Happy Mother’s Day, Metal Style

Today, we’ll be taking my mom out to lunch at doing all the Mother’s Day stuff.

On the occasion of Mother’s Day, I figured I would take a moment to recognize other cool moms. Well, I might only get to one. We’ll see.

Mothers would do anything for their kids, it is often said. How many mothers would write, record, and perform a metal song dedicated to their son, though? I’m guessing not many, but Maria Brink, lead singer of In This Moment, wrote the song “He Said Eternity” for her kid.

Even if you’re not into metal, you surely would agree that this might qualify her as the Coolest Mom Ever.

This particular live version of the song includes her dedication to the kiddo at the beginning, but it’s not necessarily the greatest performance. I put a video with the album version after it. Continue reading

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This Giant Beetle Is Brought to by BigLaw

The Houston Zoo has an exhibit that I absolutely will not be seeing, entitled “Extreme Bugs!” The exhibit will apparently include this giant spider, from a picture posted to the zoo’s Facebook page:

Via Facebook

They can call this exhibit whatever they want, but I’m gonna call it “NOPE!” (via Facebook)

The exhibit opens Memorial Day weekend, so you have a few weeks to plan a trip to Houston or get the hell off of this planet, whichever suits your fancy.

Aside from the years of nightmares that picture alone is likely to cause, something else jumped out at me about this exhibit. I noticed the following on the zoo’s website: Continue reading

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“I will find a center in you…”

You might not think that the xenomorph could be a source of enlightenment…

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…and you’d probably be right to think that (h/t Jason).

On the other hand, as a Facebook commenter pointed out, it offers an opportunity to revisit a Tool classic that also addresses the question of finding one’s center: Continue reading

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What I’m Reading, May 9, 2014

Philipp Clüver [Public domain], via Wikimedia CommonsBarbarians in Oklahoma, Charles Pierce, Esquire, April 30, 2014 (h/t PZ Myers)

I am saying this quite deliberately. The state of Oklahoma committed an act of fucking barbarism last night. It did so under the color of law, which makes every citizen of that benighted state complicit in the act of fucking barbarism. The governor of that state, a pink balloon named Mary Fallin, is a fucking barbarian. A state legislator named Mike Christian is a fucking barbarian, for reasons we will get to in a moment. Every politician in that benighted state belongs in a fucking cage this morning.

(Emphasis in original.)

Andrew Wakefield: Attracting antivaccine cranks like moths to a flame since 1998, Orac, Respectful Insolence, May 7, 2014

Andrew Wakefield, like many antivaccinationists, doesn’t like being called an “antivaccinationist” or “antivaccine.” This becomes evident in a part of the interview where Billy D [Billy DeMoss] asks Wakefield if there are any vaccines that are effective; i.e., if there are any vacines that “work.” It’s clear that Billy D wants Wakefield to say that vaccines don’t work. He doesn’t say that—exactly. He does, however, equivocate. Instead of saying whether vaccines work or not, he does say that vaccines result in the production of antibodies against the organisms for which they are designed, after which he questions whether antibodies actually lead to immunity and pulls out the antivaccine trope of questioning how long the immunity from vaccines lasts. He even goes so far as to claim that the mumps vaccine is not needed, that it doesn’t work, and that mumps is a “trivial disease,” which it is not. (If you develop deafness from mumps, to you it’s not a trivial disease.”

Rick Santorum: Georgia Law ‘Creates An Opportunity’ For Gun Owners To Police Airports, David, Crooks and Liars, April 27, 2014 Continue reading

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Pitties Get Some Online Love

I came across an article on a site called Dognotebook.com entitled “15 dangerous dog breeds most likely to turn on their owners,” with no attributed author. You can probably guess who tops the list.

The post is a long litany of bullshit, but that’s not why I mention it. About 19/20 of the comments range from “This is bullshit” to “Here are researched and peer-reviewed facts about dogs that debunk everything you have said in this article.” It’s a good thing to see.

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This Week in WTF, May 9, 2014

Ginny [CC BY-SA 2.0 (https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/2.0/)], via Flickr

Dads just aren’t safe anywhere anymore.

