More in the “Sex Sells” Department

Targeted advertising can be pretty creepy, in the way that it demonstrates how much these companies know about you, and what their algorithms suggest they think they know about you. Other times, they’re creepy in their choice of photos to accompany the ads. Today, I bring you these, from a page on Heavy.com:

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A few of these make perfect sense. Articles about saving on a mortgage have a picture of a smiling woman holding a piece of paper with the word “APPROVED” stamped on it, which probably prompts some positive cognitive response in viewers; and a picture of a $20 bill folded in half in front of the White House, because, you know, money and stuff. An article about “Fitness Enthusiast” Jen Selter is accompanied by a picture of Jen Selter. No big surprise there, although it makes me wonder why the internet thinks Jen Selter and mortgages are foremost on my mind.

The other ads are a bit more of a mystery, and I do mean that completely sarcastically. Continue reading

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I Guess This Is What CGI Is For (UPDATED)

(Spoiler alert for Game of Thrones season 5 and books 4-5.) The Game of Thrones producers are having trouble with a few permits they need to shoot the upcoming season. It turns out you can’t just film a woman parading naked through the streets of Dubrovnik—you need a permit to do that.

Fans of George R.R.Martin’s A Song of Ice and Fire books know that after Joffrey’s death and Tyrion’s escape, the increasingly unhinged Cersei runs afoul of the High Septon, the head of the Faith of the Seven in King’s Landing. It gets to a point where Cersei is imprisoned and, as punishment, is forced to make the ultimate walk of shame from “the Great Sept of Baelor to the Red Keep” while completely naked, in front of the entire city. It’s humiliating to the extreme, but also a vastly important scene in Cersei’s story.

But there’s a problem. GoT films its exterior King’s Landing shots in Croatia, where they needed to apply for a permit to allow actress Lena Headey to be filmed naked outside. But according to TMZ, the local Church of St. Nicholas very much disapproves of this, and has pressured the local film commission into denying the show the necessary permit.

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Point/Counterpoint

I cam across this tweet from the comedian Jim Norton, which sets up an interesting point/counterpoint:


Norton’s piece has the eye-catching click-baity title “In Defense of Johns,” while Alter’s rebuttal is entitled “Dear Johns: Actually, You Should Be Ashamed to Buy Sex.”

I’m pretty much on record as supporting the decriminalization of sex work, for a variety of reasons*.

Part of Norton’s piece is a rather squicky pontification on men who frequent sex workers**, followed by an argument for decriminalization that I tend to find convincing: Continue reading

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Naked Cause of Action

Jessie Nizewitz has sued Viacom and several production companies for failing to provide adequate pixelation of her genitalia during an episode of the VH1 show “Dating Naked,” on which she appears as a contestant, or whatever people on gimmicky destination dating shows are called. (“Failure to provide adequate pixelation” is my paraphrase of her claims, but isn’t that the greatest cause of action ever? Another good one I saw was “insufficient junk-blurring.”) It’s a pretty intriguing idea: what duty do the producers of a program that prominently features nudity—including in its title—have to protect the performers from actual nudity?

(If you simply must see the episode, here it is, queued up to her date with a dude named Keegan about 10:45 in.)

The New York Post apparently broke the story, but it doesn’t exactly have much legal analysis. The complaint isn’t up on the New York court system’s website yet, so I had to turn to Courthouse News to find out what Nizewitz is actually claiming:

She seeks an injunction, takedown, and punitive damages of more than $10 million for breach of oral contract, privacy invasion, intentional infliction of emotional distress, and gross negligence.

The breach of contract claim seems like the most obvious one to me. She claims, essentially, that she agreed to appear on the show on the condition that they blur her privates at all times: Continue reading

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Virginity

Even some evangelical Christians (specifically, evangelical Christian women) are starting to think it’s overrated.

One could be tempted to hope this will mean the end to memes like this:

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Two out of three people on the meme site seem to get it:

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origami_isopod gets it:

My phone is an expensive and important material object and not a useless social construct put in place to shame and commodify women.

RompahRolleh gets it:

It means we’re finally on our way to shedding a social stigma used to shame people for sex and maintaining support for people who’ve lost important things like phones with their ability to communicate and hold contacts.

phattytenorio, not so much:

we live in a world where material things are much important than those once in a life time experience, we blind ourselves not knowing which has greater importance.

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I Guess It’s Either/Or, Fellas

We can re-grow our hair in the face of male-pattern baldness, or we can maintain interest in sex—apparently, we have to choose one or the other.

Maybe, just maybe, all that stuff about baldness being repulsive to the opposite sex was only trying to sell us stuff, not tell us some greater truth of the universe. Who knew?

