Five Things Parents Might Want to Be More Extremely Afraid Of Than Exif Data

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Crime committed against children is never a laughing matter. It is something we should take all reasonable measures to prevent, investigate, and punish. That said, the paranoia stoked in parents by the media, particularly local news on slow news days, is occasionally hilarious. To me, anyway.

(Now is usually a good time to reiterate that I don’t have kids.)

A warning has been making the social media rounds over the past few days about the risk posed when a parent posts a smartphone picture of their child to the internet. Yes, pictures taken on your smartphone may have Exchangeable image file format (Exif) data that indicates the GPS position where the picture was taken, and yes, it is hypothetically possible that a person could access that data in order to locate your child. A good deconstruction of this paranoia appears on the website Daddy Doctrines (h/t Jennifer):

Here’s the fact you need to always keep in mind when these things come around: the chances of your child being abducted by a family member or someone close to the family is exponentially higher than the chances that some shadowy internet stalker somewhere is going to track down your child.

And if they did? If Shadowy Stalker did see a photo of my kid, and use his techno-powers to pull out the Exif data and determine my home address? How is that more of a threat than all the decades where one need only look in the phone book?

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About That Whole Adoption Thing

Adoption is often promoted as an alternative to abortion by people who seem to think that pregnancy and childbirth are no big deal. Okay, maybe that was a loaded statement, but it certainly seems as though the people who promote adoption in this way don’t understand (or don’t care) that people seek abortions for reasons other than not wanting or being able to raise a child. Medical issues making pregnancy risky or difficult come to mind.

Now, Texas State Senator Eddie Lucio, who had the distinction of being the only Democrat in the Senate to vote for HB2, is pushing a new type of abortion restriction. Prior to obtaining an abortion, a person must complete a three-hour adoption course. I think the Feminist Justice League said it best in their open letter to Sen. Lucio:

Requiring this class will place undue burden on people who are geographically marginalized and lack internet access. More importantly, however, it gives the impression you think women are stupid. I certainly hope I’m correct in assuming that’s a false impression.

Whether Sen. Lucio actually thinks people are stupid or not, his proposal is part of a long line of assumptions that people don’t know how pregnancy works or what is inside their uteri. This is the attitude underlying all those mandatory ultrasound laws.

This seemed like a good opportunity to look at how many children are awaiting adoption in the Texas Department of Family and Protective Services’ (DFPS) care. This is the state agency that operates Child Protective Services, or CPS. I spent a couple of years representing parents, and occasionally kids, in CPS cases, so while I’m far from an expert on the subject, I have some understanding of how complicated a subject “adoption” can be. Continue reading

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There Might Be Beaver Exudate in Your Yogurt

By Steve from washington, dc, usa (American Beaver) [CC-BY-SA-2.0 (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/2.0)], via Wikimedia Commons

Via Wikimedia Commons

You’ve probably never heard of castoreum, which Wikipedia defines as:

the exudate from the castor sacs of the mature North American Beaver (Castor canadensis) and the European Beaver (Castor fiber). Within the zoological realm, castoreum is the yellowish secretion of the castor sac in combination with the beaver’s urine, used during scent marking of territory. Both male and female beavers possess a pair of castor sacs and a pair of anal glands located in two cavities under the skin between the pelvis and the base of the tail.

Why do I mention this? Well, according to the natural-products company Conscious Box, castoreum is commonly used as a food flavoring. Continue reading

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Perhaps the Most Useful GIF Ever

I’m a huge Metalocalypse fan anyway, and this may be the show’s greatest scene. Besides that, this could be useful in many Internet discussions.

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Via lady-of-the-wasteland.tumblr.com

Via lady-of-the-wasteland.tumblr.com.

I’ve been pondering (since I brought up the subject) whether “douchebag” is too sexist to be effective in any way. I really have no idea, and at least some opinion is split on the matter. A couple of good discussions are here and here, including an exploration of why the  concept of douching itself is more sexist than the term “douchebag.”

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Monday Morning Cute: Up in the Trees

Via Mother Nature Network, a few cute tree-dwellers:

A koala (too obvious, perhaps?):

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A kinkajou (cuter than the name might sound):

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This silky anteater curled around a branch (obviously cute): Continue reading

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Everything floats down here

I’m posting this for one reason, and one reason only. To be mean.

This is embedded from imgur, so it may not be here forever. May your dreams be ruined for as long as it lasts.

There’s also this: Continue reading

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This Week in WTF, August 9, 2013

M26_Taser– A Republican state representative from Texas and her husband are facing a lawsuit filed by an employee of the car dealership they own:

[Plaintiff Bradley] Jones filed a civil suit against state Rep. Patricia Harless and her husband Sam Harless, who are the owners of Fred Fincher Motors where Jones was employed for over three years. In the suit, Jones charges that Sam Harless provided other employees with a Taser — and then filmed them sneaking up behind Jones and zapping him with the device at various times over nine months. The videos were posted online but were subsequently taken down.

I don’t think I need to annotate that in any way.

– A sheriff’s deputy in Utah is facing assault charges because of this:

The deputy apparently “lost it” when he caught his wife having sex with his father in one of their children’s bedrooms last month.

I really don’t need to annotate this one, either. This is shaping up to be the easiest blog post I’ve ever written.

– Ancient Peruvians had their own Grumpy Cat.

– Equifax, one of the three major credit reporting agencies, allegedly failed, or refused, to fix incorrect information on an Oregon woman’s credit report. So she sued them. And won an $18.6 million judgment. To be clear, the information was really incorrect. Like, wrong++.

Photo credit: By United States military [Public domain], via Wikimedia Commons.

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I Couldn’t GIF the Colbchella Dance Party. Luckily, Someone Else Figured It Out.

You’ve probably seen the StePhest Colbchella ‘013 “Time to Dance” video by now. Unless you’ve been living under a rock or were really busy like me today. If you missed it, here it is (at least for as long as Comedy Central makes it available for embedding):

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Because I am always several years behind the times when it comes to the internet, upon seeing the video, I figured I ought to make GIFs of the video, like I recently did for a Dos Equis commercial I found amusing. Alas, Comedy Central has done a good job blocking downloads of their streaming videos. I know some tricks, but not enough tricks.

Vulture, however, obviously knows more than me, or they have access to an actual video file. They have some GIFs up on their site. I hope they don’t mind if I post a few highlights here.

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Totally worth it for the Matt Damon Booth.

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This Week in WTF, August 2, 2013

– A guy’s friends were helping him move, and decided to poke around under the porch. That’s where they found 37 clowns, and the fuel for a lifetime of nightmares.

– With all due respect to the California University of Management, they might want to have a serious talk with their marketing team.

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Just sayin’.

– A nursing home in the Bronx is encouraging its residents to have sex, at least according to a rather sensationalistic headline. This is a “WTF” story more for the response it is likely to generate than for anything inherently odd. The CEO of the facility said it quite well:

Very few nursing homes around the country acknowledged the sexual behavior or intimacy of their residents. We realized that there needed to be a grown-up conversation and a grown-up policies and procedures to govern this behavior…Our position is very strongly that consenting adults who have capacity, this is a civil right of theirs. They do not give up a civil right simply because they are in need of nursing care in a facility. And that our obligation as a nursing facility is to encourage their civil rights, as we would do with respect to voting.

The trick will be figuring this out for dementia patients.

– This GIF is very WTF-worthy, and doesn’t really make me want Pringles:

shower me with your naturally flavored artificially colored potato based snack food

Via imgur.

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Reason No. 94,560 Why My Dog is Awesome

She wants to share the toy with May, but I guess she just lacks the muscle memory to let go of it once she’s got it.

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