Thoughts on Game of Thrones: “Anyone Can Be Killed”

(Watch for spoilers, as always.)

Arya Stark, by HBO [Fair use]Arya Stark: I think it is fair to say that there was enough badassery crammed into little Arya Stark tonight to create a quantum singularity in the middle of Harrenhal.

Apparently people are “shipping” her and Gendry. Arya is ten years old, maybe eleven. They aged the characters up for the TV show so they could show Daenerys naked, but that still makes Arya twelve at the oldest. Ew.

I hope they show more Jaqen. Pun retroactively intended.

Bronn: He has to be the most endearing sociopathic killer of all time. He and Tyrion are quite the a grim comedy duo.

Theon Greyjoy: They’re building this up quite nicely. (If you haven’t read the books, un-read that last sentence…)

Qarth: Judging from the map during the opening credits (which I didn’t really notice last week), Qarth is not quite where I thought it was. Not that I had much information to go on.

Doreah: In one of what is becoming more and more departures from the books, Doreah rather conspicuously did not die of dehydration in the Red Waste. Since she is both interesting and hot, I can’t blame the producers for keeping her around. It’s intriguing how Daenerys is consciously dispatching her as a sex spy.

Pyat Pree: Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck. That dude is creepier than I imagined. He clearly owes a bit to some other creepy scifi/horror icons.

Pyat Pree, by HBO [Fair use]Notice how he looks a bit like Rev. Kane from Poltergeist 2:

Rev. Kane from Poltergiest 2 [Fair use]And the Gentlemen from “Buffy the Vampire Slayer:”

Gentlemen [Fair use]And, of course, Bob from “Twin Peaks:”

Good luck sleeping now…

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Thoughts on Game of Thrones: I Can’t Believe They Went There

This will be a quick one. It will almost certainly have spoilers.

Melisandre: For once, I wish they hadn’t stuck so close to the book. I know exactly what it is coming out of Melisandre’s nethers, and that still seriously freaked me out. I worry a bit that we will stay hung up on the fact that we just watched Melisandre birth a smoke monster, but for the love of the Seven, pay attention to what happens next.

Littlefinger: Seriously, that had to be the worst pick-up line ever. I think the Littlefinger/Catelyn Stark non-romantic subplot may put the lie to the Nice Guy(TM) theory like no other.

This is also yet another disappointingly-blunt statement from the famously-understated Littlefinger. I am concluding that his level of subterfuge and intrigue just doesn’t translate to the medium of television.

Robb Stark: I wasn’t sure where they were going with that encounter between Robb and the Volantene nurse (which was not in the book, BTW). She was awfully sassy for someone addressing a king. I think the scene showed two things: Robb is not the sort of king to take slights too personally, and Robb is not a hero to most of Westeros. His explanation of why it was necessary to maim that kid encompasses the absurdity of everything about his world.

Harrenhal: Yes, it’s a place, not a character. The audience doesn’t know very much about it, though. I feel like readers of the books have a major advantage here. It has to be hard to convey Harrenhal’s ignominious history through expository dialogue, but it seems like the screenwriters haven’t even tried yet. Maybe if some of Littlefinger’s hospitality consultants asked about Harrenhal’s history while naked, we might get to hear the story.

Also, I highly doubt that anyone much remembers the throwaway scene from last season when Ned Stark sent Beric Dondarrion to the Riverlands to bring the King’s justice to Gregor “The Mountain” Clegane. Without that information, Polliver’s gratuitously-cruel interrogations about the “Brotherhood” make no sense at all. Those of us who have read the book are feeling a strange sense of dramatic irony over those who haven’t.

Daenerys Targaryen: Qarth looks pretty. I’m glad that I finally know how to pronounce Xharo Xhoan Daxos’ name. I don’t remember exactly what his character does, but I like him so far. Just don’t get too attached to him or anyone else.

Tyrion: Stop being so freaking cool! Also, I don’t care if it screws up the continuity, please let Bronn kill Ser Meryn. That would just be fun, albeit in a sadistic way.

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Thoughts on Game of Thrones: When Sansa Met Shae

(AGAIN WITH THE SPOILERS!)

Winter is ComingI spun this off into a separate post, because it just seems that important, somehow.

People hate Sansa Stark. Lots and lots of hate going around. Yet a Google search of “Sansa Stark hate” yields quite a few good posts in her defense. Her scene with Shae this week, to me, goes to the heart of this show’s overall conflict: people trying desperately to be themselves against the pressures of their regressive society.

