What Were You Thinking???

You might have missed the news, but Home Depot is investigating a possibly-massive security breach that may have compromised the financial information of people who shopped at one of their stores from May through August of this year. Last year’s breach of Target’s computers was one of the biggest cybersecurity breaches in history, affecting around 40 million customers. This one might be bigger.

Last month, Albertson’s was hacked. CNN Money is now keeping a list of businesses where your financial data might have been compromised.

Yet no one blames consumers, first and foremost, for putting their personal financial data out there online. Just sayin’.

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Don’t Dangle Raw Meat in Front of a Badger

(The following is adapted from a comment I made on Facebook, in response to the argument that the hacked nude photos debacle is analogous to leaving one’s wallet hanging out and having it stolen. It briefly involves badgers.)

By Gary M. Stolz, U.S. Fish and Wildlife Service [Public domain], via Wikimedia Commons

Ah yes, a version of the “don’t dangle raw meat in front of a badger” argument. How is putting something online different from leaving cash hanging out of your wallet? Taking the cash requires little to no skill, just a willingness to steal something from someone. Hacking someone’s phone or computer, or even a cloud account, requires much more concerted effort. (Yes, yes, I know it’s easy for some people, but no one is born with hacking skill—they still have to learn how to hack, then make the decision to do so.) Nothing was left “in plain view,” as your analogy would require.

(By the way, I’ve heard the “don’t leave cash hanging out of your wallet” argument applied many, many times to women who get sexually assaulted while wearing short skirts, just so you know the rhetorical company you are keeping.)

Since we are possibly talking about hacks that occurred in the “cloud,” a better analogy would be a locker, or even a safety deposit box. One of the top cloud-storage companies is even called “Dropbox.” We’re not talking about people who left nude pictures of themselves in plain view of the whole world. Several of them had already deleted them, and the rest stored them places that, we have been repeatedly assured, are secure. In fact, we’ve learned that a well-known flaw in iCloud security might have been involved (and by “well-known,” I mean well-known to computer security professionals, not celebrities who happen to own iPhones.) [Ed.: Apple is claiming that iCloud was not hacked, but that multiple individual celebrities’ accounts may have been hacked.] If you want to argue that what happened here is somehow to be expected, then you have no cause for complaint if someone cuts the lock off of your locker at the gym, steals your wallet and your phone, and gym management asks why on earth you would carry your wallet around with you outside of your home.

That only scratches the surface of why your analogy is flawed, but I’ll stop there to give you time to catch up.

(I could go on from there about how people ≠ badgers, but this is good for now.)


Photo credit: By Gary M. Stolz, U.S. Fish and Wildlife Service [Public domain], via Wikimedia Commons.

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What I’m Reading, September 2, 2014

Why Uber must be stopped, Andrew Leonard, Salon, August 31, 2014

The real question we should be asking ourselves is this: What happens when a company with the DNA of Uber ends up winning it all? What happens when the local taxi companies are destroyed and Lyft is crushed? When Uber has dominant market position in every major city on the globe? “UberEverywhere” isn’t a joke. It’s a mantra, a call to arms, a holy ideology.

What happens when Uber’s priorities turn to generating cash rather than spending it? What happens to labor — the Uber drivers — when they have no alternative but Uber? What happens when it rains and the surge-pricing spikes and there’s nowhere else to go? A company with the street-fighting ethos of Uber isn’t going to let drivers unionize, and it certainly isn’t going to pay them more than it is required to by the harsh laws of competition. It will also dump them entirely in a nanosecond when self-driving cars prove that they are cheaper and safer. Making the case that drivers are benefitting from the current recruitment wars starts to look like a pretty short-term play. The more powerful Uber gets, the more leverage it will have over labor.

So here’s what’s going to happen. Society is going to realize that power as great as Uber’s needs to be checked. Uber, by virtue of its own success, will demonstrate where the lines need to be drawn for the general good. When Uber is the only game in town, the necessity for comprehensive requirements for commercial insurance and background checks will be obvious. When Uber starts using its logistics clout and unlimited investment capital to go after UPS and Hertz and FedEx, regulators will start wondering about antitrust issues.

Michelle Rhee’s Real Legacy: Here’s What’s Most Shameful About Her Reign, Matt Bruenig, AlterNet, August 30, 2014 Continue reading

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In Case You Were Worried About Eric Cantor

It looks like he landed on his feet.

[Cantor’s] new compensation package is worth $3.4 million a year. He now has an office in New York City and he’s opening up a new branch of the Moelis & Co. investment bank in DC. He’ll also be on their board of directors.

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As of 2010, the House Majority Leader makes $193,400 annually, so Cantor is now making more than seventeen times as much money as he was making in Congress.

