.tumblr.com.

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When Are Orcs More Plausible than Women?

By anonymous (modified image: http://freywild.ch/i33/i33en.html) [Public domain], via Wikimedia CommonsThe short answer is “never,” but bear with me.

Some guy who goes by the name Vox Day on the internet has announced plans to create a medieval combat video game. The game will allow players to manage the combat of a variety of characters, including humans, elves, and dwarves. The game will also have goblins, orcs, and trolls, but I don’t know if those are playable characters or enemies. (I don’t play much of this style of game, so I don’t know exactly how it works.)

What the game will not have is female characters. At all. Because as far as Vox Day is concerned, women don’t fight in combat, and to claim otherwise would require him to “throw out historical verisimilitude.” (Also, he figures “whiny women” won’t be playing his game anyway.)

As David Futrelle (linked above), Ophelia Benson, Jason Thibeault, and PZ Myers have all pointed out, women have in fact served in combat throughout human history, including in the European Middle Ages (PDF file). I will describe another woman warrior below, but first, I have an observation about Vox Day’s game.

He will include goblins, trolls, orcs, elves, and dwarves in his game, but he considers women to be implausible.

Forget historical accuracy for a second. If you have difficulty even imagining a woman in a combat role alongside actual mythical characters, well, you may have issues.

By U.S. Air Force photo by Tech. Sgt. Keith Brown [Public domain], via Wikimedia Commons

Women in the military? That’s unpossible!

Now then, let me tell you a bit about Milunka Savić. Continue reading

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A Brief Bit of Font Fun

This is completely neither here nor there, but I find it amusing that the official style manual for the New Jersey state judicial system, the New Jersey Manual on Style for Judicial Opinions (PDF file), uses the Comic Sans font.

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Do as you will with this information.

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Optimistic SciFi

Rob Bricken at io9 answered a question last week about the seeming dearth of optimism in science fiction these days, and he initially responds that “[s]tories need conflict, and having optimistic futures where humanity got their shit together narrows the possibilities of what your protagonist has to struggle against.”

This certainly explains movies like Elysium, Avatar, and the Hunger Games series, but Bricken notes that even the paragon of future optimism, Gene Rodenberry’s Star Trek, has gotten the cynical treatment in the reboots:

The original Trek series — and the movies — and to an extent the series following it — were optimistic, that showed us a better future, that gave us hope that humanity might not fuck it all up. And then the new Trek movies completely ditch all that for the same old shit we’ve seen in everything else — violence, disaster porn, and war. I’m not such a Trek fan that this is such a betrayal of Gene Roddenberry’s vision that it keeps me up at night, but I do miss what made Star Trek so unique and charming.

This got me thinking about my personal favorite Trek series, Deep Space Nine. I liked it for the fact that it was darker and grittier than the other Trek series, but I think I realize now that part of what made DS9 so good was that it existed in this broader universe of optimism. To put it in cheesy terms, DS9 was good because it allowed its protagonists to be bad in a universe that was mostly good. If you look at it that way, DS9 may have been the most optimistic Trek show of them all. Continue reading

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The 5 Head-Scratchingest Computer Simulators Out There

Raise your hand if you remember flight simulators. Now look around to see how many people are staring at the crazy person raising their hand at their computer.

Okay, moving on, sim-style games have been around for as long as there have been computers (I assume). I haven’t really played one, or thought about them, for a while, though. They seems to have come a long way while I wasn’t looking. The other day, Amazon directed me to some recommended video games, and by clicking around I came upon an XBox 360 game simply entitled Farming Simulator.

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My first instinct, of course, was to make fun of the game, but then I read more about it, looked at some screenshots, and read some reviews, and realized that it sounds pretty fun under the right circumstances. I don’t typically have the patience for sim-type games (The Sims, Civilization, etc.), so it’s probably not for me, but I just can’t bring myself to mock it—especially considering that I cannot pass livestock in the recent Assassin’s Creed games without using the “pet animal” feature. I came across a similar software package for the PC, John Deere: Drive Green, and I must admit that it is a brilliant bit of cross-marketing.

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I also can’t quite mock monster-truck-themed XBox 360 titles like Monster Jam, which sounds like fun, or Kinect titles like Let’s Cheer! Well okay, I would make fun of a cheerleading-themed game, but I found something better. Continue reading

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