D*** Pic Revenge

How does one deal with unsolicited and unwanted pictures of guys’ d***s sent via text message? I hope to never have to deal with this problem, but I figure it is worth passing on this bit of awesomeness. Via David Futrelle, we learn of Svelinya and her encounter with a d***-pic sender and (unfortunately for him), Breaking Bad fan. Here’s a sample:

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The “just on the left” bit is his reference to where he imagines her relative to his, uh, you get the idea. She seizes on the fact that he’s watching Breaking Bad (while taking pictures of his junk, apparently) and turns the conversation to her advantage…

Seriously, the whole exchange is awesome, and you will not have to see any actual d***s. Let it be a reminder/warning to anyone who wants to be creepy on the internet: There is a price for everything. Sometimes that price is spoilers.

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The Art of Avoiding Breaking Bad Spoilers

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(Nonspecific spoilers ahead.) In an era where almost everyone has a TV show marketed directly to them, AMC’s Breaking Bad has developed a remarkably widespread—and fanatically devoted—following. The show now only has two episodes left of its five-season run, and it has been building up to what is generally predicted to be a humdinger of a finale. Last night’s episode, “Ozymandias,” certainly hit many people in the feels. That, in and of itself, should not be much of a spoiler. A spoiler, in my opinion, would have been to say that nothing of interest happened, or that the entire episode was about Data learning to be more human. Oops, wrong show, sorry.

Via quickmeme.com

Via quickmeme.com

I’ll be honest here: I think Breaking Bad is an incredible show, perhaps one of the best in television history, but I don’t love it the way some people do. I don’t feel the same emotional investment that I felt in characters from The Wire, not by a long shot.

Getting back to last night’s episode: in the era of the DVR, not everyone watches a show at the same time, meaning that some people were not interested in discussing “Ozymandias” at the water cooler this morning. In the era of social media, the water cooler discussion has expanded far beyond the water cooler. This raises an interesting question. In social media forums like Facebook, it is relatively easy to post spoiler warnings, but not so much on Twitter. What sort of etiquette, if any, exists to guard against accidentally revealing key plot developments to people who are not ready for them. Conversely, what is the responsibility of the spoilee to avoid discussions that might lead to spoilers? It hardly seems fair to ask people who have seen the episode, in all of its [redacted], to wait to discuss it until everyone has had a chance to see it. Continue reading

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