I Wonder If Treasury Has an Accounts Payable Department

I don’t know much about Skinny Puppy or their music, but a few minutes on YouTube suggests two things: (1) I would have loved them when I was 16 and going through my industrial music phase, and (2) a whole lot of their music, played very loud and against my will, would probably make me very suggestible.

It should not be much of a surprise, then, to learn that the U.S. government has reportedly used their music on Guantanamo detainees, and not during recreation time. They also apparently did not clear any music rights.

Did Skinny Puppy, from the great socialist northern neighbor, Canada, sue the government? No, they did perhaps the most capitalist thing imaginable: they sent the government an invoice. Continue reading

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What’s in a Name?

I’m throwing in for the Change the Mascot cause, because it is the right thing to do. It’s not about political correctness, or team history, or anything else people have thrown out as excuses. It’s about not being an asshole. It’s basically the absolute bare minimum our society can do.

Luckily, this video presents a far greater argument than I ever could (h/t PZ Myers):

Another thing: In 1997, Abe Pollin made the decision to change the name of Washington’s NBA team almost unilaterally, and the city survived, so don’t give us any crap about history or tradition, please. Pollin himself explained:

Believe me when I say it was not an easy decision [to change the team’s name]. I won a World Championship under the name Bullets. However, too often during the mid to late ‘90s, I would hear the word “bullets” associated with guns and violence instead of my basketball team. While the name was longstanding, I finally reached a point that I was simply tired of the association between the two. Then, my good friend, Prime Minister Rabin was assassinated in Israel. That was the final straw. It was time to change names. With regard to the name “Wizards,” we held a three-tiered contest to determine a new name. The name “Wizards” was selected by the fans and has adorned our uniforms since that time.

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Monday Morning Cute: The Lesser-Known Rodents

Inspired by the naked mole rat (which is really not cute at all), I started looking into other members of the rodent order that might be unfamiliar to people in the U.S. Rodents sort of tend to be either/or in the cuteness department, as we view them either as pests (mice, rats, squirrels that actually try to touch you) or as adorable little shnookums (mice and rats in controlled environments, squirrels that keep a polite distance, beavers actively engaged in chewing on things, etc.) There’s a big wide world of rodents out there, so join me. Today we look at the rodents of South America.

Giant rat-squirrels

You don’t need me to tell you that capybaras, the world’s largest rodent species, are adorable.

By Karelj (Own work) [CC-BY-SA-3.0 (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0)], via Wikimedia Commons Continue reading

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Football and Me: A Story of Indifference

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When I was in college, a guy in my dorm wrote a column in the school newspaper’s sports page (which is, remarkably, available online) describing Texas football as a religion:

Growing up here, I have come to the conclusion that football is the official state religion of Texas.

Many Southern Baptists might disagree with me on this point, but I have yet to see a church that holds 60,000 followers or that has carpet which rivals the colorful plushness of Astro-Turf.

Football is as ingrained in our culture as the sacred word “y’all.” To a native Texan, a football stadium is a cathedral to which he must diligently make a pilgrimage on weekends.

Football is a faith with three holy days a week. The fall season means high school games on Friday nights, college games on Saturday afternoons, and professional games on Sundays.

I always thought that was a great observation, but if football really is a religion in Texas, then it is another way that I am an atheist.

Today being Super Bowl Sunday & all, it seemed like a good day to mention it. Or not. Whatever.

I’ve tried to like football. I really, really tried. I’ll watch a game and enjoy it now and then, but that’s not what I mean. Despite my descent from a long and proud line of Texas Longhorns, and despite more than 14 years of living within a few miles of Darrell K. Royal–Texas Memorial Stadium itself, I have never truly bled burnt orange. I might have watched the ‘Horns win the National Championship in 2006, but I was a fair-weather fan to my very core.

By Eric R from Scranton, PA, USA (2006 Rose Bowl Celebration) [CC-BY-2.0 (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/2.0)], via Wikimedia Commons

This was pretty f-ing epic, though.

It’s not just the Longhorns, either. I cared a bit about the Rice Owls in college, but students paid for tickets with their tuition and the student section never filled up, so why the hell not? Everyone who was there at the time remembers October 16, 1994, the moment when everyone was united, if only for one day, in passionate Rice Owls fandom.