Sansa Stark began the show, last season, as an entitled little shit. But she’s 13 years old, and has lived her whole life as the daughter of the Lord of Winterfell, with dreams of knights and heroes and princesses. She gets pledged in marriage to the king’s eldest son, meaning she will one day be queen.

Sansa StarkAnd the king she’s going to marry turns out to be Joffrey.

It is not fair to call what happens to Sansa a “rude awakening,” unless you consider waking someone up with a flamethrower to be “rude.”

Shae, in marked contrast to Sansa, is a whore. I don’t mean that as an insult–it’s her job. In a way, Shae comes into this story with more freedom than the “noble” characters. She’s a foreigner, and it is not at all clear how she first came to Westeros. She was a “camp follower,” but it appears as though she could have refused Tyrion’s original offer. Once she signs on with him, she is promised gold and the wonders of King’s Landing, and all she has to do in return is fuck the Imp now and then (okay, a lot).

ShaeOnce in King’s Landing, her life is in danger, considering Tyrion’s father specifically told Tyrion not to take her. Cersei will look for any way to gain an advantage over Tyrion, which is the more pressing danger to Shae’s life. Presumably because it would be too complicated in the television medium to hide her across town at Chataya’s, Tyrion hides her in plain sight in the castle. She avoids kitchen work by becoming Sansa’s handmaiden, except she clearly has no idea what she is doing.

Sansa treats Shae like shit. For someone as skilled at seduction (and therefore acting) as Shae, she is remarkably clumsy at filling the handmaiden role, treating Sansa without even a modicum of the deference Sansa has come to expect from servants. That’s the moment where a theme comes through: Sansa is being a shit to Shae, not so much because she is a shit, but because for one, shining moment, she can be a shit. This is a brief glimpse of Sansa’s old life coming through. Even if it was a life of snobbery and shallowness, it was a child’s life, and that was ripped away from her (cf. flamethrower reference.)

Septa MordaneIt reminded me of last season’s scene with Septa Mordane. She was answering a question for Sansa, when Sansa interrupted her to say she didn’t care. It was a callous, privileged, entitled, shitty thing for Sansa to do, and she did it because she could. As we all know, Septa Mordane marched directly into Lannister swords to allow Sansa to escape, even if Sandor Clegane caught her later. Septa Mordane gave more to Sansa than Sansa ever would have given to her. Shae would never do anything like that for Sansa. Sansa probably thinks she is a spy for the Lannisters (which she sort of is).

Sansa was a shit to Septa Mordane because she could be. She was a shit to Shae because, in her own way, she had to be, in order to hold onto a little bit of who she was.

If you are a Sansa hater, all I will say is this: don’t count her out just yet. She may never stop being a shit, but she represent us, the viewers, in quite a few ways. Honestly, how do you think you would respond if everything that has happened to Sansa happened to you?

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Thoughts on Game of Thrones: Balon Greyjoy Blues. Also, Boobies.

(WATCH FOR SPOILERS!)

Sorry I’m a bit late on this post. I’m sure folks have been waiting eagerly….

A few rhetorical housekeeping matters to get out of the way about Season 2, Episode 3:

Tyrion Lannister and Friends

I do love me some political intrigue. Playing Pycelle, Littlefinger, and Varys off of each other was handled brilliantly.

Balon slaps TheonTheon Greyjoy

The slapping of Theon Greyjoy is a good thing. Not as good as the slapping of Joffrey Baratheon, but a good thing nonetheless. As much as we are supposed to hate Balon Greyjoy, it was pleasant to watch Theon get slapped by his father and smacked down by his sister.

That said, Balon Greyjoy is a dick for reasons extending beyond his demeanor, and Theon is absolutely right. The show has given Theon a depth of character that I feel was missing from the books. The conflict between his almost life-long wardship with House Stark truly conflicts with the primal desire for his father’s love, but his father has no right whatsoever to criticize what Theon has become. It was Balon Greyjoy’s rebellion that caused the deaths of his two other sons and Theon’s wardship with the Starks. Then again, it is asking quite a bit to expect that level of emotional introspection from any Greyjoy, let alone Balon. Continue reading

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Thoughts on Game of Thrones: Seriously, what’s with all the shagging?

