Get this: the Parents’ Television Council, whose raison d’etre is to “to ensure that children are not constantly assaulted by sex, violence and profanity on television and in other media,” posts what it considers to be the most-objectionable TV material on its website as “The Worst Cable Content of the Week” (h/t SexInt).

As of today, March 21, 2008, the “worst” recipient is FX’s Nip/Tuck. A clip from the episode “Rachel Ben Natan” is posted, along with a play-by-play of the salacious bits, e.g.:

Receptionist Bettina performs oral sex on Christian as he reads his phone messages. Her head briefly pops up as he asks her a question. Christian grabs the back of her neck and shoves her face back into his crotch, just below camera range.

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Bettina has sex with Christian on the couch. Both are clothed, though she leans back, displaying her cleavage.

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Christian is shown having sex with Bettina from behind, as she kneels on his desk wearing a bra and panties.

Bettina: “God, you’re in great shape!”

Christian spanks her.

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Christian has sex with Bettina who is lying on a desk wearing only a bra on top. She answers the phone while having sex. He buries his face in her breasts.

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Bettina lies on the couch, her legs over Christian’s shoulders as they have sex. Both are naked. No breasts or genitals are seen. Both scream as they climax.

Shortly after they’ve finished, Christian fires Bettina for mispronouncing Julia’s name.

I guess if there’s gonna be a bombardment of smut anyway, it might as well come from a “parents’ advocacy group.