The NSA Isn’t Going to Stop Anytime Soon, Because Congress Won’t Stop It

Congress could amend or repeal the PATRIOT Act any time it wants (even overriding a veto if it had the will), thus curtailing the NSA’s domestic spying abilities. They just won’t do it.

The Republicans in Congress won’t do it because (a) the program gives them too many talking points to use against the White House right now, and opposing Obama is more important to them than governing; (b) they figure they’ll get the White House back eventually, so they want to keep those powers in place; and (c) so far, no one seems to have seriously asked them why it was okay for Bush to have these powers but not Obama (remember, we’ve known about the NSA’s spying, in one form or another, since at least 2006), and taking actual action might prompt those questions.

Congressional Democrats won’t do it because if the White House stops spying on us, and then there’s another terrorist attack, the entire country will eat them alive for not doing enough to protect us.

We want the government to protect us from “terrorism” at all costs, unless we are the ones actually paying those costs. We are trapped in a catch-22 of our own making.

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Test Your Color Acuity, While Learning What “Color Acuity” Is!

I am apparently slightly gray/green colorblind, at least based on my erstwhile tendency to think that gray things are actually a sort of pale green color. Yes, I learned this on St. Patrick’s Day years ago.

My “color acuity” is reasonably good, though, at least according to the “Online Color Challenge.” I scored a 17 out of 99, with 0 being the best score. According to the test results, the highest score in my age and gender group is 7,999,740, which is a bit higher than 99, where the scale seems to end. Not sure what’s going on there.

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Happy Friday the 13th

Every year, around this time (i.e. approaching Halloween), I have to confront the contradictory facts that I do not like slasher films on a very fundamental level, yet I cannot seem to turn away from them when I come across them on TV. (Whether or not I deliberately seek them out on some subconscious level will have to be a question for my biographers.) Since SyFy is apparently running a Friday the 13th marathon today, I suppose the die is cast. In honor (or shame) of this film franchise, here are some (mostly-non-gory) GIFs culled from Google. Spoiler/NSFW alert, I guess.

The original slasher, Pamela Voorhees:

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Via patron-saint-of-the-denial.tumblr.com

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Via cheatingjudases.tumblr.com

An early appearance of George McFly:

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Via x-entertainment.com

The man himself: Continue reading

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This Week in WTF, September 13, 2013

Sorry this one was a little late. I’ll be brief.

This is apparently a picture of the wedding dress in question from the manufacturer.

– A blushing bride was getting ready for her wedding when, one hour before go time, the pastor informed her that he would not perform the ceremony. His reason? Her dress was too sexy. “According to the bride’s mother, the pastor jokingly asked ‘where is the other half of the dress?'”

– Iowa is issuing gun permits to people who are “legally or completely blind.” I came up with several puns to express my feelings about this when I first saw the story, but after a few days passed, they don’t seem funny anymore, so I’ll just leave this as is.

– Americans who adopted kids from overseas, but then came to regret that decision, have developed a secondary market for said children that operates entirely outside of the legal adoption system. You might be tempted to think that this is a terrible idea. At least based on Reuters’ reporting, it’s actually worse than that.

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The Prank to End All Pranks, feat. a Velociraptor

I’m actually kind of serious when I say “to end all pranks.” Call me a buzzkill, but I do not like practical jokes. The person who is the subject of the prank generally has to be convinced that whatever misfortune just befell them is actually funny, and their acceptance of the humor often seems quite unconvincing. Not my type of humor. (Yes, I have been on the receiving end of more than a few pranks, and I prefer not to pay it forward.)

That said, this velociraptor prank at the very least gets points for serious effort. (It helps to have a programming budget, of course.) (I’m also allowing for the possibility that the whole thing is staged. The camera angles seem awfully obtrusive if the prankee were to remain unsuspecting.) I helpfully assembled it into animated GIFs:

Some commenters wondered how the prankee didn’t notice the obviously human legs sticking out of the bottom of the velociraptor’s body. All I can say is, go watch the video again, and see if you notice the legs at all while that toothy velociraptor face is pointed in your direction.

I do make some exceptions to my anti-prank leanings. Any prank played on Dwight by Jim, or on Gareth by Tim, is acceptable.

Just remember, it’s all fun and games until the target of your prank gets hit by a car trying to escape:

(Yes, that video is fake, but it still serves as an effective warning of the dangers of pranks. [Note that the “accomplice” is Jonas Quinn of Stargate SG-1 fame.])

