A 20-foot boat filled with 80 pounds of weed capsized at a popular nude beach/surf spot in Santa Cruz, California. Nobody was hurt, because it was totally awesome. The only danger was everyone catching good vibes.
Reports do not indicate whether or not a Doritos truck jackknifed near the beach, spilling its contents, but that would have likely been very convenient.
– I am also inclined to let this headline speak for itself: “Punk Band Shoots Porn Film on Front Lawn of Westboro Baptist Church.” The band, Get Shot!, claims to be “”the first band ever to start a porn site.” Here’s the NSFW link to said site, if you are so inclined, although as of about 9:45 CDT today, the URL leads to a “503 Service Temporarily Unavailable” message. This may be due to Healthcare.gov-caliber levels of traffic, a takedown demand from the WBC, or some other sinister plot. (The video is mirrored on XVideos, if you simply must watch it. I warned you, though.) It also led to this amusing exchange:
@Fredphelps316 Someone from your church's IP address spent 41 minutes looking at our website. That's longer than the video on your lawn!!!
— GET SHOT GIRLS! (@GETSHOTGIRLS) October 3, 2013
Followed by this response:
@GETSHOTGIRLS what the hell is an IP address?
— Fred Phelps (@Fredphelps316) October 3, 2013