What I’m Reading, March 24, 2014

Neil deGrasse Tyson at the Big Bang (with sunglasses)

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Neil deGrasse Tyson Squashes Creationist Argument Against Science on National TV, Dan Arel, AlterNet, March 17, 2014

Watching the Christian Right, especially the creationist wing, struggle to counter “Cosmos” each week is like watching a frightened, cornered animal that knows it is about to die. What else could explain the weekly grasping at straws, and the unremitting blasting of social media links meant to reel their following back in as their eyes are opened to the scientific method’s greatness.

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Creationism’s days are numbered. “Cosmos” frightens the conservatives more than anything has in a very long time. Every day their numbers grow smaller and their grasp on America becomes weaker.

The time is now for a scientifically literate America to return, for scientific innovations to flow out of our borders and spread around the world. We can no longer take a backseat to the world of science and must return once again to the driver’s seat.

Terrifying Precedent: Woman to Be Tried for Murder for Giving Birth to Stillborn When She Was 16, Nina Martin, ProPublica, March 19, 2014

The case intersects a number of divisive and difficult issues — the criminal justice system’s often disproportionate treatment of poor people of color, especially in drug prosecutions; the backlash to Roe v. Wade and the conservative push to establish “personhood” for fetuses as part of a broad-based strategy to weaken abortion laws. A wild card in the case — Mississippi’s history of using sometimes dubious forensic evidence to win criminal convictions over many years — could end up playing a central role.

Ignoring Fox News’ Racism is Good for Democrats but Bad for the Country, Isaac Chotiner, The New Republic, January 27, 2014

Fox still has, as far as cable news is concerned, a giant audience among all Americans—especially Republicans, conservatives, and influential businessmen and businesswomen. It still has major power within the Republican Party. To say that Fox’s bigotry should just be discounted is therefore odd. I am sure Rich has spent some time watching Fox News, so he must be aware of how toxic it is. Putting aside its top-down class warfare, segment after segment is meant to scare its white audience into believing that African Americans, or Muslims, are out to get them. This is not some random nut on Twitter: no, this is real bigotry transmitted to a large audience, and it must be combatted.

Michelle Alexander: White Men Get Rich from Legal Pot, Black Men Stay in Prison, April M. Short, AlterNet, March 16, 2014

Alexander said she is “thrilled” that Colorado and Washington have legalized pot and that Washington D.C. decriminalized possession of small amounts earlier this month. But she said she’s noticed “warning signs” of a troubling trend emerging in the pot legalization movement: Whites—men in particular—are the face of the movement, and the emerging pot industry.

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Alexander said for 40 years poor communities of color have experienced the wrath of the war on drugs.

“Black men and boys” have been the target of the war on drugs’ racist policies—stopped, frisked and disturbed—“often before they’re old enough to vote,” she said. Those youths are arrested most often for nonviolent first offenses that would go ignored in middle-class white neighborhoods.

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A History of Westeros in Pictures

Imgur user thrillfight put together this history of Westeros (from George R.R. Martin’s A Song of Ice and Fire and HBO’s series Game of Thrones, in case you live beyond the Wall or something) from the days of the Children of the Forest to Aegon’s Conquest, with the possibility of more to follow (h/t Nick):

See also this history of Aegon’s Conquest.

Less than two weeks until season 4.

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Monday Morning Cute: Bulldog Tricks

Marvel at the bulldog’s concentration and precision:

Also, we should admire this little guy’s perseverance: Continue reading

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Lest We Forget a Great Performance

I haven’t seen Frozen, but I am intrigued by the Frozen/Watchmen-comic mashup (h/t Marc) that notes the similarities between the character of Elsa in Frozen and Dr. Manhattan.

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Some people have wondered aloud whether Elsa’s “Let It Go” scene was a direct homage to Dr. Manhattan’s trip to Mars. Others are quite convinced that it is not. I’ll reserve judgment, possibly forever because meh.

While this analysis, not to mention the various memes poking fun at John Travovo’s now-classic mispronouncement, are fun and all, it also offers a chance to remind the world that Idina Menzel turned in a freaking awesome performance of that song:

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What I’m Reading, March 21, 2014

By United States Department of Energy [Public domain], via Wikimedia CommonsMicronesians Continue To Seek Justice On The 60th Anniversary Of The Castle Bravo Nuclear Test, Michelle Broader Van Dyke, BuzzFeed, February 28, 2014

The U.S. conducted at least 67 nuclear tests in the Marshall Islands between 1946 and 1958. The nuclear test conducted at Bikini Atoll on March 1, 1954, Operation Castle Bravo, remains the largest test ever conducted by the U.S. and yielded 15 megatons, almost 1,000 times the power of the bomb dropped on Hiroshima.

Bravo vaporized two surrounding islets and sent a plume of highly radioactive debris floating over the lagoon and into the open water. Atolls downwind of Bikini, including Rongelap and Utirik, hadn’t been informed of the tests but were showered with dangerously radioactive ash, which residents believed was snow — something they had never seen.

In the years following the test, people who were exposed burned from the radiation, became nauseous, developed thyroid problems, had loss of blood cells, and women who were pregnant miscarried. And decades after the bombings, the health problems persist with unusually high rates of birth defects and cancer among Micronesians.