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Some Excellent Questions for Libertarians

I often make common cause with self-styled libertarians on social issues, police brutality, military overreach, and the like. Where I differ greatly is on economic issues, for the basic reason that libertarians generally pretend that all individuals start from an equal bargaining position. R.J. Eskow has a piece at Salon called “11 questions to see if libertarians are hypocrites” that hits on pretty much all of the issues I have with the Ayn Rand style of libertarianism. Here are a few choice quotes.

On the lack of libertarian societies throughout history:

At no time or place in human history has there been a working libertarian society which provided its people with the kinds of outcomes libertarians claim it will provide. But libertarianism’s self-created mythos claims that it’s more realistic than other ideologies, which is the opposite of the truth. The slope from that contradiction to the deep well of hypocrisy is slippery, steep—and easy to identify.

On libertarians’ narrow definition of “order”: Continue reading

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It’s Like 10,000 Spoons, Sort Of

Terry Jones, the pastor in Florida who seems to think overtly pissing off the world’s Muslims is a worthwhile use of his time, was unable to carry out his latest, possibly largest scheme, on account of being arrested.

Sheriff’s deputies arrested Pastor Terry Jones, 61, and his associate pastor, Marvin Sapp Jr., 34, on felony charges as he drove a pickup truck towing a large barbecue-style grill filled with Qurans soaked in kerosene. He had said he was heading to a nearby park to burn 2,998 Qurans — one for every victim of the Sept. 11, 2001, terrorist attacks. Sheriff’s officials said they would hold a news conference later Wednesday to discuss specific charges.

I don’t think it’s really necessary to rehash all of the reasons this guy is, uh, problematic, but I do have a question: how the hell does one come up with 2,998 Qurans? Costco?

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Getting Tough on Anti-Virus Scams

GrahamColm at en.wikipedia [CC-BY-SA-3.0 (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0) or GFDL (http://www.gnu.org/copyleft/fdl.html)], from Wikimedia Commons

It is exceedingly difficult to find stock images relating to antivirus software, so here’s an actual virus instead.

In a bit of joyous news, the FTC settled a claim against a company that created fake ads for virus-scanning software that popped up during games of Angry Birds on mobile devices using Android. Clicking* on the ad apparently took you through some landing pages, but never to any workable anti-virus software. There reportedly was also malware involved, if a user tried to install the company’s software, and “cramming” – “when a company adds a charge to your phone bill for a service you didn’t order, agree to, or use.” The FTC even made reference to an internal email from the company that said they were “anxious to move [the] business out of being a scam and more into a valued service.” Whoops.

The company agreed to pay a $1.2 million fine, and to refund anything billed to consumers who installed their software and ended up with malware since December 8, 2011.

Does this make up for what is sure to be thousands of interrupted Angry Birds games? I don’t know about you, but on the occasions when I play Angry Birds, I do not like interruptions. I get even angrier than the birds. Continue reading

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This Must Violate HIPAA Somehow

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It was a party to reme—wait, what? (Via morguefile.com)

A Chicago  student is suing a doctor, hospital, and medical school after the doctor allegedly took pictures of her in the hospital, where she had been admitted for overindulgence in alcohol, and posted them on Facebook. The student was reportedly taken to the hospital by ambulance at about 3:00 a.m. on June 13, 2013. The defendant, who was not the student’s treating physician, allegedly looked at her medical records around noon that day, using his medical ID card to gain access to the files. According to Courthouse News Service:

It continues: “At or around 4 p.m., on June 13, 2013, [defendant] came down to the ER again and commenced taking pictures of plaintiff while she was on the hospital bed, crying, and attached to an IV.

“[Defendant] was seen by hospital security in the hospital taking the pictures and was asked to delete them immediately, which he refused to do.

“[Defendant] decided to public said photographs on the Internet through Facebook and Instagram online sharing programs.

“[Defendant] attached statements of commentary describing [plaintiff]’s condition in those photographs. Continue reading

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Monday Morning Cute: The Aardvark

It’s just a fun word to say, you know? Aardvark.

Aardvark.

Aardvark.

Aardvark.

Where was I? Oh yeah, I was going to show you pictures of an aardvark.

Aardvark.

Dangit!

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They’re really only cute as babies, because they grow up into something that looks like a mad scientist mixed the genes of a pig, a rabbit, and Jabba the Hutt. But while they’re young, they sometimes drink from bottles, and it’s adorable (it would be better if they could just feed in the wild, but the widespread suckage of the human race occasionally leads to cute moments such as these):

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Image courtesy Busch Gardens/ Copyright 2012 Scripps Media, Inc./ Via abcactionnews.com

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