First of all, this is what passes for a “snow day” in Austin, Texas:
The patio furniture is having fond memories of its native Sweden.
Do you know what the street value of this deck is???
We could lie down and make, uh, icy dirt angels.
Do I get to sit on the couch, wrapped in a Snuggie, eating bonbons until it’s deemed safe to drive to work? No, because:
- I don’t have any bonbons;
- I don’t own a Snuggie, although I do have some nice blankets; and
- My office is in the same building as the couch where I would sit and eat bonbons, if I had any, so my daily commute never requires me to leave the area serviced by our HVAC system.
On the other hand, I still don’t have to wear pants if I don’t wanna.