(SPOILERS COMING AT YOU LIKE A GELATINOUS CUBE)

(SPOILERS ONLY APPLY TO THE TV SHOW. FOR THE BOOKS, WATCH OUT FOR TANTALIZING HINTS)

The Night is Dark and Full of Terrors

Sunday night’s episode, “The Night Lands,” felt like a very long set-up to…..something. I am coming to the realization that I do not know for certain what that something might be.

Before getting into the nuts & bolts of the episode, I feel a bit of a mea culpa coming on about the books. I’ve read the first four books, twice. I started reading the first book, A Game of Thrones, in the summer of 2007, and I finished my first reading of book 4, A Feast for Crows, in roughly December 2008. When discussing the TV show with others, I often feel a need to interject sentences beginning with “But in the book they…” When discussing the books, I tend to feel the need to point out that 2007 to 2008 time frame.

In short, I was into Game of Thrones before it was cool.

I just needed to get that off my chest.

Most of my thoughts on this week’s episode involve specific characters, and how they either met my expectations or made me stop and ponder.

Jaqen H’ghar: Remember the three guys locked in the cart in the group going to the Wall? Arya hit one of them with a stick after he demanded ale? Jaqen is the polite one who speaks entirely in the third person (“A girl has more courage than wits”). He did not look at all like how I pictured him, but his mannerisms are exactly what I imagined. I hope they do something cool with him.

“i will not fail you, blood of my blood.”Rakharo: So, I guess they’re not shipping Daenerys and Rakharo after all. Nice bait and switch. This one seriously threw me, because this does not happen in the books, and it actually throws off some of Daenerys’ story. The scuttlebutt is that the actor playing Rakharo got a movie role and had to leave the show, so they gave him a moment of tender screen time with his khaleesi.

Truth be told, Daenerys’ three bloodriders (Aggo, Jhogo, and Rakharo) aren’t exactly deeply-developed characters anyway. I was surprised last week that they went so far as to cast all three roles and make a point of teaching us their names, but now I think I know why. (They combined Drogo’s three bloodriders into one character last season.) Daenerys’ bloodriders are mostly just a sort of bad-ass Huey, Dewey, and Louie, so maybe the loss of one of them will lead to further development of the other two characters.

On an semi-related spoilery note, I really like the actress who plays Doreah.

Tyrion Lannister: Did anyone else notice that he moved up in the billing on the show? While Janos Slynt, captain of the City Watch, did not look at all like how I pictured him–he was described, as I recall, as being jowly, so I pictured someone like Maury Chaykin–the scene where Tyrion sends him to the Wall was still a thing of beauty. His interactions with Cersei and Varys were interesting to watch. The cat-and-mouse games depicted in the book must be hard to translate to a screenplay–I expect there to be more slapping, stomping, and slamming of doors in future episodes.

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In honor of Hodor

Hodor

Show some love for the big guy!

With the return of “Game of Thrones” and its resident lovable giant, Hodor, Warming Glow ranks the top ten Hodors in film and television. Personally, I wish they could have included at least one Lennie (Lon Chaney, Jr. or John Malkovich would do), but it’s a good list. I particularly approve putting Fezzik at the top. Besides, Fezzik would find his way up there regardless, and no one would be able to stop him.

Osha

She was good in the Harry Potter movies, too

I sincerely hope that Hodor gets a bigger role in this season. It will be interesting, albeit creepy, to see what, if anything, they do with the relationship between Hodor and Osha. I’m referring, of course, to the scene in season 1 when Hodor is swimming and Osha marvels at his, uh, hodor.

In honor of what will hopefully be a Hodor-centric season on “Game of Thrones,” please join me in saying hodor. Hodor hodor hodor, hodor hodor.

Hodor.

Hodor.

Photo credit: All photos posted on Something Awful by Hodor, I mean, uh, Rarity. Hodor.

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Thoughts on Game of Thrones: I hope people keep slapping Joffrey

I will endeavor to avoid spoilers, but I may engage in a bit of foreshadowing.

Season 2 is off to a pretty cracking start (it has me talking all British.)

King’s Landing: I support the show’s emphasis on people slapping Joffrey. I am hopeful that we will see much more Joffrey slapping throughout the season.

Perhaps the greatest joy in A Clash of Kings (the second book in the series, for those who haven’t read them) is the face off in King’s Landing between Tyrion and Cersei, and it looks like this season will not disappoint. I also like how they are establishing Cersei’s grand dilemma. She has near-absolute power over a clever man like Littlefinger, but she is utterly helpless before her idiot son Joffrey (who she made into a monster, incidentally.) Joffrey is too much of a mama’s boy to ever actually hurt Cersei, but it will be fun to see how the mother-son relationship develops now that they are Queen Regent and King.

