What I’m Reading, July 14, 2014

Why So Down, Maureen Dowd? BooMan, Booman Tribune, July 6, 2014

We’re not a superpower brought low. That’s why the kids don’t want to have that discussion. It’s because we’ve been low ever since we found out that that John Wayne b.s. was a myth, which, for most people, happened decades ago now. In many ways, this country has never been stronger or fairer than it is today, and if we could just get back our majorities we could begin making progress on the problems we’re still facing. The kids don’t want to debate the death of a superpower foolishness any more than they want to debate Jim Crow, gay rights, or the reality of climate change.

At the end of her insufferable column, Ms. Dowd quotes, but does not seem to understand, Nathaniel Philbrick. Mr. Philbrick points out that past is not what it appears to be. The Founding Fathers’ flaws were airbrushed out of history. Even George Washington was a flawed man. “What George Washington did right was to realize how much of what he thought was right was wrong.”

This is what Ms. Dowd has not done. She has not learned that America was never John Wayne-undeafeatable. She mourns not the loss of a better America, but an America that was as phony as the idea of John Wayne being a courageous war hero. The truth is, he opted not to serve. The truth is, America is a much better place today than it was in the 1950’s and 1960’s.

Todd Starnes’ Convenient Concerns About Violence, Ed Brayton, Dispatches from the Culture Wars, July 11, 2014 Continue reading

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I Guess It’s Either/Or, Fellas

We can re-grow our hair in the face of male-pattern baldness, or we can maintain interest in sex—apparently, we have to choose one or the other.

Maybe, just maybe, all that stuff about baldness being repulsive to the opposite sex was only trying to sell us stuff, not tell us some greater truth of the universe. Who knew?

There’s a Rogaine commercial from the 2001-02 period that I can’t seem to find on YouTube or anywhere else on the Googles. I linked to a few posts above by people who were complaining about it back when it aired, so it clearly made an impression on people. The commercial pretty much flat-out said that your girlfriend will leave you if you lose your hair. It’s sort of burned in my brain because it was so over-the-top awful.

There was a narrator asking a guy questions, one of which was something like “Won’t she still feel the same way if you lose your hair?” The guy responds “Yes…..about someone else.” Continue reading

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What’s in a Name?

The Ferrett made an interesting remark about the 2016 Republican National Convention in Cleveland and the nomenclature of sex workers.

I had a Tweet up for about twenty seconds that I then took down, which was this:

“Cleveland is hosting the National Republican Convention in 2016. I hope we have enough hookers.”

It’s funny in the sense that, while the convention is guaranteed to be a smorgasbord of squeamishness about sex, it’s about equally guaranteed that many attendees will be gettin’ it on in all manner of publicly-disapproved ways during the off hours.

It’s problematic, though, because the words like “hooker” are overloaded with cultural baggage.

So the Ferrett deleted the tweet, and decided just to tell us about it.

I took the Tweet down, not because I thought it was inaccurate, but because I thought in a shorter version it’d pass on overtones I didn’t want to create. It seemed to degrade sex workers to me (and no, for some reason “I hope we have enough sex workers” didn’t strike me as funny in the same way).

Which is a weird thing about being careful with your communications: It’s not that what you say isn’t funny, but that it also encourages people to not question things. To me, a hooker or a sex worker or a prostitute or whatever the fuck you call them are people, worthy of rights and protections. But I suspect a lot of the people who might pass that gag along would be the sort of people who’d see selling sex as the incontrovertible evidence of bad morals/life decisions/etc.

The real joke here is how the Republicans try to make kinky sex illegal, and yet crave it the same way we do. But I’m not sure that Tweet got it across without punching downwards more than I’d like.

Emphasis added, along with a hell yeah. As far as “kinky” sex goes, I figure YMMV, but I always suspect that those who bray the loudest about it just might protest too much.

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Best Spam Ever?

Sometimes I get awesome junk mail:

Private Yacht Rental

I had no idea I needed a yacht until I found out you can rent them! I still don’t know why I need a yacht, mind you—I just know that I do.

Maybe if we skip buying dog food for a while……I’m sure the dogs won’t mind, because they’ll be on a yacht!!!


