Mitt Romney, on the courageous service of his progeny:

“One of the ways my sons are showing support for our nation is helping me get elected because they think I’d be a great president.”

Yes, this is true American valor. I can’t wait for the Michael Bay film that’s sure to follow–let’s call it the “Flying Romneys” and cast Matt Damon as Tagg. There’s bound to be a part for Clint Eastwood, too.

P.S. – No disrespect is intended to Clint Eastwood or Matt Damon. Your movies rock. I’d like to see Clint play Bourne, Sr.