Texas Sucks at Sex Ed

Texas, my beloved home state, has some pretty wacky ideas about sex. Specifically, about how we should and should not talk about sex in front of the kids—and, to be clear, I used the word “should” there for demonstrative purposes only, because a huge part of the state seems to think that we should not talk to kids about sex, ever. Especially not in school.

Huffington Post created maps showing which states have less-than-progressive policies regarding sex education in five areas (h/t Lynn), and of course Texas appears in all five:

  1. No requirement for sex education;
  2. No requirement for HIV education;
  3. No requirement that the sex and HIV education that is provided is medically accurate;
  4. Requirement that any sex ed that is provided include abstinence information, with no requirement for contraception information; and
  5. Requirement that any sex ed that is provided, and that includes any information on same-sex relationships, only include negative information.

In that last category, we only find three states: Texas, Alabama, and South Carolina.


Yes, Texas has one of those “no promo homo” laws. Specifically, § 85.007(b) of the Texas Health & Safety Code, which deals with HIV education and prevention programs for minors, states that: Continue reading

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Mother Gaia Doesn’t Give a F*#k

Nature will always find a way. It just might not find a way that includes us.

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Click for whole comic.

Comic by humon on deviantART (via IFLS, h/t Jason).

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Joffrey, the Out-of-Context Motivational Speaker

Context truly is everything. (Spoilers, should you explore this any further.)

Out-of-context Motivational Joffrey

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Monday Morning Cute: Animal Massaginists

If I don’t use the word I made up*, who will?

Here’s a dog who’s noticing an awful lot of tension in your back:

"noodle massage" by m anima [CC BY 2.0 (https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/2.0/)], via Flickr

Even bunnies need to help each other loosen tight muscles:

"Massage time!" by Carly Lesser & Art Drauglis [CC BY-SA 2.0 (https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/2.0/)], via Flickr

It’s not just non-human animals that need to get the kinks worked out. Furries need some therapeutic touch now and then, too: Continue reading

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Westerosi Geology (or, Someone Else Is a Bigger Game of Thrones Geek Than You)

Gabridelca [GFDL or CC BY-SA 3.0], via Wikimedia Commons

This isn’t really the Vale of Arryn, but it plays it on TV.

At times, I feel like I have a better handle on the history of Westeros and Essos (which I obviously need to follow the Game of Thrones storyline), than the history of our actually-existing world. It never even occurred to me, though, to wonder if the Narrow Sea is a geologically-recent development, resulting from the separation of the two continents about 25 million years ago.

A group of (mostly) Stanford geologists, however, have been wondering about that, and their ideas are collecting in the form of a geological history of Westeros at their blog, Generation Anthropocene.

I have been out-geeked, and I yield.

Photo credit: Gabridelca [GFDL or CC BY-SA 3.0], via Wikimedia Commons.

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Creepy Reading: The Enigma of Amigara Fault

Today’s recommended reading: The Enigma of Amigara Fault by Junji Ito. I don’t even know how to describe it. It certainly channels H.P. Lovecraft, but the story operates on a much more personal level.

Click the first page to go to the entire story, which is posted at OpenAwesome.com. Remember that manga are printed right-to-left, so read accordingly:

Via openawesome.com

It’s also posted at the delightfully-named brasscockroach.com.

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The Bluebonnet Meme the World So Desperately Needed

Spring is here in central Texas, which means that it’s time for an age-old tradition: incredibly awkward poses while surrounded by bluebonnets.

To honor this tradition, someone has created a blog on (where else?) Tumblr entitled Pooping on Bluebonnets. The author of the blog has made some amusing modifications to the photos, which I admit I didn’t notice right away.

bluebonnet-pooping

My only beef is that it’s not clear where these photos come from. If they are taken from other people’s social media posts, there might be some consent and privacy issues. Hence my use of pixelation.

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LEGO Ambitions of Youth

As a kid, I aspired to build my own LEGO Star Destroyer. The goal was to build an Executor-class ship. It’s been done, but I wanted to build one at minifigure scale—meaning that it would include all of the ship’s interior details (bridge, launch and landing bays, crew quarters, commissary, canteen, latrine, etc.) Still, I would’ve settled for an Imperial-class ship. (Such a thing has been attempted, although it was a Corellian Corvette instead of a Start Destroyer.)

Between all the Town and Space LEGOLAND sets that I had as a kid, I probably still never came close to having enough pieces for such an ambitious project—and certainly not enough gray pieces. The thing probably would’ve been about fifteen feet long, at least. Besides that, I never really had the attention span for the project.

It was therefore with a mixture of admiration and mild jealousy-fueled disdain that I learned of Bonsol Colony, an expansive LEGO project by Flickr user wobnam (h/t Kevin).

Flickr won’t allow embedding because of frames, so here’s a screen shot instead. Go check out the whole set. Continue reading

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What I’m Reading, April 11, 2014

If Jesus Never Called Himself God, How Did He Become One? NPR’s Fresh Air, April 7, 2014

You do find Jesus calling himself God in the Gospel of John, or the last Gospel. Jesus says things like, “Before Abraham was, I am.” And, “I and the Father are one,” and, “If you’ve seen me, you’ve seen the Father.” These are all statements you find only in the Gospel of John, and that’s striking because we have earlier gospels and we have the writings of Paul, and in none of them is there any indication that Jesus said such things. …

I think it’s completely implausible that Matthew, Mark and Luke would not mention that Jesus called himself God if that’s what he was declaring about himself. That would be a rather important point to make. This is not an unusual view amongst scholars; it’s simply the view that the Gospel of John is providing a theological understanding of Jesus that is not what was historically accurate.

Good riddance, Barbara Walters, Alex Pareene, Salon, May 13, 2013

Barbara Walters has announced her retirement from journalism, a profession she claims to have been practicing for more than 50 years. Walters, the former co-host of the “Today” show, ABC World News, “20/20,” and current co-host of “The View,” is a national icon and a pioneer, and probably as responsible as any other living person for the ridiculous and sorry state of American television journalism. She has announced her retirement a year in advance, so that a series of aggrandizing specials can be produced celebrating her long and storied career. So let’s get things started off right, by reminding everyone how her entire public life has been an extended exercise in sycophancy and unalloyed power worship.

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Does Coachella Actually Have Music Anymore?

License to Boot [CC BY 2.0], via FlickrSeriously, no one ever even mentions music at Coachella. It’s all about fashion, trends that everyone will look back on in embarrassment, and unforgivable neologisms like “Coachella diet” and “smuicing.” (I promise I will never use that word again, ever.)

Even the fashion aspects, to judge from the pictures, make it look like Coachella consists entirely of skinny hipster chicks without sweat glands standing in the middle of remarkably empty and green fields. Oh yeah, and white people in headdresses, because fuck history.

It wouldn’t surprise me at this point to learn that the whole thing is just staged by New York fashion designers. I mean, I don’t think I know anyone who’s been to Coachella, so how do I know it actually exists???

I’m not even sure why I wrote this post. Now get off my lawn. Continue reading

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