Here’s a thought on why this is a pretty stupid non-holiday:

Remember folks, tomorrow is April Fools Day. So a bunch of a-holes who think it's hilarious to damage your trust will be saying stupid shit.

— Jennifer Jones (@jenztweets) April 1, 2014

But, since I love a good pun, here’s a picture of some great tits:

Via collegehumor.com

Here are some tits doing chin-ups:

Via fortytwotimes.com

I’m unsure of the provenance of this photo, because at some point prior to it being posted to Imgur, someone blurred the watermark. For shame.