It’s illegal to put squirrels down your pants for the purposes of gambling.
Don’t just take my word for it, though. Chief Wiggum says so.
"It's also illegal to put squirrels down your pants for the purposes of gambling…boys! Knock it off!" pic.twitter.com/rr41pA3jtQ
— SimpsonsQOTD (@SimpsonsQOTD) November 5, 2013
