Halloween’s Apotheosis

The trend of preceding all women’s Halloween costumes with the descriptor “sexy” may have reached its point of artistic nirvana (or something) with Yandy’s “Sexy Bert & Ernie” costume, a regular feature of “ridiculous costume” lists at this time of year.

A Reddit user brought this to the world’s attention last year, but I’m not sure if the famous ambiguously-gay Muppet roommates will be available for long in a “sexy” format, especially after last year’s cease and desist from Sesame Street:

Sesame Street Workshop has advised Yandy.com to “cease and desist” selling sexy costumes based on Big Bird, Bert, and Ernie.

On the heels of U.S. presidential candidate Mitt Romney’s comments about PBS and the possible firing of Big Bird, the sexy Big Birdlike outfit was positioned as a hot seller, according to the New York Daily News.

Unsurprisingly, Yandy.com, a costume, dress, and lingerie online retailer at the forefront of the sexualized Halloween costumes movement, has reaped the rewards of Romney’s comments during the first presidential debate.

On its site, Yandy.com features a sexy yellow bird costume that one can pair with an officially licensed Big Bird headband manufactured by Disguise Inc. Yandy.com has been careful to avoid accusations of copyright infringement or otherwise get in legal trouble, but the increased attention occasioned by Romney’s comments caused Sesame Street Workshop to step in.

Basically, if you can’t get a “sexy” Big Bird, Oscar the Grouch, or Snuffleupagus costume this year, I recommend blaming Mitt Romney. As far as I can tell, though, the costumes are still available, so the warping of our childhood memories may continue.

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I Am Justice Sotomayor!

At least according to this “personality quiz” from NonCuratLex.com:

Click to embiggen (via noncuratlex.com)

Click to embiggen (via noncuratlex.com)

I give props to whomever wrote this for not making it too obvious where the various answers will lead, and making it clever when it is obvious (“Philo Farnsworth’s original patents” was pretty inspired.) I cannot claim that my answer is entirely valid, though, because I came upon the question regarding Major League Baseball preferences. There are few issues about which I care less than Major League Baseball. The World Series of Poker comes to mind, along with anything involving Real Housewives. Anyway, I chose the Yankees, because I at least know that two guys with the same names as me have played for them. (That wasn’t the reason at the time, but it’s an excellent post hoc rationalization.)

We even have the same hairdo.

We even have the same hairdo.

Also, I really would “perform a silent jig of unadulterated joy” if asked to be on Sesame Street, although I doubt it would be all that silent.

Seriously, please put me in a sketch with Barkley. I have theater experience, and I’m good with dogs (even supernaturally large ones).

Back to the issue at hand, I can totally live with a personality matching Justice Sotomayor’s. At least I’m not Scalia.

Photo credits: Kyle at NonCuratLex; pvsbond (TBS Analyst David Wells) [CC-BY-SA-2.0], via Wikimedia Commons.

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