I can’t believe I’m going to say this, but is the hardcore sex really necessary? It really adds nothing, and it’s a bit distracting. (My love for boobs notwithstanding.) Perhaps the sex lessons in Littlefinger’s brothel served to compensate us for the murder of Robert’s infant son. I think by now everyone knows to expect an atrocity around every corner, though.

Perhaps the strangest line of the whole episode: “You can smell come from the balcony?” Thanks, Tyrion. It is surprising that Tyrion has Shae staying with him in the Tower of the Hand. It has been clearly established that there is no privacy in the Red Keep, so it is a mystery to me how Tyrion expects to keep Shae there without his father finding out. I was bit worried that they are setting up Littlefinger’s brothel to serve the function of Chataya’s in the book. Given the need to condense characters and settings in the medium of television, I could see Chataya’s being one of the setting that doesn’t make the cut, but I hope they include it. Considering how lily-white the fantasy genre tends to be, Chataya and Alayaya are not only some of the very few people of color even mentioned in the books, and Alayaya is one of the few truly honorable characters in the whole series. I guess we’ll have to wait and see.

Beyond the Wall: Craster is as big an asshole as I imagined he would be.

Dragonstone: Stephen Dillane is freaking perfect as Stannis Baratheon.

I wasn’t sold on Carice van Houten as Melisandre at first. I don’t know exactly how I pictured her. I must say she captures the sheer weirdness, for lack of a better word, of Melisandre. She has some stuff comkng up that’s going to be very interesting to see.

Essos: I hope they don’t linger too much in the Red Waste, because (no spoilers) I’m excited to see where they’re going.

There was a brief hint, it seemed, of something between Daenerys and Rakharo. Where in the world could they be going with that?

The North: Bran’s “wolf dreams” were always the hardest part of the books for me to grasp. I like the way they are handling it so far. Also, I really like Osha. And I can’t wait for Hodor to get to just be Hodor for a while.

On the war front, I can do without many more extended scenes of various Starks taunting Jaime Lannister. I know Jaime spends the entire second book as the Starks’ captive, mostly in a dungeon, but I doubt they’ll stick to that in the show. For one thing, Jaime is a pretty major character and they need to keep him moving. For another, let’s face it, Nicolaj Coster-Waldau is too dang handsome for TV producers to leave him tied to a post for nine more episodes. I just don’t know if they’ll find something else for Jaime to do or if they’ll get him started early on Book 3.

A scene late in Season 1 made a point of Robb excitedly greeting his mother and then remembering that, as lord, he had to be a bit more dignified than that (especially in front of his bannermen). They did a very good job showing Robb’s growth as a leader and the changing power dynamic between him and Catelyn–she may still be his mother, but he’s the king now.

The Kingsroad: We need to see more Arya Stark. She can’t turn into an epic badass if she doesn’t get any screen time.

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In honor of Game of Thrones Season 2, I present “Tyrion Slaps Joffrey”

It may take time for all the GIF’s to load, but it will be worth it.

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Winter is coming again

(SPOILERS MAY ABOUND WITHIN)

To say I am excited about “Game of Thrones” season 2 would not do justice to the concept of excitement. Even words like “stoked” don’t truly convey the feeling. Of course, the stokedness is mixed with any fans apprehension that adapting such a huge novel to a TV screen will invariably screw it up somehow, but consider this: I had misgivings about season 1 when it started, and now I don’t remember what they were. That is either because (a) I did not blog about them at the time and so therefore they were not retained in my mind, or (b) any misgivings were overshadowed by how great the show turned out to be. I prefer option (b).

Season 2 will be largely based on the second book of the series, A Clash of Kings, although I fully expect that the show’s story arc will delve into other volumes now and then, as it did in season 1. HBO has put out a couple of shorts that introduce some of the new characters and showcase the new settings.

Fans of the books might notice that they seem to be giving much more prominent roles to Margaery Tyrell and Qhorin Halfhand. I’m all for that. Qhorin is a great character, and I have always been curious about Margaery (no spoilers, but she goes through a lot of crap.) My only complaint regarding her is that they put the accent on the first syllable of the Tyrell name, which means I have been mispronouncing it for years (the same was true for both “Daenerys” and “Targaryen,” though. I’m just glad I know now.)

