Omaha Dating

I only pulled an “R” rating, based on the words “dead,” “bitch” and “hell.”

I will therefore now recite the Lovett Cheer, from my old college days. That ought to raise the bar a bit.

The text is shrunken down, for the kids’ sake, you know?

Cock suck, mother fuck, eat a bag of shit.
Cunt hair, douche bag, suck your mother’s tit.
We are the best college, all the others suck.
Edgar Odell Lovett, rah rah fuck!

According to the Wikipedia post, this is Rice’s “only officially University-banned cheer.” What the fuck’s up with that?