More on Molly

From an excellent post by Kevin Hayden:

If you ever heard her speak, while her wit was sharp as steel, her delivery and voice had the grace of silk. It’s been said that ‘diplomacy is when someone tells you to “Go to hell” and makes it sound like an enjoyable place to visit.’ Molly was no diplomat, but face-to-face in a debate, I’m sure her opponents felt like they’d just gotten beat up by Audrey Hepburn or Shirley Temple.

Consider what she wrote in September, the same month her friend Ann Richards also fell to the only foe that ever defeated Molly.

The earthy Texas humor in her writing gave way to an exquisite grace that was utterly disarming. Listen to her speak of Tom Delay, to understand what I mean about the grace in the way she spoke.

Teens develop mad crushes on rock stars and actors. I spent much of my adult life mad about Molly. It didn’t matter that she was tall and large and fit no conventional definition of beautiful. Because when she smiled, nobody smiled wider. She was, to me, the greatest columnist that ever lived. I will miss her.

My condolences to her family, friends, coworkers, neighbors, employers, every liberal in America, to Texas, to America itself and to the world.

If anything, I’m sure Molly would be about laughter now, not sadness. And encouraging us to fight on in her stead.

Sure, I’m sad, but there’s no time to wallow. In her honor, go needle a Republican. Then let’s go Chimpeach the Shrub.

A few choice selections from her NYT obituary:

After Patrick J. Buchanan, as a conservative candidate for president, declared at the 1992 Republican National Convention that America was engaged in a cultural war, she said his speech “probably sounded better in the original German.”

Her subject was Texas. To her, the Great State, as she called it, was “reactionary, cantankerous and hilarious,” and its legislature was “reporter heaven.” When the legislature was set to convene, she warned her readers: “Every village is about to lose its idiot.”

Her Texas upbringing made her something of an expert on the Bush family. She viewed President George H.W. Bush benignly. (“Real Texans do not use the word ‘summer’ as a verb,” she wrote.)

In 1976, her writing, which she said was often fueled by “truly impressive amounts of beer,” landed her a job at The New York Times. She cut an unusual figure in The Times newsroom, wearing blue jeans, going barefoot and bringing in her dog, whose name was an expletive.

She quit The Times in 1982 after The Dallas Times Herald offered to make her a columnist. She took the job even though she loathed Dallas, once describing it as the kind of town “that would have rooted for Goliath to beat David.”

But the paper, she said, promised to let her write whatever she wanted. When she declared of a congressman, “If his I.Q. slips any lower, we’ll have to water him twice a day,” many readers were appalled, and several advertisers boycotted the paper. In her defense, her editors rented billboards that read: “Molly Ivins Can’t Say That, Can She?” The slogan became the title of the first of her six books.

Ms. Ivins learned she had breast cancer in 1999 and was typically unvarnished in describing her treatments. “First they mutilate you; then they poison you; then they burn you,” she wrote. “I have been on blind dates better than that.”

But she continued to write her columns and continued to write and raise money for The Observer.

Indeed, rarely has a reporter so embodied the ethos of her publication. On the paper’s 50th anniversary in 2004, she wrote: “This is where you can tell the truth without the bark on it, laugh at anyone who is ridiculous, and go after the bad guys with all the energy you have.”

Texas will never be as great as it was with you in it.

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RIP, Texas ladies

Texas has been diminished more than I think we can ever really know with the loss of two of its greatest, Ann Richards and Molly Ivins, in so short a time.

I lack the words.

We’ll miss you.

Ann Richards

Ann Richard’s keynote address, 1988 Democratic National Convention

Ann Richards quotes (among others):

“Poor George [Bush], he can’t help it. He was born with a silver foot in his mouth.”

“I’ve always said that in politics, your enemies can’t hurt you, but your friends will kill you.”

Molly Ivins on Ann Richards:

“Anyone who ever heard her speak at an AA convention knows how close laughter and tears can be.”

More Ann Richards quotes:

“I get a lot of cracks about my hair, mostly from men who don’t have any.”

“The here and now is all we have, and if we play it right it’s all we’ll need.”

Molly Ivins’ columinst page at the Fort Worth Star-Telegram

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Conservatives want America to give in to Al Qaeda, but they are really encouraging all manner of vice and sin…

If one is to believe certain rhetoric, we were attacked on September 11, 2001, because of the excesses of American culture–specifically the parts of thge culture right-wingers don’t like. Now, it would seem that the best way to remove the threat of terrorism is to eliminate those parts of the culture that right-wingers don’t like. Admittedly, I haven’t read Dinesh D’Souza’s new book (I’ll stop by Book People one day and read it in store, so I don’t have to pay money for it), but that seems to be the logical conclusion of what I believe to be his thesis. Never mind that, if you talk to anyone who knows anything about the situation in the Middle East and Central Asia, you would likely find out that our culture is the least of their concerns.

