I haven’t been posting much of late. Rather than offer my various excuses (busy, inadequate allocation of time, who I am as a person, etc.), I instead offer this video of a dachshund on vacation on a beach in Greece:

Be sure to note the “ear wings” effect at around the 2:40 mark.

Here’s a dachshund in South Carolina trying to play with a crab:

And here’s the sequel (same dog, possibly not the same crab):

This is why dachshunds don’t compete in the same class as labs and other larger dogs:

Here’s a dachshund possibly having a technology-induced existential crisis:

And finally, this dachshund is no match for this cat’s powers of serenity:

Regular programming will resume shortly…