I never much cared about the Cowboys, and I was neither happy nor sad when the Houston Oilers moved to Tennessee. I cared some about my high school team (Go Mules!), but at least there I actually knew some of them.

At some point, I finally accepted that I just don’t care about football, and social conventions be damned, I can’t force myself to be more interested. YMMV. Continue reading

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The Super Bowl is Today, So It’s Time for Another Round of Moral Panic

"Super Bowl XLVIII Preparations at MetLife Stadium January 31, 2014" by Anthony Quintano [CC BY 2.0, (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/2.0/)], via FlickrEverybody knows that the Super Bowl is the single biggest day of the year for human sex trafficking in the United States. Well, everybody who doesn’t do any research about it at all, anyway.

In all seriousness, I really shouldn’t have to say either of the following two statements, but here goes:

  1. People who engage in human trafficking of any kind, be it for sex work, agricultural work, textile work, and so forth, are the scum of the earth and deserve to be thrown into a very dark pit full of spiders.
  2. No evidence exists to support assertions that the [Super Bowl, World Cup, Olympics, etc.] draws a massive influx of trafficking victims (which seems to have become synonymous at times with sex trafficking victims.)

In 2011, when Dallas hosted the Super Bowl, people predicted that tens of thousands of children, “some as young as 12 years old,” would be in the city specifically for the Super Bowl. Texas Attorney General Greg Abbott even managed to get in a dig at Mexico: “Super Bowl XLV on Sunday in Cowboys Stadium is of particular concern because of Texas’ 1,200-mile border with Mexico, which makes the state a bigger target for international rings, says Abbott, the attorney general.” Here’s the thing, though: there was no evidence to support those predictions, and no evidence that such a massive influx of traffickers and trafficking victims actually took place. It happened, no doubt, but it is unlikely that it happened at any greater rate than during other weekends.

This is an odd issue, because it is one of the few where some people on the right and left are united, in a sense, albeit for different reasons. On the right, you have the usual squeamishness about sex, women, and so forth. It doesn’t surprise me when right-wing news sources parrot the conventional, albeit unsupported, wisdom. On the left, you have obviously valid concern over people’s well-being, but it is often taken to an extent far, far beyond the evidence.

Several serious problems present themselves with this particular myth. For one, little to no effort is made to differentiate people who are forced into sex work against their will from people who engage in it voluntarily, whether from economic necessity or actual enjoyment. (For my part, I think consensual sex work by adults should be decriminalized (PDF file), but that’s an issue for another blog post.)

Second, the rhetoric places almost exclusive emphasis on juvenile female sex workers, to the exclusion of male and transgender sex trafficking victims and victims of trafficking in any other area. This makes the work of stopping actual trafficking more difficult, but don’t take my word for it. Rachel Lloyd from  Girls Educational and Mentoring Services (GEMS) offers three reasons why the Super Bowl myth harms the effort to help trafficking victims: credibility (the claim gets so overblown that it obscures the truth), false alarms (see “The Little Boy Who Cried Wolf”), and limited resources (if you throw everything into Super Bowl weekend, you have little left for the rest of the year.)

You want an example of misuse of limited resources? How about this: Continue reading

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This Week in WTF, January 31, 2014

Um, I like to cook too!!! A woman in South Korea has a remarkably thriving webcam business, but it’s not what you might think (perv). According to the Huffington Post, she makes around $9,000 per month cooking elaborate meals and eating them, all in front of her webcam. People watch—and tip virtual currency convertible to cash—so they can “have a friend at the dinner table.” I suppose the biggest downside is that she has to do it every day. The phenomenon is called Meok-Bang, and it’s a big deal in places that aren’t America.

Somehow I doubt that I could get as famous cooking my signature melted-cheese-on-a-tortilla recipe for all the internet to view. Continue reading

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Did Someone Say Slippery Slope?

Murder in the House by Jakub Schikaneder [Public domain], via Wikimedia CommonsIn case you were worried about all those religious exemption cases (e.g. Hobby Lobby, etc.) creating some sort of slippery slope towards justifying all sorts of otherwise-unlawful acts in the name of sincere religious beliefs, you might be on to something: convicted (and admitted) murderer Scott Roeder wants his murder conviction reduced to voluntary manslaughter because, basically, of his religious beliefs.

