It amazes me that the author of this tweet hasn’t accidentally stabbed himself in the eye with a fork while trying to eat cereal.
I actually met Grover once, and shook his hand. That was more than ten years ago, yet suddenly I feel the need for Purell.
!['Hyena vs ass' by Schillings, Karl Georg, 1865-1921; Johnston, Harry Hamilton, Sir, 1858-1927 [Public domain], via Wikimedia Commons](http://crypticphilosopher.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/Hyena_vs_ass-300x223.png "'Hyena vs ass' by Schillings, Karl Georg, 1865-1921; Johnston, Harry Hamilton, Sir, 1858-1927 [Public domain], via Wikimedia Commons")
1. Ron Paul gets social security:
Rep. Ron Paul (R-Texas) may rail against Social Security insolvency in the public eye, but that hasn’t stopped him from accepting the government checks.
The libertarian-leaning Republican and former presidential candidate admitted Wednesday that he accepts Social Security checks just minutes after he called for younger generations to wean themselves off the program, in an interview on MSNBC’s “Morning Joe.”
Ayn Rand also suckled at the big evil government’s teat, so it’s only fair. Anyway, it’s for the younger generations to make the sacrifices, right?
2. The EPA might ban baptisms, according to Mike Huckabee: Continue reading
