The real agenda of "pro-lifers"

I once used this as a hypothetical of what might occur if “pro-lifers” get their way, and now it’s apparently real. From Pandagon, a woman in Pittsburgh has been charged with concealing the death of a child for not seeking medical treatment for a miscarriage (she was about 4 months along when the miscarriage occurred). The ME determined that the fetus died of natural causes.

The statute involved here requires concealment “so that it may not come to light, whether it was born dead or alive or whether it [the child] was murdered or not.” Note the use of the pronoun “it.” The statute clearly requires a birth. Generally speaking, a miscarriage is not considered a birth.

This is not about protection of life, it is about control of women, period.

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I’ve never menstruated…

…so I suppose I don’t fully understand the apparent controversy over this menstruation-blocking drug.

Volokh Conspiracy has an interesting thread about it, and on Fox News the opponent of the drug comes across as completely batshit here:

“More babies! More babies!” Wha???

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Hungover on a Saturday morning

It’s times like these when a list of the 101 hottest tattooed women in the world seems fascinating. Somehow, though, putting Angelina Jolie as #1 doesn’t seem very creative anymore. Not that I disagree with the choice.

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See, what he did was okay, because he never lied under oath about getting a blowjob…

Dennis Kucinich introduced articles of impeachment against Dick Cheney in the House yesterday. There are three articles, all relating to misleading the American public and government about WMD’s in Iraq, an Iraq-Al Qaeda connection, etc. It is extremely important for all Americans to note, however, that Cheney has never lied about getting a blowjob. He’s probably never gotten one, period.

I still say we need more sex in the White House (the kind that’s possibly illegal in some states) to fix many of the problems we have right now. Where’s that porn star who ran for governor? (NSFW!)

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Couldn’t the free market take care of this even better?

I had to read this several times to really believe it. Texas State Sen. Dan Patrick has introduced a bill that would basically authorize the state to pay women to give their babies up for adoption:

Under Patrick’s SB 1567, AKA the Texas Baby Purchasing Act of 2007, women would qualify for a $500 payment from the state within 60 days of signing away all parental rights to their newborn children.

The full text is available here.

Lest you wonder if the Sen. Patrick is asking the state to engage in an illegal form of baby brokering, he has covered all the bases. The bill provides: “Section 25.08, Penal Code, does not apply to the grant or acceptance of money under this section.”

Penal Code Section 25.08 provides as follows:

§ 25.08. SALE OR PURCHASE OF CHILD.
(a) A person commits an offense if he:

(1) possesses a child younger than 18 years of age or has the custody, conservatorship, or guardianship of a child younger than 18 years of age, whether or not he has actual possession of the child, and he offers to accept, agrees to accept,
or accepts a thing of value for the delivery of the child to another or for the possession of the child by another for purposes of adoption; or
(2) offers to give, agrees to give, or gives a thing of value to another for acquiring or maintaining the possession of a child for the purpose of adoption.

(b) It is an exception to the application of this section that the thing of value is:

(1) a fee or reimbursement paid to a child-placing agency as authorized by law;
(2) a fee paid to an attorney, social worker, mental health professional, or physician for services rendered in the usual course of legal or medical practice or in providing adoption counseling;
(3) a reimbursement of legal or medical expenses incurred by a person for the benefit of the child; or
(4) a necessary pregnancy-related expense paid by a child-placing agency for the benefit of the child’s parent during the pregnancy or after the birth of the child as permitted by the minimum standards for child-placing agencies and Department of Protective and Regulatory Services rules.

(c) An offense under this section is a felony of the third degree, except that the offense is a felony of the second degree if the actor commits the offense with intent to commit an offense under Section 43.25.

Now I have no idea how much of a shortage there is for adoptable children (although here are some statistics), but there is something downright creepy about this. Leaving aside the issue of abortion as a possible alternative to the baby being, uh, placed through the Adoption Incentive Program, how is this different from selling one’s baby into adoption in a way that does violate the above-quote Penal Code section? Well, the answer is because Sen. Patrick (and possibly the Texas Legislature) says so. Here’s another question: how does this fit in with Republicans’ general preference for privatization? Republicans want to limit spending, downsize the government, and turn as many functions over to the private sector as possible (at least, you say so in your 2004 party platform, pp. 22-23). I mean, really, in for a penny, in for a pound, right? How about we create baby rescue societies? It has worked as a means of relieving the burden on our publicly-funded animal shelters. Those tend to be nonprofit ventures, though, providing no incentives for providing the merchandise to the organization (in this case, dogs, but it could be anything, really).

Of course, you want to make sure an adequate market exists for all the new babies you will be acquiring. One of the most important rules of business is to never acquire inventory you don’t know you can move. Maybe it is time to loosen some of those restrictions on who may adopt. Heck, if we get lucky, maybe the state of Texas will be collecting perpetual royalties from its very own Truman Show!

On the other hand, I may be full of shit and SB 1567 may be a terrible idea. Besides, who wants to run the risk that the biggest cutomer might be this guy?

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Not sure I should even go here…

Fair warning, this post deals with some prurient stuff.