There’s a Rogaine commercial from the 2001-02 period that I can’t seem to find on YouTube or anywhere else on the Googles. I linked to a few posts above by people who were complaining about it back when it aired, so it clearly made an impression on people. The commercial pretty much flat-out said that your girlfriend will leave you if you lose your hair. It’s sort of burned in my brain because it was so over-the-top awful.

There was a narrator asking a guy questions, one of which was something like “Won’t she still feel the same way if you lose your hair?” The guy responds “Yes…..about someone else.” Continue reading

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What’s in a Name?

The Ferrett made an interesting remark about the 2016 Republican National Convention in Cleveland and the nomenclature of sex workers.

I had a Tweet up for about twenty seconds that I then took down, which was this:

“Cleveland is hosting the National Republican Convention in 2016. I hope we have enough hookers.”

It’s funny in the sense that, while the convention is guaranteed to be a smorgasbord of squeamishness about sex, it’s about equally guaranteed that many attendees will be gettin’ it on in all manner of publicly-disapproved ways during the off hours.

It’s problematic, though, because the words like “hooker” are overloaded with cultural baggage.

So the Ferrett deleted the tweet, and decided just to tell us about it.

I took the Tweet down, not because I thought it was inaccurate, but because I thought in a shorter version it’d pass on overtones I didn’t want to create. It seemed to degrade sex workers to me (and no, for some reason “I hope we have enough sex workers” didn’t strike me as funny in the same way).

Which is a weird thing about being careful with your communications: It’s not that what you say isn’t funny, but that it also encourages people to not question things. To me, a hooker or a sex worker or a prostitute or whatever the fuck you call them are people, worthy of rights and protections. But I suspect a lot of the people who might pass that gag along would be the sort of people who’d see selling sex as the incontrovertible evidence of bad morals/life decisions/etc.

The real joke here is how the Republicans try to make kinky sex illegal, and yet crave it the same way we do. But I’m not sure that Tweet got it across without punching downwards more than I’d like.

Emphasis added, along with a hell yeah. As far as “kinky” sex goes, I figure YMMV, but I always suspect that those who bray the loudest about it just might protest too much.

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Sex Sells, I Guess

The following ad popped up on a webpage (specifically, a page on ap.org), and I was somewhat confused as to what it was trying to tell me:

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Are Texas drivers “furious & shocked” that skinny blonde women will get ticketed for driving in bikinis? Because they should be! That is an outrage!!!

Except no, that’s not it. My curiosity got the better of me, and I contributed to somebody’s ad revenue by clicking on the link. It goes to a page that wants to sell you car insurance. I guess there’s just no effective visual hook for car insurance besides scantily-clad outlaws.

So what’s the rule that’s shocking and infuriating so many Texans? It doesn’t quite say, but it sounds like it has something to do with usage-based insurance, which involves—hold on…..do you actually care? Because I don’t.

Okay, cool. Instead, here’s a GIF of Patrick Stewart dancing: Continue reading

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What I’m Reading, July 7, 2014

Introducing TV’s Best Female Monster Yet, Lili Loofbourow, New York Magazine, July 3, 2014

In horror, once a person has been cast as a victim, a victim they remain — or at best, a deeply damaged survivor. In Orphan Black, the victim becomes the monster becomes the victim again with bewildering and humorous ease. Just when you think you’ve settled, the camera cocks its head, says “don’t be baby,” and refuses to let things be so simple. The camera confounds our relationship to Helena by seesawing the horror script, and in doing so, makes us rethink what a female monster can be. You’re forced to shift your sympathies on a shot-by-shot basis.

Judge says man who raped sleeping woman is not a “classic rapist,” just “lost control”, Katie McDonough, Salon, July 3, 2014 Continue reading

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Isn’t it awfully nice to have a penis?

The Raw Story has a list of “5 sexual health services insurance will cover… for men.”

I’m sure someone will make the arguments for the medical necessity, under whatever circumstances, of each of these five procedures, which is completely not the point of bringing up these five procedures. The issue is the way that someone is (or many someone’s are), sooner or later, going to rush to defend these five procedures as legitimate and medically necessary while still blithely dismissing various forms of women’s contraception as mere recreational implements for being a big ol’ Slutty Slutterson.

So I’ll just go ahead and get the ball rolling by making statements I know to be counter-factual, so that maybe people who are inclined to dismiss contraception as slut pills will get some smidgen of an idea of what it’s like to see demonstrably false statements treated as fact (or as “sincerely-held religious beliefs” when push comes to shove comes to science): Continue reading

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