I think the key concept to take from all this, though, is that the goals of many homegrown conservatives and the goals they impute to “the terrorists” are disturbingly similar, if not one and the same. That they can suggest that Americans themselves (ones they, coincidentally, have been railing against for some time) are to blame for America’s woes while their Chief Necromonger can go on TV and say this:

But the biggest problem we face right now is the danger that the United States will validate the terrorist’s [sic] strategy, that in fact what will happen here, with all of the debate over whether or not we ought to stay in Iraq, with the pressure from some quarters to get out of Iraq, if we were to do that, we would simply validate the terrorist’s strategy that says the Americans will not stay to complete the task…

Let me play a little logic game here, so keep in mind that I am not particularly advocating anything, just playing. In Cheney’s worldview, withdrawal from Iraq would “validate the terrorists’ strategy,” presumably because they want the U.S. to withdraw. The only course of action, therefore, is to pour more troops into Iraq–that sure will invalidate their strategy, won’t it? If they keep fighting, we’ll just keep sending more and more troops in.

Now, then, let us also take D’Souza’s suggestion that our “decadent American culture” has caused terrorists to seek to attack us. Ordinarily, my understanding of the right’s game plan is to reduce what they see as decadent (and I will just ad lib a bit here): profanity, sex education, drugs, pornography, the acceptance of any sexual relationship besides something you would allow your grandmother to watch, etc. However, if we accept D’Souza’s premises about the cause of terrorism against Americans, and Cheney’s idea about the best way to fight against their tactics (and if we accept many conservatives’ utter inability/refusal to distinguish between al Qaeda and the Iraqi insurgency), shouldn’t we be encouraging the “decadent American culture” to go whole hog? Cracking down on porn, or banning gay marriage, for example, only emboldens the enemy. Let’s not “validate the terrorists’ strategy” by giving them what they want. I say bring on the decadence!!! Conservatives demand it of you.

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Sex sells…education? Part two in an unintentional series

CTV.ca Hong Kong tutors market sex appeal

The other day, I posted about sexy baristas in Seattle, and I figured it was a random bit of news I stumbled across. Now I see this thing about sexy tutors in Hong Kong–again, I suppose I feel it is my duty to point these things out to the general public. It’s just that I think I last saw this as a bad joke in a movie (NOTE: I’m only linking to the clip referenced here–it’s too NC-17 for our younger readers.)

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What if they hosted a sex miseducation session and nobody came?

No one shows up for sex ed program

Apparently no one showed up for this Odessa information session on its abstinence-only sex “ed” program. I guess I can’t read too much into this, as the article does not provide much in the way of context, but it’s still quite amusing.

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Sex sells…coffee?

The Seattle Times: Local News: Some coffee stands get steamier

I just had to m ake a note of this. Apparently, since coffee shops outnumber humans 15 to 1 in Seattle, at least one shop is featuring scantily-clad baristas as a way of setting themselves apart. I’m sure this won’t backfire in any way at all. I guess sex can seel anything now. How long will it be before Lindsay Lohan appears wrapped in nothing but the Washington Post, saying something like “Nothing comes between me and the David Broder column…”

Actually, that’s not a bad idea.

Here’s one of my favorite examples of the concept (WARNING: Decidedly PG-13):

This one is noteworthy for the fact that it was even made at all (WARNING: Decidedly NC-17):

Kinda predictable in retrospect.

Anyway, there’s no particular point to this post, except that it gave me a quasi-intellectual excuse to link to some moderately dirty videos. And to make a broader societal point. About something.

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Pageant follies

I think three times makes a trend, doesn’t it?

Miss USA keeps her crown
Miss Nevada USA loses crown
Miss New Jersey USA resigns over pregnancy

I have almost no opinions on the subject of beauty pageants and the like, except that there are only a few parts worth watching. I also don’t know what this says about society in a broader sense. I just know a mildly erotic sense of schadenfreude.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hTIwMCShu9k

“My personal demons pay to see your personal demons…”

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Better living through video games

YouTube won’t let me embed the video linked above, but watch it. It is essential viewing for all fans of Halo and all fans of three-dimensional triangle schemes.

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