No Stranger to You and Me

There’s something inherently awesome about a retired rock star who can do pretty much whatever the hell they want—like, for example, performing their iconic song with their sons’ middle school band, which is what Phil Collins did recently.

(I realize that some people may take issue with my characterization of Phil Collins as a rock star, but I defy you to listen to “In the Air Tonight” and remain motionless during the drum fill. Or to listen to “Against All Odds” without having any feels at all. Hell, even “Sussudio” gets most people at least bobbing their heads.)

Here’s Phil performing “In the Air Tonight” with a bunch of tweens (starting at about 2:00).

He might have retired a few years ago, and he might spend more time curating Alamo artifacts than rocking, but you can tell performing is still in his blood. Plus, I don’t know if that’s one of his kids on drums, but the kid nails it. Continue reading

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Fun Moments in Misheard Lyrics: Toto

For whatever reason, I have spent most of my life so far thinking that Toto was singing about “Kilimanjaro ris[ing] like a leopress above the Serengeti.”

I am now pretty much certain that they’re singing that “Kilimanjaro rises like Olympus above the Serengeti.”

This makes perfect sense, considering that Kilimanjaro and Olympus are both mountains (well, one’s a volcano, but you get the idea), and Kilimanjaro looms over the Serengeti—or at least the general vicinity of the Serengeti—in a way that is surely reminiscent of the divine nature ascribed to Olympus at various points in history. (The Olympus in Greece, I mean. Not so much the ones in Washington, Utah, or Mars.)

It also makes sense because:

  1. I’m not sure “leopress” is even an actual word used to describe a female leopard (although it does describe a WordPress theme), and
  2. In what possible way could a volcano rise above the savannah in a way that is reminiscent of a mostly-jungle-dwelling large cat?

Think about it. But hurry, boy—it’s waiting there for you.

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What the He!! Did I Just Read?

Go ahead and laugh:

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Police on lookout for driving dog in Cum Park Plaza:

Burlington, North Carolina’s shopping center Cum Park Plaza saw action this week, after police pursued a canine (not pictured above) that was supposedly operating a motor vehicle.

The News-Record reported that on Tuesday Burlington police were authorized to “be on the lookout” (BOLO!) for a dark-colored vehicle with a dog’s foot on the gas. “There was a car in the area of Cum Park Plaza driving recklessly,” Lt. Brian Long said, “and it appeared a dog was driving the vehicle.”

You have a choice here: do you want to snicker at the fact that there is an actual place in North Carolina called Cum Park Plaza*, or do you want to sing the Toonces the Driving Cat song? Continue reading

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The First Time “Alien” Disappointed Us

I was just thinking about the moment in 1992 when the Alien franchise stopped being completely awesome. Alien3 was a decent movie in its own right, but it did not measure up to its predecessors. It didn’t help that it started out with a pretty epic bait & switch:

Yup, it really said “In 1992, we will discover on Earth, everyone can hear you scream.”

The actual theatrical trailer combined some pretty good teasers with some pretty bad cheese: Continue reading

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You’ll Never Not Vote Again

This Danish PSA, which may or may not be some sort of parody, explains why it is critically important to vote (h/t Jason).

See, if you don’t vote, then you’ll force this large mustachioed dude to interrupt his orgy so that he can promote your involvement in the democratic process…..uh, with his fists. There’s also a dolphin involved somehow.

Any questions?

Also, is that Ben Patrick Johnson doing the voiceover?

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Conservative Caricatures (UPDATED)

By CBS Television (eBay item photo front photo back) [Public domain], via Wikimedia CommonsUPDATED 05/14/2014: Fixed some pronoun and spelling errors (h/t Alice).

I’ve commented before (at least twice) on the disconnect between liberals/progressives and conservatives when it comes to humor. I’m still sorting out the reasons for that, but so far I’m coming to the conclusion that humor itself, by virtue of being based in part on the unexpected, has certain inherently “liberal” qualities* (to use the parlance of our times.)

B. Spencer at Lawyers, Guns & Money (fast becoming the most-cited blog on here, I think) offered some thoughts on caricatures of liberals and conservatives in pop culture that got me thinking:

I wrote a post awhile back about liberals and conservatives and how we look at pop culture differently. I’ve noted before–in passing–that there seem to be more liberal caricatures in media than there are conservative caricatures. Yet most liberals seem much less angsty about enjoying popular culture more broadly, and liberal caricatures specifically. I think that it’s too easy and pat to say that “well, libs are just super-cool about everything.” I don’t think that quite covers it.

She proposes that the reason for this is that “most writers, most purveyors of popular culture are ‘on my side.'” She also specifically references the “dour feminists” on Portlandia and notes that they come across as funny in part because the show’s creators, he suspects, “are actually pretty feminist.”

Atrios builds on this, noting that those characters work in part because the writers are making fun of themselves to a certain extent, whereas conservatives who try to lampoon liberals do not have the same sort of understanding: Continue reading

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Happy Mother’s Day, Metal Style

Today, we’ll be taking my mom out to lunch at doing all the Mother’s Day stuff.

On the occasion of Mother’s Day, I figured I would take a moment to recognize other cool moms. Well, I might only get to one. We’ll see.

Mothers would do anything for their kids, it is often said. How many mothers would write, record, and perform a metal song dedicated to their son, though? I’m guessing not many, but Maria Brink, lead singer of In This Moment, wrote the song “He Said Eternity” for her kid.

Even if you’re not into metal, you surely would agree that this might qualify her as the Coolest Mom Ever.

This particular live version of the song includes her dedication to the kiddo at the beginning, but it’s not necessarily the greatest performance. I put a video with the album version after it. Continue reading

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“I will find a center in you…”

You might not think that the xenomorph could be a source of enlightenment…

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…and you’d probably be right to think that (h/t Jason).

On the other hand, as a Facebook commenter pointed out, it offers an opportunity to revisit a Tool classic that also addresses the question of finding one’s center: Continue reading

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Great Moments on the Internet: “Google Image Search” Edition

  1. Do a Google image search for “search warrant,” filtered for free usage rights (for work reasons, duh).
  2. Get a picture of the band Warrant.

"Warrant" in EverybodyAwesome, by aerokay [CC BY 3.0 (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/)], via deviantART

Here are some memories for you: Continue reading

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