On a wholly unrelated note, there was a bit of dissent regarding my use of a hula-hooping GIF in a post yesterday. In response to my friend’s eminently reasonable complaint, I now present the same hula-hooping GIF……plus 35 more:

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The Fallacy of the “Free Market”

The Gloomy Historian explains how it is a mistake to view the “free market” as some sort of independent, even natural entity, rather than a system of rules backed and enforced by government and others. Here’s a snippet:

When abstractions are spoken of as real things, we call it reification. Reification is a semantic fallacy, but its use is sometimes necessary when one wants to communicate complex realities with considerably less words. However, a semantic fallacy, if not challenged, can go on to support faulty conceptualizations of reality, especially once it seeps into discourse. The special problem in this case is that the reification complements an ideology, one that rejects the natural and necessary role of the government in the maintenance of the economy. If expressed as a thing, “free market” can be thought of as being interfered with or kept from its natural activities. If expressed as an entity, it can be given agency, rationality, and rights. We often talk about government intrusions in the personal lives of people. For some, a worse offense is when the government intrudes in the free market.

But this conveys a faulty conception of reality. As Robert Reich states: “Government doesn’t ‘intrude’ on the free market. It defines and organizes (and often reorganizes) it.” In reality, an economy is the product of an infrastructure of law that is created, maintained, and enforced by the government. It is an extension of the state for the purpose of ordering the complex human interactions that occur with economic activity. And with the constant growth and complexity of technology, which puts economic relations in flux and opens loop holes for economic actors to exploit, these interactions need to be monitored regularly and the laws adjusted accordingly. The “free market” is not a thing with a right to existence and freedom from molestation; it is a name for something that does not exist without the state and whose quality is wholly dependent upon the laws that form it.

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Finally, a Legitimate Reason to Send D*** Pics

It’s for medical purposes.

First Derm lets users send in pictures of their infected business to a doctor for a painless diagnosis.

The whole process is quick and anonymous — perfect for people who don’t have the time or desire to find a real-life testing center.

All you have to do is submit two photos of your junk (a close-up and an overview) and you’ll get a result from a dermatologist within 24 hours.

What could possibly go wrong with that? (h/t Alan)

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What I’m Reading, July 11, 2014

The American myth about entrepreneurs is dying, Eric Garland, Eric Garland Blog, May 20, 2014

America used to have a myth that it supported and honored entrepreneurs. I was certainly raised with it. My father owns a farm store, my mother ran a pie shop, my sister has a dance school, my Italian grandparents had their own bakeries, et cetera. I always thought that owning your own business was not only possible, it was preferable, somehow more noble than working in the boiler room of someone else’s company. I am an American, and it wasn’t until I arrived in Paris that I realized that this was a myth which had not been internalized by everybody, everywhere. In France, I was forced to confront the notion that some people saw small business as being a petty, money grubbing merchant who could not survive in the larger, more important world of state institutions and major businesses. Quite a shock, really.

Yet this is a myth I still cherish and here’s why: small businesses tend to produce the greatest job growth. Huge companies are more dominant in an industry, but small companies are the most likely to grow and create a new position with wealth, a tax base, a market for other businesses and all that good stuff. Yet our policies are making the world more friendly to the big and more hostile to the small. There was a guy who wrote about this a lot in the 18th century: Adam Smith. In his Wealth of Nations, he saw large businesses protected by the government as unjust and inferior to smaller businesses with accountability to their neighbors. His theory was called capitalism and we have gotten away from it in recent years.

Americans need to Answer: When Will Palestinians get their Fourth of July? Juan Cole, Informed Comment, July 4, 2014 Continue reading

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Sex Sells, I Guess

The following ad popped up on a webpage (specifically, a page on ap.org), and I was somewhat confused as to what it was trying to tell me:

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Are Texas drivers “furious & shocked” that skinny blonde women will get ticketed for driving in bikinis? Because they should be! That is an outrage!!!

Except no, that’s not it. My curiosity got the better of me, and I contributed to somebody’s ad revenue by clicking on the link. It goes to a page that wants to sell you car insurance. I guess there’s just no effective visual hook for car insurance besides scantily-clad outlaws.

So what’s the rule that’s shocking and infuriating so many Texans? It doesn’t quite say, but it sounds like it has something to do with usage-based insurance, which involves—hold on…..do you actually care? Because I don’t.

Okay, cool. Instead, here’s a GIF of Patrick Stewart dancing: Continue reading

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