As I was perusing ABC’s tabloidesque “Primetime” earlier this evening (okay, fine, I Tivo’d it after seeing a promo last night), I couldn’t help but wonder if the show was being a bit unfair. See, they interviewed a woman by the name of Sunny Lane, who I will pretend to have never heard of before today, and discussed how her parents work as her business managers…for her career in adult entertainment. If you watch the whole episode (not available on ABC’s website, near as I can tell), the interviewer almost seems frustrated that he can’t get her to seem more tortured or ambivalent about the whole thing, thereby defying the axiom that adult entertainment deadens the soul. Maybe she just hasn’t been doing it long enough, but she comes across as too cute and bubbly to be all that depressing:

I’m somewhat fascinated by the psychology of the whole business–i.e. what gets people to do this sort of thing, are said people really as screwed up as their stereotypes, and so forth. The whole thing with the parents on the ABC show is a bit strange (or a whole hell of a lot strange, who knows). I do think porn should stay out of the spotlight, if for no other reason than because it might otherwise lose its cachet–I think the market will keep it around for a long time, even if no one can agree on how much money the industry makes. Anyway, it’s very late at night.

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I’m not letting the HPV vaccine issue go

The more I read about Rick Perry and Merck, the more I get suspicious about graft & such, but doing the right thing for the wrong reasons still involves doing the right thing. And opposing the right thing for the wrong reason (when there are better reasons) is still…you get the idea.

From Bill Maher, courtest of Salon.com:

March 2, 2007 | New Rule: If you don’t think your daughter getting cancer is worse than your daughter having sex, then you’re doing it wrong. Last year, science came up with a way to greatly reduce cervical cancer in young women. It’s a vaccine that prevents women from getting HPV, which is a sexually transmitted disease that acts as a gateway to the cancer. And the vaccine is so good, it could wipe out HPV. I keep a stockpile near my hot tub, and I can tell you, that tingling sensation means it’s really working. And I’d say that even without the endorsement deal.

Now for the bad news: Not everyone is pleased with this vaccine. That prevents cancer. Christian parent groups and churches nationwide are fighting it. Bridget Maher — no relation, and none planned — of the Family Research Council says giving girls the vaccine is bad, because the girls “may see it as a license to engage in premarital sex.”

Which is really a stretch. People don’t get the vaccine for typhoid and say, “Great, now I can drink the sewer water in Bombay.” It’s like saying if you give a kid a tetanus shot she’ll want to jab rusty nails in her feet. It’s like being against a cure for blindness because it’ll encourage masturbation. It’s like being for salmonella poisoning in peanut butter because it’ll discourage weirdos from spreading it on their ass and calling the dog.

And yet, the anti-vaccine folks seem to think that if a teenage girl feels a little prick, she’s gonna want to feel a whole lot more. But HPV shots don’t cause promiscuity. Tequila shots do. Everything your kids buy is sold to them with sex. The vaccine doesn’t make them want to screw: MTV does. And hormones. And having moron parents they want to escape from. Hey, when you’re 15 years old, breathing encourages sexual activity.

But let’s be frank: These Christian groups aren’t just against the HPV shot; they’re against family planning and condoms and morning after pills — they want to make sure sex is as dangerous as possible, so that kids know, if they sleep around and get an STD, that’s God teaching them a lesson. And the lesson is, you should never have tried out for “American Idol” in the first place.

There’s only one kind of medical science that excites Christians, and that’s anything that proves life begins earlier and earlier in the womb. If you could use stem cells to prove that life begins at foreplay, the pope would turn the Vatican into a lab. These people don’t really want to see a cure for anything, except homosexuality.

But as a parent, if you’re so obsessed with abstinence you’d risk your kid’s health, there’s a word for what you are, but it’s not “follower of Christ.” It’s not “moral.” It’s not “Christian.” It’s not even “logical.” So just admit it. You hate sex. It’s OK to say you hate for the sake of hating. It hasn’t hurt Dick Cheney.

I hate to tell you this, Mrs. Maher, and anyone else who thinks a vaccine gives your girls a “license to have sex”: Your daughter knows she doesn’t need a license for sex. She’s already on the Internet exchanging bondage fantasies with a German boy she met on MySpace. Forget HPV; she’s already on to S/M. We all know, there’s only one 100 percent proven method to make a woman abstinent — marry her.

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Worst pick-up line ever???

I still don’t quite get the nature of the controversy–perhaps there’s just a limit to how much prurient exploitation our culture is willing to accept (dissing your singing is fine, but racy photos, no matter how private, maybe ain’t)–but it is a controvery nonetheless. Now Glenn Beck takes the opportunity to hit on a cute journalist (who has never posed for racy photos and is at least somewhat of a professional, I might add):

That may be the most uncomfortable silence I’ve seen in some time.

Apparently he’s done this before, too.

There has been some backlash, but I can only begin to imagine the chilling effect this will have on people’s ability to take racy pictures of themselves. What are digital cameras for, anyway?

Seriously, though, Glenn, if you want to take racy pictures of a girl, there are places you could find them. Just saying.

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