One, two, Freddie [Phelps] is coming for you…

I was just reading about a Dallas-area megachurch that is refusing to bury a gay man (and Gulf War veteran) now that they know he was gay:

“We did decline to host the service – not based on hatred, not based on discrimination, but based on principle,” [the church’s pastor, the Rev. Gary] Simons told The Associated Press. “Had we known it on the day they first spoke about it – yes, we would have declined then. It’s not that we didn’t love the family.”

What, you might ask, does this have to do with the shame of Topeka, Kansas? I am coming to believe that, to an outside observer, any ideology is only as good as its worst practitioner. By that I mean that the merits of a religion, political theory, or other worldview or ideology must be judged by its worst possible application. Marxism might have sounded okay at one time on paper, but then it yielded Lenin, and, well, pretty much every communist shithead to come after him. To use a contemporary, local example, American-style Democracy (at least the way it is described by the Bush administration) may be dipping in global popularity, probably due to widespread cognitive dissonance brought on by the administration’s words and actions. We, as Americans, may have a pretty good view of democracy, at least as compared to life in North Korea, since we have lived with it, and generally haven’t been waterboarded, for all of our lives. Much of the rest of the world is under no obligation to ignore what America is actually doing in the world and to drink the democracy Kool-Aid Bush/Cheney is serving.

Getting back to my original point (since I at least take it as axiomatic that Bush/Cheney is an undemocratic thug), a common refrain among many Christians is that homosexuality is a sin that should be discouraged as much as possible. Really, the logical application of this belief is to discourage it at every turn–God’s retribution would be quite widespread, wouldn’t it?. By the same token, of course, all other sins should be equally discouraged, but then there would hardly be any time to find food and shelter. The Dallas megachurch is really just a tamer example of Rev. Freddie’s hobby. Rev. Freddie seems to have concluded that the whole world is going to hell and it is his job to constantly remind us of that, and he is doing it in the name of God, Christ, and all Christians, whether they realize/like it or not.

Speaking as a Non-Practicing Atheist and Recovering Christian, I’m hardly in an ideal position to respond to Rev. Freddie, but I will say this: his actions soil the image of Christianity and Christians everywhere, much as Islam is sullied by terror and Hinduism is tarnished by naitonalism in India (don’t even get me started on Israel and anti-Semitism). Christians everywhere need to put up or shut up–you support Rev. Freddie, you oppose him, or there is a more–gasp–nuanced view of this whole issue.

I do have something to say directly to Rev. Freddie, though, because I think the bulk of his power comes from the simple fact that he gets so damn much attention (I admit guilt to this as well, obviously):

I know you too well now, Freddie…It’s too late…I know the secret now — this is just a dream, too — you’re not alive — the whole thing is a dream — so fuck off! I want my mother and friends again. I take back every bit of energy I ever gave you. You’re nothing. You’re shit.

Okay, so that’s from the speech Nancy gives to Freddie Krueger at the end of Nightmare on Elm Street, but I think the principle is the same.

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Hey, if America can do it…

Zimbabwe. Not the number one place you think of for political freedom. Now their new warrantless wiretapping law has as its justification…wait for it…the U.S. warrantless wiretapping law!!!

How proud we should be.

Fuck.

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I crown thee King of the Understatement

Rudy G., who may very well be able to fellate himself soon (at least politically speaking), had this to say about himself:

“I was at ground zero as often, if not more, than most of the workers. … I was there working with them. I was exposed to exactly the same things they were exposed to. So in that sense, I’m one of them.”

Michael Palladino, head of the Detectives Endowment Association, the union of NYPD detectives, had this to say in response:

“As a result of their hard work, many are sick and injured. The mayor, although he did a fine job with 9/11, I don’t think he rises to the level of being an equal with those men and women who were involved in the rescue, recovery and cleanup.”

Shorter version: no you are not. Delightfully understated, I say.

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Generation Chickenhawk in action!!!

Mitt Romney, on the courageous service of his progeny:

“One of the ways my sons are showing support for our nation is helping me get elected because they think I’d be a great president.”

Yes, this is true American valor. I can’t wait for the Michael Bay film that’s sure to follow–let’s call it the “Flying Romneys” and cast Matt Damon as Tagg. There’s bound to be a part for Clint Eastwood, too.

P.S. – No disrespect is intended to Clint Eastwood or Matt Damon. Your movies rock. I’d like to see Clint play Bourne, Sr.

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Whoa, these things are bad for us???

Remember the fun with plastic bags we were having earlier this week? Turns out they really are quite bad for the environment.

Woman sifting through plastic bags

Please please please do not use them as water balloons!!!

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Rah-rah-sis-kum-bah!

Yet another actual Iraq veteran smacks down yet another rightwing bully on live TV, yet I doubt much will change about the “debate.”

During a debate on MSNBC’s Hardball this evening, retired Air Force Lt. Colonel Robert “Buzz” Patterson, a right-wing radio host, gratuitously attacked Iraq war veteran Jon Soltz, the chairman of VoteVets.org, exclaiming “I am so happy you’re not serving in Iraq right now, stabbing your fellow men and women in uniform like you do back in the states.”

Patterson claimed that Soltz didn’t know what he was talking about because he “didn’t get the memo” that “we’re fighting al Qaeda in Iraq.” “You know what, I don’t need the memo because I was in Iraq,” responded Soltz. “You read the newspaper, I was in Iraq. That’s the difference between you and I.”

Patterson muttered back that he had “been to Iraq too,” but Soltz laughed at his claim. “Are you talking about your rah-rah-sis-kum-bah cheerleader tours that the White House took you on or are you talking about as a soldier who took the country?”(Emphasis added)

It doesn’t take much of a stretch of Godwin’s Law to point out that the last time there were widespread “stab in the back” accusations, bad shit happened.

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