Almost five years ago, the life of a man – a physician and father of four widely regarded as kind, compassionate, and dedicated to his patients – was abruptly ended. On a Sunday in late May of 2009, while Dr. George Tiller handed out flyers at his church in Wichita, Kansas, he was shot in the head at point blank range by Scott Roeder. What had Dr. Tiller done wrong? He was a doctor who provided legal, constitutionally protected medical care to women. But all Scott Roeder saw was an abortion provider, and Scott Roeder believes that abortion is wrong.

So he killed him.

Roeder has already been convicted of first-degree murder. But today the Kansas Supreme Court will hear further arguments about Roeder’s crime. Though he fully admits to killing Dr. Tiller, Roeder appealed his conviction, and is asserting that he should be guilty only of voluntary manslaughter. In Kansas, voluntary manslaughter, an “imperfect self-defense,” allows a defendant to argue that he truly believed in the moment that he was justified in using deadly force. In this case, that means that Roeder is asking for a lesser sentence for killing Dr. Tiller because Roeder truly believes that abortion is wrong. As my colleagues have written before, Roeder is asking the court to conclude that “vigilantism is okay if you really mean it.”

Under Kansas law, “voluntary manslaughter” is defined in part as: Continue reading

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Exploring the Mythical Friend Zone

This comic by mamamantis sums up the entire “friend zone” and NiceGuy™ phenomena beautifully (h/t Jason):

The Friendzoner vs The Nice Guy by mamamantis.tumblr.com

This is but a sample. Click the image to see all.

I also have an infrequently-updated Tumblr blog exploring the concept of the NiceGuy™.

See also, girlfriendzoning.

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“Texas Doesn’t Belong to Them”

Last summer, I expressed my sincere view that we progressives are not stuck here in Texas with those who would impose their own narrow religious views on everyone in this state and have the audacity to call it freedom. Those people are stuck here in Texas with us.

I am a Texan, born, raised, and flag-waving, and if you try to say otherwise, bless your heart, you can go  to hell.

While she is far more diplomatic about it, it seems Texas gubernatorial candidate Wendy Davis agrees with me, according to this e-mail I received today:

This month has been quite a start to the election year. Our opponents are showing exactly how low they’re willing to go to keep their stranglehold on power. But Texas doesn’t belong to them. It belongs to each and every person who lives here. Every student struggling to get ahead. Every family working to put food on the table. Every child who dreams of a future that’s filled with possibilities. Texas deserves leadership that understands and respects their stories -- not leaders that attack them.

This month has been quite a start to the election year. Our opponents are showing exactly how low they’re willing to go to keep their stranglehold on power.

But Texas doesn’t belong to them. It belongs to each and every person who lives here. Every student struggling to get ahead. Every family working to put food on the table. Every child who dreams of a future that’s filled with possibilities.

Texas deserves leadership that understands and respects their stories — not leaders that attack them.

[Emphasis added]

Contribute to Wendy’s campaign (or volunteer) if you want to help make Texas a better place for everybody (even the religious folk who might not appreciate it at first.)

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The 5 Head-Scratchingest Computer Simulators Out There

Raise your hand if you remember flight simulators. Now look around to see how many people are staring at the crazy person raising their hand at their computer.

Okay, moving on, sim-style games have been around for as long as there have been computers (I assume). I haven’t really played one, or thought about them, for a while, though. They seems to have come a long way while I wasn’t looking. The other day, Amazon directed me to some recommended video games, and by clicking around I came upon an XBox 360 game simply entitled Farming Simulator.

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My first instinct, of course, was to make fun of the game, but then I read more about it, looked at some screenshots, and read some reviews, and realized that it sounds pretty fun under the right circumstances. I don’t typically have the patience for sim-type games (The Sims, Civilization, etc.), so it’s probably not for me, but I just can’t bring myself to mock it—especially considering that I cannot pass livestock in the recent Assassin’s Creed games without using the “pet animal” feature. I came across a similar software package for the PC, John Deere: Drive Green, and I must admit that it is a brilliant bit of cross-marketing.

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I also can’t quite mock monster-truck-themed XBox 360 titles like Monster Jam, which sounds like fun, or Kinect titles like Let’s Cheer! Well okay, I would make fun of a cheerleading-themed game, but I found something better. Continue reading

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