PETA just released its list of the world’s sexiest vegetarians (via Salon). Carrie Underwood nabbed the female title, beating out such luminary hotties as Alyssa Milano, Bryce Dallas Howard, Kristen Bell, Natalie Portman, Pink, Elle Macpherson, Joss Stone, and Naomi Watts, to name but a few.

Having been a vegetarian for eight burgerless years, I can honestly say that this news does not affect me at all.

Don’t get me wrong–factory farming conditions are atrocious and should be abolished, but we humans have canine teeth for a reason.