Brienne of Tarth, from dear-westeros.tumblr.com

Gwendoline Christie as Brienne of Tarth

Now then, here’s the burning question: Brienne of Tarth, where the hell is she??? She may come closest to being the moral center of this part of the story, and they don’t even see fit to introduce her? Think about it: through the first four books, she is instrumental in turning one bad character (Jaime Lannister) sort of good, and in showcasing how one good character (Catelyn Stark) has turned bad, sort of. She’s also one of the most interesting characters overall–in a universe full of people who have lost all control over their own destinies, she is one of the few who dares to try to be who she really is. It almost never works out for her, of course, but the scorn and ridicule that nearly all of Westeros puts on her just makes her that much more heroic. She deserves to be prominently featured.

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SXSW Diary, Day Four

We are now more than halfway through the excitement! Part of me is sad to think it will be over soon. The entire rest of me is exhausted, and slightly annoyed at that other part for continuing to make it do stuff.

The day was foggyThe day started out cold and foggy. It abruptly turned warm and sunny mid-morning, but this was not an inspiring way to start the day.

Not that my dietary habits are of any particular interest, but I had an awesome breakfast at Kerbey Lane, followed by some aimless wandering. I have been on vacation in my own town for the past few days, but today I must return to my actual house because of some real-world obligations, alas.

Copyright trolls

The first session I attended was “The Undoing of Copyright Trolls” (#UndoTrolls on Twitter), by Robert A. Spanner of the Trial & Technology Law Group. Since this was the only explicitly legal session I’ve been to so far, I’m going to put it on my law blog.

Game of Thrones geek-out

Perhaps the most anticipated (by me) event of the whole conference was the Game of Thrones meetup in Palm Park around 11:00 a.m. For those of you who do not know what Game of Thrones is, I have to ask, like I asked the people who’d never heard of “Firefly,” what are you doing here???

Moving on, Game of Thrones is the first book of the epic fantasy series A Song of Ice and Fire by George R.R. Martin. It is also a television series on HBO, starting its second season (roughly corresponding to the second book) on April 1.

The meetup was just a chance for fans of the books/show to hang out, talk about the books or show, avoid spoilers, and so on. It was great, after several days of feeling intimidated by my lack of technical know-how and slightly overwhelmed by the sheer volume of my own aspirations as a writer, to meet some like-minded people in an area that is more geeky than nerdy. I speak geek far better than I speak nerd. I happen to have strong opinions on the fundamental difference between “geeks” and “nerds.” That’s for another post, though.

So anyway, I met some awesome folks, found inspiration, learned a few new Westeros conspiracy theories, and fun was had by all.

Robert Rodriguez at SXSWChillin’

After hanging out with same Game of Thrones fan friends for an hour or so, I decided to wander again. I’m honestly a bit burned out on panels and sessions. I would rather hang out and meet interesting people. After grabbing a sandwich and charging my phone, I decided to head back to the Samsung Bloggers’ Lounge. I actually found a seat and once again met interesting writer types.

Since the whole raison d’être of this conference is to meet people, that seemed like the best use of my time. Another enticing feature of SXSW is chance celebrity sightings and surprise apearances. As I sat in the lounge writing and chatting, the person next to me excitedly noted that Robert Rodriguez was sitting on the stage. Turns out he was there for a live interview with “What’s Trending,” a web series or something. I have now achieved my obligation to see a famous person.

Actually, I’m pretty sure I saw Rob Riggle walking around Saturday, although his badge had someone else’s name on it. When I stood in line to get my badge on Friday, I stood next to someone I call not-Ben-Affleck. This is because I determined that he was not, in fact, Ben Affleck.

There was also a musician named Daria Musk who apparently built a following on Google+ and plays “hangout concerts.” She played on the stage for a little while and broadcast it (is that the word?) on Google+. I’m not entirely sold on the concept yet. It might have been the song title “+1 Me.”

On an unrelated note, I missed a panel the other day that sounded interesting, “Sex Nets: Pickup Artists vs. Feminists.” There were not as many fireworks as one might expect with those two groups thrown together, but I was more interested in hearing what people had to say. Panel participant Amanda Marcotte has a write-up of how the panel went. Worth a look.

Photo credit: ‘The day was foggy,’ ‘Robert Rodriguez at SXSW’ by wondermutt, on Flickr.

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