– This would explain all the moldy eggs I ate as a kid: The Toronto Public Library was asked to remove the Dr. Seuss classic Hop on Pop, apparently on the grounds that it “encourages children to use violence against their fathers.” The complainant also asked the library to apologize and pay damages to fathers injured by children acting under the book’s pernicious influence.

You just cannot make this stuff up (h/t Mental Floss).

– Culturally appropriative irony, explained? PolicyMic has a piece on why hipsters seem to think it’s cool to wear Native American headdresses. The short answer is that there is no good reason, but plenty of reason to stop doing it: Continue reading

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What I’m Reading, May 8, 2014

By Ralph Chaplin [Public domain], via Wikimedia CommonsRepublicans are Trying to Mix the Ideologies of Jesus Christ with an Atheist and That Doesn’t Make Any Sense, Allen Clifton, Forward Progressives, April 14, 2014

It’s amazing to me how few conservatives know who Ayn Rand is. Especially considering that she’s quite possibly the most influential person behind most of the Republican party’s economic ideologies.

She was a person who spoke out against social programs, believed that people should only worry about themselves, opposed big government and worshiped at the “glory” that is unregulated capitalism. In other words, she’s the epitome of what most Republicans support economically.

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There’s just one problem – Ayn Rand was an atheist. Not that there’s any problem at all with being an atheist (more power to you) but there is a big problem with a political party that builds its social platform on “Christian” values while basing its economic ideology on that of someone who didn’t believe in God.

How Piketty’s Bombshell Book Blows Up Libertarian Fantasies, Lynn Parramore, Moyers & Company, April 30, 2014 Continue reading

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Buddhist Fundamentalism

Mano Singham wrote recently about a rise in militant Buddhist fundamentalism in parts of Asia:

Whenever I write about Buddhism in Sri Lanka and how militant Buddhists, including monks, have been leading the charge against minorities and even resorting to violence against them, western readers are often surprised. The image they have of Buddhism is that of a peaceful and contemplative religion. And they are right when it comes to the underlying philosophy of the religion.

But the real test of a religion is how they treat minority groups when their religion is the majority and the record for Buddhism is not something to be proud of. This report looks at the way that an intolerant and militant Buddhist nationalism is talking hold in Sri Lanka, Thailand, and Myanmar.

Any religion can be turned into a source of militarism and nationalism. Americans tend to see Buddhism and other dharmic religions as purely peaceful, but there’s no guarantee of that.

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Do Men Really Think About Sex Every Seven Seconds?

No, they do not.

Well, maybe some men do, but here’s the thing: how do you think researchers could possibly come up with an actual figure for this? Here’s a possible scnario:

Researcher: Okay, please sit here for the next hour and press this button every time you think about sex. But please don’t think about sex any more than you might normally think about it, just because I keep talking about it. When we are done here, there will be cake.
Subject: [presses button] [presses button] [presses button] [presses button] [presses button] [presses button] [presses button] [presses button] [presses button] [presses button] [presses button] [presses button] [presses button] [presses button] [presses button] [presses button] [presses button] [presses button] [presses button] [presses button] [presses button] [presses button] [presses button] [presses button] [presses button] [presses button] [presses button]…..
Professor: Damn, guys are horny.
Undergrad assistant: Maybe he just really likes cake.
Professor: You’re fired.

I’m sure it went exactly like that.

(h/t Louren)

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An Unsurprisingly Dishonest Headline

The following headline caught my attention the other day:

BREAKING: Supreme Court Judges Say Obama Birth Certificate A Fake

WHAAAAAAAAAAA????????

Dave Winer [CC BY-SA 2.0 (https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/2.0/)], via Flickr

My first clue that this article might not be entirely on the level—I mean aside from the extremely WTF headline—is that it was posted on a website called The U.S. Patriot. I decided to look closer.

First off, the article itself made clear that this was an Alabama Supreme Court judge. Not the U.S. Supreme Court. Not even the entire Alabama Supreme Court. Continue reading

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