All hail King Fluffykins, First of His Name, who sits on the Potassium Throne:
(h/t Jason / Andy, via The Healthy Voyager)
UPDATE (05/12/2015): The video does not seem to be embedding, and I don’t know why.
A Lannister Always Spays His Pets (UPDATED)
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