Keurig Will Use DRM In New Coffee Maker To Lock Out Refill Market, Karl Bode, TechDirt, March 3, 2014

The single coffee cup craze has been rolling now for several years in both the United States and Canada, with Keurig, Tassimo, and Nespresso all battling it out to lock down the market. In order to protect their dominant market share, Keurig makers Green Mountain Coffee Roasters has been on a bit of an aggressive tear of late. As with computer printers, getting the device in the home is simply a gateway to where the real money is: refills. But Keurig has faced the “problem” in recent years of third-party pod refills that often retail for 5-25% less than what Keurig charges. As people look to cut costs, there has also been a growing market for reusable pods that generally run anywhere from five to fifteen dollars.

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D*** Pic Revenge

How does one deal with unsolicited and unwanted pictures of guys’ d***s sent via text message? I hope to never have to deal with this problem, but I figure it is worth passing on this bit of awesomeness. Via David Futrelle, we learn of Svelinya and her encounter with a d***-pic sender and (unfortunately for him), Breaking Bad fan. Here’s a sample:

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The “just on the left” bit is his reference to where he imagines her relative to his, uh, you get the idea. She seizes on the fact that he’s watching Breaking Bad (while taking pictures of his junk, apparently) and turns the conversation to her advantage…

Seriously, the whole exchange is awesome, and you will not have to see any actual d***s. Let it be a reminder/warning to anyone who wants to be creepy on the internet: There is a price for everything. Sometimes that price is spoilers.

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This Week in WTF, March 21, 2014

– You can motivate students to do almost anything with free food, I guess: The majority of students at one Michigan middle school said in an essay test that they’d rather be slaves than factory workers, because of the free room and board. The school’s response, of course, is to stop asking that question on that essay test.

– There’s nothing left here to remind me, just the memory of, uh…: Man, the power of Phil Collins is strong in this one:

This weekend, the Des Plaines Oasis–a rest stop type thingie along the Jane Addams Tollway in Illinois–will close its doors forever. Most people will not care so much. But most people are not 21 year-old Kevin Walters.

Walters, in a one-man protest, has chained himself to the doorway of the Oasis to prevent it from being knocked down forever, on account of the fact that he was conceived there after his parents got frisky following a Phil Collins concert in Chicago.

– Mind if we have a few naked friends over? I’m not all that familiar with Airbnb, but I’ve heard you can make some bank renting out your place. If you do, though, just make sure your renters aren’t planning a “BBW Panty Raid Party” or “XXX Freak Fest.”

– Living the dream. Two of them, actually: Here’s a guy who managed to draw the public’s attention to The People’s Court, which is apparently still on the air somewhere, while living the dream of tween boys everywhere:

Meet the man who just lived the lifelong dream of anyone who ever attended a public middle school. We’ve all fantasized about pulling off a classic “Deez Nuts” joke on TV, but this guy actually went out and did it.

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I’m Not Smiling, but I’m Not Crying, Either

Fred Phelps is dead.

I don’t have much else to say about this man. I don’t hate him, and I’d like to say I never did. I don’t quite pity him, either. The opposite of love isn’t hate, it’s indifference. I think the best legacy we could all leave for the man is a clear message that no one cares about him.

He must have led a miserable life, but I have no way of knowing that. I can only apply my own ideas about what constitutes happiness and fulfillment. If he derived joy out of the life he led, then the world is probably a better place without him.

If nothing else, his death has inspired an unusual reaction in the search algorithms of the world. These are the “related links” I saw on Facebook under a link to the CNN article:

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Now then, go forth and lead a better life than Fred Phelps. That’s setting the bar pretty low.

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What I’m Reading, March 20, 2014

A Brief History of Mold-A-Rama, Rob Lammie, Mental Floss, March 18, 2014

Long before 3D printing was a thing, kids of all ages were plunking quarters into Mold-A-Rama vending machines to get plastic sculptures made right before their eyes. Let’s take a look back at the history of these mid-century manufacturing marvels.

GOP Plutocrat Ken Langone And New Dem Wall Street Shill Jim Himes Are Waging Class War Against American Families, Down With Tyranny!, March 18, 2014

Langone’s siren song, while extreme and filled with the class warfare hatred the entitled rich feel towards working families, isn’t just a Republican song. When it comes to serving the interests of great wealth, conservative Democrats– particularly Blue Dogs and New Dems– are no better than garden variety Republicans.

Two Reasons That Explain Why We’re All Obsessed with Game of Thrones, Charlie Jane Anders, io9, March 18, 2014

Why is Game of Thrones such a huge cultural phenomenon, among all other fantasy series? It comes down to two huge cultural trends, that are rooted in our widespread anxieties about life in the 21st century.

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Game of Thrones captures the real anxiety at the root of our apocalyptic fascination — the sense that disaster is coming closer at an almost imperceptible rate, and we can never really know when it will arrive. We all sense that our unsustainable economic system will collapse, and/or our biosphere will no longer support so many humans, but we don’t know if the crunch will come next week or in 50 years.

And the endless wars and scheming show how short-sighted people can overlook a looming disaster, due to political infighting and stupidity. You wonder why they don’t look over their shoulder and see the ice zombies creeping closer — until you realize that their denial is nothing compared to our own.

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When we’re not consuming futuristic dystopias and world-breaking disasters, we’re obsessing about a somewhat idealized past in which men were men and women were women, and everybody Knew Their Place. Often, these visions of the past include a soupcon of social change, a hint that the Times They Were a-Changin’, and the seeds of today’s world were already in place.

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Game of Thrones is like the perfect idealized-but-awful past. Especially in the television version, everybody looks beautiful and has perfect teeth, but almost everybody takes a turn of being that peasant in Monty Python and the Holy Grail who shouts, “I’m being oppressed!”

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