I think I will start a whole separate category for making fun of Bill O’Reilly, because he makes it so dang easy. First he was warning us of roving gangs of lesbians, and now here is a humorous deconstruction of how he may be stiffening his loofah for Matt Damon. The jokes write themselves, I tell you.

UPDATE, March 2, 2012: I don’t have some of those categories anymore since I switched blog platforms.