The existential question of the week:
If the MBAs in charge of Darden Restaurants, parent company of Olive Garden, allowed the pasta water to be salted again, thus forfeiting the extended warranty on Olive Garden’s pots, would Olive Garden’s pasta still be terrible?
!["olive garden penne" by Krista [CC BY 2.0 (https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/2.0/)], via Flickr](http://crypticphilosopher.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/4943393950_c4fa1fbc09_z-2.jpg "\"olive garden penne\" by Krista [CC BY 2.0 (https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/2.0/)], via Flickr")
Photo credit: “olive garden penne” by Krista [CC BY 2.0], via Flickr.
