After several clumsy attempts to import posts from the old platform, followed by the process of making sure there wasn’t anything too incriminating that I didn’t remember writing back in 2007, I can now say that the blog is up and running once again.

Except for internal links. Those won’t work. Too bad,’ because I’m not re-editing anything else.

In honor of the blog finding new life, here’s a GIF of Kate Upton dancing in a bikini: