From a response to a fundraising email from the College Republican National Committee, seeking to raise money for “recruitment supplies” including “items like CRNC sunglasses and drink coozies [sic] to spread the CRNC brand on campus”:

Here’s a marketing idea for you: in addition to the cool shades and koozies, give all those kids wallet-sized cards with pictures of conservative heroes like Dick Cheney, Steve King, Michelle Bachmann, Louie Gohmert, and Sarah Palin on the front. On the back, you can list everything the GOP has been right about in the last 40 years. You should be able to do that in large type. With plenty of white space. The use of “white” space should have a lot of appeal.

Why do I get the feeling that this guy’s email will show up in a future CRNC fundraising email as an example of the “persecution” faced by college-age conservatives who still get monthly checks from their parents?