Don’t Dangle Raw Meat in Front of a Badger

(The following is adapted from a comment I made on Facebook, in response to the argument that the hacked nude photos debacle is analogous to leaving one’s wallet hanging out and having it stolen. It briefly involves badgers.)

By Gary M. Stolz, U.S. Fish and Wildlife Service [Public domain], via Wikimedia Commons

Ah yes, a version of the “don’t dangle raw meat in front of a badger” argument. How is putting something online different from leaving cash hanging out of your wallet? Taking the cash requires little to no skill, just a willingness to steal something from someone. Hacking someone’s phone or computer, or even a cloud account, requires much more concerted effort. (Yes, yes, I know it’s easy for some people, but no one is born with hacking skill—they still have to learn how to hack, then make the decision to do so.) Nothing was left “in plain view,” as your analogy would require.

(By the way, I’ve heard the “don’t leave cash hanging out of your wallet” argument applied many, many times to women who get sexually assaulted while wearing short skirts, just so you know the rhetorical company you are keeping.)

Since we are possibly talking about hacks that occurred in the “cloud,” a better analogy would be a locker, or even a safety deposit box. One of the top cloud-storage companies is even called “Dropbox.” We’re not talking about people who left nude pictures of themselves in plain view of the whole world. Several of them had already deleted them, and the rest stored them places that, we have been repeatedly assured, are secure. In fact, we’ve learned that a well-known flaw in iCloud security might have been involved (and by “well-known,” I mean well-known to computer security professionals, not celebrities who happen to own iPhones.) [Ed.: Apple is claiming that iCloud was not hacked, but that multiple individual celebrities’ accounts may have been hacked.] If you want to argue that what happened here is somehow to be expected, then you have no cause for complaint if someone cuts the lock off of your locker at the gym, steals your wallet and your phone, and gym management asks why on earth you would carry your wallet around with you outside of your home.

That only scratches the surface of why your analogy is flawed, but I’ll stop there to give you time to catch up.

(I could go on from there about how people ≠ badgers, but this is good for now.)


Photo credit: By Gary M. Stolz, U.S. Fish and Wildlife Service [Public domain], via Wikimedia Commons.

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The Unbearable Suckiness of PACER

The Public Access to Court Electronic Records (PACER) system is rather terrible, as anyone who deals with federal court records as part of their job could tell you. No one seems able (or willing) to do the apparently simple things necessary to fix it. Here’s one theory as to why.

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The Problem with Monopolies

Since private businesses aren’t subject to things like the Freedom of Information Act, they can pretty much do whatever the f*** they want.

I mean, what are people gonna do—take their business elsewhere?

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If You Thought Traditional Monetary Systems Were Complicated…

I have no idea WTH this article about an alleged BitCoin scam is saying, but it sounds important:

Dell SecureWorks security researchers have described a series of attacks earlier this year in which someone cleverly got miners of bitcoins and other “cryptocurrencies” like dogecoin to contribute their efforts to his mining pools, sending the proceeds to him instead of them.

Bitcoin mining involves solving complex computational problems faster than rivals, in order to add blocks of bitcoin transactions to the “blockchain,” the shared bitcoin ledger. Not only does this keep the blockchain going, but it also generates new bitcoins as rewards for the miners. Obviously, getting there first requires a lot of raw computational power, so most miners pool their resources. Continue reading

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The Bing Translator Telephone Game

I invented* a dumb internet game. Here are the basic rules:

  1. Take a sentence in English (or whatever language you prefer).
  2. Run it through Bing Translator.
  3. Copy the translated sentence into the first Bing Translator window (set the first window to “Auto-Detect”), and translate it into a third language.
  4. Copy that sentence into the first window…..and you get the idea from there.
  5. Repeat as much as you want.
  6. Translate the multiply-translated sentence back into whatever language you started with.
  7. See how bizarrely different it is.

I started with “These are the times that try men’s souls,” because for some entirely-made-up reason I think Thomas Paine would approve of this. Also because it’s a grammatically simple sentence with small, commonly-used words. And because it was the first thing that popped into my head.

Through 28 languages, “These are the times that try men’s souls” becomes “Today, is one of the foundations of the older brother.”

By Ionut Cojocaru (Own work) [CC-BY-3.0 (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0)], via Wikimedia Commons

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“We stopped dreaming.”

Forty-five years ago today, we accomplished something astonishing.

Then we stopped dreaming.

You remember the 60s and 70s. You didn't have to go more than a week before there's an article in Life magazine, "The Home of Tomorrow," "The City of Tomorrow," "Transportation of Tomorrow". All of that ended in the 1970s. After we stopped going to the Moon, it all ended. We stopped dreaming.

Then the Moon got lonely.

Via I fucking love science on Facebook


Photo credits: “Tyson – Apollo 40th anniversary” by NASA/Bill Ingalls [Public domain], via Wikimedia Commons; “sad moon” via I fucking love science on Facebook.

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Blame the Phones!

I’m not usually one to complain about people these days and their phones, but this was pretty interesting. A restaurant was receiving bad customer reviews, saying that its service had gotten slower over the years. They found old security footage from 2004 and compared it to footage from 2014 to see what, if anything, had changed. The results, while unscientific, are interesting. Maybe the restaurant business, much like our legal system, doesn’t change nearly as fast as our technology.

In 2004:

Customers walk in.

They gets seated and are given menus, out of 45 customers 3 request to be seated elsewhere.

Customers on average spend 8 minutes before closing the menu to show they are ready to order.

In 2014: Continue reading

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Finally, a Legitimate Reason to Send D*** Pics

It’s for medical purposes.

First Derm lets users send in pictures of their infected business to a doctor for a painless diagnosis.

The whole process is quick and anonymous — perfect for people who don’t have the time or desire to find a real-life testing center.

All you have to do is submit two photos of your junk (a close-up and an overview) and you’ll get a result from a dermatologist within 24 hours.

What could possibly go wrong with that? (h/t Alan)

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What I’m Reading, June 25, 2014

Everything Is Broken, Quinn Norton, Medium, May 20, 2014

It’s hard to explain to regular people how much technology barely works, how much the infrastructure of our lives is held together by the IT equivalent of baling wire.

Computers, and computing, are broken.

Chicken Littles of the Right, Gavin Mueller, Jacobin, May 21, 2014 (h/t Erik Loomis)

So that trickle of piss running down James Piereson’s leg and pooling in his wingtip is another iteration of billionaire victimology, just another boring maneuver from the Reagan playbook that kids these days are totally over. Yes, after the massive heist of the financial crisis of 2008, exactly one Wall Street executive, Kareem Serageldin, is heading to jail, while thousands of victims head to homeless shelters and soup kitchens. Serageldin’s Christ-like gesture: to do 30 months for the sins of the financial elite.

Not a bad deal — and yet how they complain. They whine about being called “banksters” — the ignominy of such disrespect is enough to make the Chateau Petrús turn bitter in one’s mouth. On the other coast, tech-overlords are so intimidated by the specter of tax-raising masses that they’ll sink millions into childish fantasies of Galt Islands, while openly disdaining democracy.

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