He did have to step on a lot of other people to get there, of course.

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If This Is What It Means to Be a Man…

count me out, I guess.

Fox News hosts defended the practice of catcalling, insisting women should “let men be men” and downplaying the harmful impact widespread street harassment has on women.

On the August 28 edition of Fox News’ Outnumbered, hosts highlighted a New York Post opinion article that suggested women “deal with” “flattering” catcalls. Co-host Kimberly Guilfoyle defended street harassment saying, “let men be men,” and, “look, men are going to be that way. What can you do?”

I must just have a higher opinion of my gender than that.

I mean, I could talk about all the proven harm that can result from street harassment and all that, but what’s the point if we can’t even agree on whether men have the basic ability to control themselves in front of women? Guys, try having at least a tiny bit of pride, FFS.

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The World’s Policeman

King Abdullah wants the West (i.e. the United States, one presumes) to take action against ISIS/ISIL.

Because, apparently, his 200,000-man armed forces are busy.

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What I’m Reading, September 1, 2014

At GOP luncheon, the hack is back, Gilbert Garcia, San Antonio Express-News, August 28, 2014 (h/t Marley)

After Wednesday’s meeting, a silver-haired woman with the Christian Coalition of Bexar County (an organization devoted to electing “God-fearing” leaders) approached me and asked if I would attend one of her group’s upcoming gatherings.

Almost immediately, she started peppering me with personal questions: What is my position on abortion? What church do I attend? Do I accept Jesus Christ as my personal savior?

I stumbled around for answers, so she insisted that I repeat after her a lengthy pledge to turn my life over to Christ. When I suggested that I didn’t feel comfortable making major spiritual declarations in the Fiesta Room at Luby’s, she looked at me like I was from Mars.

How Higher Education in the US Was Destroyed in 5 Basic Steps, Debra Leigh Scott, AlterNet, October 16, 2012 Continue reading

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Labor Day Movie Marathon

At Hullabaloo, Dennis Hartley offers a list of ten films to watch on Labor Day (h/t ql). I’m a bit embarrassed to say I’ve only seen one of these:

  • Blue Collar
  • El Norte
  • The Grapes of Wrath
  • Harlan County, USA
  • Made in Dagenhan
  • Matewan
  • Modern Times
  • Norma Rae
  • On the Waterfront
  • Roger and Me

Of all these, I’ve only seen On the Waterfront. The whole list seems worth a look, though.

I might add season 2 of The Wire to the list, which (spoiler alert) portrays the difficulties of labor today. One of the season’s plots involves the head of a stevedores’ union getting involved in drug trafficking—not as a way of making money in and of itself, but to pay for lobbyists to improve the job prospects for workers on Baltimore ‘s docks.

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What Are You Acting So Dignified About?

Just about all humans have tiny mites (relatives of spiders and scorpions) living in the pores of our faces, feeding on the oil from our sebaceous glands (h/t Moneet).

Blauerauerhahn [GFDL (http://www.gnu.org/licenses/fdl.html), CC BY-SA 3.0 (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/deed.en), CC BY-SA 2.5-2.0-1.0 (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/2.5/deed.en)], via Wikimedia Commons

So stop acting so dang dignified, because just like the rest of us, you have tiny arachnids living (and pooping) on your face.

If it helps, just think of how much worse everyone’s acne might be if these little dudes weren’t feeding on our sebaceous oil.

Also, mites are actually not that much like spiders or scorpions. They just all happen to have eight legs. The mites on our faces are much more closely related to the peacock mites of the genus Tuckerella, which are kinda cool-looking, in a terrifying sort of way: Continue reading

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I Guess This Is What CGI Is For (UPDATED)

(Spoiler alert for Game of Thrones season 5 and books 4-5.) The Game of Thrones producers are having trouble with a few permits they need to shoot the upcoming season. It turns out you can’t just film a woman parading naked through the streets of Dubrovnik—you need a permit to do that.

Fans of George R.R.Martin’s A Song of Ice and Fire books know that after Joffrey’s death and Tyrion’s escape, the increasingly unhinged Cersei runs afoul of the High Septon, the head of the Faith of the Seven in King’s Landing. It gets to a point where Cersei is imprisoned and, as punishment, is forced to make the ultimate walk of shame from “the Great Sept of Baelor to the Red Keep” while completely naked, in front of the entire city. It’s humiliating to the extreme, but also a vastly important scene in Cersei’s story.

But there’s a problem. GoT films its exterior King’s Landing shots in Croatia, where they needed to apply for a permit to allow actress Lena Headey to be filmed naked outside. But according to TMZ, the local Church of St. Nicholas very much disapproves of this, and has pressured the local film commission into denying the show the necessary permit.

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